Elko
Elko Welcome to the world of Epauletian Elko

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30 years old
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United Kingdom



Last Login: 9/2/2009
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GeneralLife, death and anything that happens in the middle
Epauletian creed by Elko
Who are you?
In The Epaulettes you are.....Shunlet
You Should've been born...June 23, 1854
Your favourite food.....Quorn and Vegetables (you wierdo)
Your favourite drink....Vodka
Your sexually attracted to...Cats
how mad are you compared to Elko....: 68%
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MusicAnything that hasn't been written by a factory, sung by a nobody and sent to destroy the souls of todays children.
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The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
HeroesBob Dylan, Woody Guthrie (who I'd much rather meet than Hitler), My old man (who I've met), O.J. simpson (for proving you can kill as many Americans as you want if you've got the cash) and a host of other people who I can't think of at the moment.
Groups: what the hell is reason number one to shop at morrisons?

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     Elko's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Blackened slag topped heap north of abercanaid
Body type:6' 1" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:Someday
Occupation:Guitarist
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Elko's Schools
Bishop Hedley High School
MID GLAMORGAN, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1996



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About me:
For those Who don't know me My names Phillip. I've got a pet iguana named mr flopsy who means the world to me. The maddest thing that ever happened to me was when my mate paul and I were stealing an N reg cavalier and his hand exploded . MAD. For those of you who do know me, I'm Elko. I have a limitted grasp of reality and don't like rules.In fact the only rule I do like is the rule of thumb ????? cos I don't know what it is. I love being given the oppourtunity to speak, and will gladly babble bullsh*t for hours unless I'm stopped. I am lead guitarist and one of the songwriters in the worlds greatest band, "The Epaulettes". Unfortunately most of the world hasn't been given the chance to agree. If you like music go to www.theepaulettes.co.uk and check out where you can come see us.
Who I'd like to meet:
Tiger woods' barber, Eric Cantona's publisher. and the man who invented velcro.

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Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Jan 21 2008 2:58 PM

alrite boss
x
~GARY~

~GARY~



Dec 18 2007 11:59 AM

Hey,ELKMEISTER.. Anythin happenin in the Winch this weekend? Thinkin o' poppin to town on sat.. Lemme know fella.. See u there.
Cigarettes killed my father&raped my mother

Cigarettes killed my father&raped my mother



Dec 6 2007 11:15 PM

haha! x
Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Dec 6 2007 11:14 PM

haha
i am
going to bed
night babe
x

ps i stil want a text!! x
Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Dec 6 2007 11:11 PM

wait wait
i get it now....
tomorrow pinky we are going to take over the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Dec 6 2007 11:10 PM

you always spoil my fun by sending me home!!!
haha
i dunno..?
whats 2moro?
x
Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Dec 6 2007 11:04 PM

lol you know i cant handle my drink so ..
il prob have a glass of wine then you can hold me up ;)
Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Dec 6 2007 11:02 PM

do you like my new page?
Rachael

Rachael Flaherty



Dec 6 2007 11:00 PM

no no no she offered ... honest to god...ask her! xx
Cigarettes killed my father&raped my mother

Cigarettes killed my father&raped my mother



Dec 6 2007 6:37 PM

It was hell getting up for my first day of work today :| x
Cigarettes killed my father&raped my mother

Cigarettes killed my father&raped my mother



Oct 29 2007 1:34 PM

haha i cant remember bruising you. bit of a blur, didnt get to bed till 6ish :( x
Tucker

Tucker



Oct 19 2007 7:36 PM

wots happing elko son long time no see u ok dude, hppy birthday 4 the 23rd 2 days before mine we'll have to have hell of a shing dig next weekend
Tucker

Tucker



Oct 9 2007 4:42 AM

PAZZA

PAZZA



Oct 4 2007 12:30 PM

u comin ova 2 c sum art work?
MICHAEL MOCHAN OF WALES ( rooster)

Michael Mochan



Oct 4 2007 12:26 PM

hello fella hows you doing m8???


you still got my coat dude ??

and my 2 packs of cards ?
charlie

charlie



Sep 25 2007 9:34 PM

ai m8 , chcuk those pics up of us wiv the buffalos head on , fucking brill !
MART

martin w



Jun 5 2007 4:35 PM

FRIDAY JUNE 22ND @ WINDSOR CLUB NEATH

THE GUNS
THE UNSUNG
THESE RADIO DAYS
THE DEAL

DOORS 7PM ENTRY £5 PLEASE ARRIVE EARLY
MART

martin w



Jun 3 2007 4:57 PM

TUESDAY 5TH JUNE @ CLWB IFOR BACH CARDIFF
THE CITY SESSIONS NO 1

ANTERIOR (ALBUM PROMO SHOW)
CIRCLE OF ONE
THE AUTONOMY WITHIN
EMILY ROSE

DOORS 7.30 ENTRY £5 A 14 + SHOW
MART

martin w



May 22 2007 5:50 PM

TUESDAY JUNE 5TH @ CLWB IFOR BACH CARDIFF(THE CITY SESSIONS NO 1)

ANTERIOR
CIRCLE OF ONE
THE AUTONOMY WITHIN
EMILY ROSE

DOORS 7.30 ENTRY £5
MICHAEL MOCHAN OF WALES ( rooster)

Michael Mochan



May 4 2007 2:43 PM

hey hey man
you know of any bands this sunday man ?? mail me dude
MICHAEL MOCHAN OF WALES ( rooster)

Michael Mochan



Apr 25 2007 4:59 PM

HELLO STRANGER
hey thank you very much for the wine and beer the polished the night off well had a wicked night after man take care speak soon


MIKEY OF WALES
Joanne

Joanne



Apr 25 2007 11:44 AM

New pictures comments much appreciated please i dun ask much lol xxxx
Joanne

Joanne



Apr 10 2007 2:01 PM

well wot can i say though we wouldve dun better in the quiz i thought u were a fountain of knowledge? haha 3rd is better than like 10th i suppose lol
MICHAEL MOCHAN OF WALES ( rooster)

Michael Mochan



Apr 8 2007 9:49 AM

happy easter dude
Joanne

Joanne



Apr 4 2007 9:36 AM

that pic in the winchester is class u really av got ur hands full lol!!!
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