The Schoolgirls:
GERTRUDE - an unpopular girl in the eleventh grade with aspirations of popularity, a size ten.
TAMMI - the hottest, whitest and most popular girl in the eleventh grade.
LATIKA - one of Tammi's best friends, a black girl almost as hot and popular as Tammi.
MARIA - Tammi's other best friend, a latina almost as hot and popular as Latika, somewhat uncoordinated.
Others Involved in the Massacre:
PRINCIPAL KNOT - a man of questionable principles, mid 40s.
SEAN - quarterback and all-American boy, Tammi's ex-boyfriend.
DAVID - an escaped psycho killer, early 30s.
OFFICE McGRAFT - a trenchcoat-wearing officer of the law with a hound-like appearance, 30s.
SCHOOLGIRL PILLOWFIGHT MASSACRE is a send-up of 80's slasher flicks guaranteed to offend just about everyone!!! Four high school girls at a sleepover are picked off one-by-one, by either
1) escaped lunatic cannibal 2) an all-American quarterback who worships satan and is experimenting with bisexuality 3) the principal of the school who also happens to be the ringleader of a child pornography ring, or 4) the vaguely hound-like trench-coat wearing Officer McGraft.
With songs like "The Girl Is Like an Instant Hard On," "Dyke Out," "Little Girls in Bondage," and "Anal Rape Kinda Hurts," SCHOOLGIRL PILLOWFIGHT MASSACRE is as deviant as a musical can get and makes Avenue Q look like My Fair Lady.
Heyhey guys, how are you?? It's been a while since I checked out your space, so just thought I'd drop in, listen to your music and send some love and support your way! Hope everything's going well - please do drop in anytime to say hey, ok! Till next time, keep up the great work!! Warmest regards, ~Nick ;)
Yo Schoolgirl Pillowfight Massacre peeps - wishing ya all the best with the show, it looks and sounds terrific!! Cheers for the friend request!! Best, ~Nick
I still keep coming back to SCHOOLGIRL PILLOWFIGHT MASSACRE to listen to Dyke Out. Looking forward to the day when the Hollywood version of your show is available on pirated DVD.
Absolutely brilliant!! The lyrics and music are fantastic and I [Jeff Ettridge] would love to see this live.A working combination of pure magic.What I'm trying to say is THIS IS BLINDING.
I'm just glad you actually comment back...most shows or bands don't but you do...which rocks!!! I must say you are "TOP FRIENDS" worthy. Which is pretty dang great! lol Well ttyl.
Oh my god like this is one of the greatest musicals I've ever heard of...yeah you're going to think I'm toatally lying but I'm serious. The music is great and can be listened to by your hardcore Stephen Sondheim listeners to your pre-teen highschool musical fans. I love the comedy in each songs I found myself rolling on the floor laughing hysterically...to a point where my parents came down and asked me to stop haha. In other words I love what you guys are doing keep up the good work! ;)
