needaname

About me:

Hi this is Vaish, I am sincere, honest, trustworthy, ...... ...... .... ... Sorry, couldnt lie anymore. Well, what is one supposed to write here??? Everyone wants to give out a cool impression here, try to sound different and unique. Hell, I am not unique, I eat, sleep and fart like any other mo'fucker out there. But I digress. I have to keep up with the cool kids, so I will try my best to chalk out some things about me which can be termed unique. ..... .... ... Ok, there is nothing. I am a decent person (nobody is going to write here that they are closet necrophiliacs),I am fun loving (ok, this is stupid, who likes to stay miserable?), I am cute (no shit! I thought you were butt ugly!), I love making friends (and I love spooning your mom....of course nobody likes to make enemies), I am your next door girl types (a 85 year old man lives next to my house...), I am quite intelligent and love to have some interesting conversations (I like talking to the door knob, he says hi...), I am funny (yes, indeed you are funny looking...), but can be hot tempered at times (I just kicked the rhino in the balls...). So, if you like to know me better, drop in a message(I will kick any of the fuckwits who message me...). I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better. 1) Food is a powerful motivator for me. 2) I never trust guys with shiny teeth. 3) When I will die, I will make a long speech, and won't finish the last sentence. 4) Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible. 5) I would never trust a huge corporation. Apparently its cool to quote from 'Fight Club'. So be it... "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it"