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  • Kenneth Schroeder

  • 25 / Male
  • San Marcos, Texas, US
  • Last Login: 11/20/2009

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Interests

  • General

    The practical application of technology in an increasingly tech-addicted world. Also, boobies. .. .. ............

  • Music

    The List of Important Tunes: Emery, Incubus, Dead Poetic, Eisley (yes, Eisley. They're from TX after all.), Staple, Deftones, Bland Allison, MCR, House of Heroes, mewithoutYou, Norma Jean, STP, SOAD, NoFX, Anti-Flag, A Perfect Circle, Taking Back Sunday, Subseven, Radio head and Coldplay (what's the difference?), Blindside, Superchick (I can't help it...), Project 86, Panic! At The Disco, The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, Tom Petty, Foscoe Jones and pretty much anything that I can't immediately grasp.....

  • Movies

    Office Space, Fear and Loathing, Strange Days, Sin City, SLC Punk, Lost In Translation, Spun, Monty Python's entire collection, Walk The Line, anything with Orson Wells or Edward G. Robinson, Hitchcock, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, anything by Tim Burton, Ed Wood, Falling Down, Fight Club, Raising Arizona, anything with Keira Knightley (giggety!), Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Where the Buffalo Roam, anything with Bill Murray, Constantine, American Splendor

  • Television

    Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Moral Orel, Tom Goes To The Motherfucking Mayor (also known as: The Funniest Show On Television), Squidbillies, Dirty Jobs, Modern Marvels, Mythbusters, Breaking Bad.

  • Books

    The Man Who Found The Missing Link, anything by Thomas Harris, A Man In Full, Stephen King's non-paperback efforts, Hunter S. Thompson's non-fiction work, C.S. Lewis (except for Narnia), Psychology textbooks, A Brief History of Time, Some Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk, Carles Bukowski, William S. Borroughs, Allen Ginsberg, Phillip K. Dick, Ayn Rand, Dante and too many others to mention.....

  • Heroes

    The guy with the hair, meine Bruder, Christopher "Cow Bell" Walken, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, John Cleese, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, Clive Barker, Steve Buscemi, Batman, Harvey Pekar, Mike "Fuck You Money" Judge, Seth Macfarlane, Matt Groening, Frank Miller, Stan Lee, Kevin "Lunchbox" Smith, Edgar Allen Poe, Neal Cassady and I henceforth offer one million American dollars to the first person who shoots Bill O'Reilly in the ass. That is all. ..http://lads.myspace.com/slides/photoslider.swf?u=83247988"..; ....enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Anytown, TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / No
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Humorist/Erotic Novelist/Tech Dude
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

Schools

  • Victoria College

    • Victoria, TX
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Pre-Law
    • Minor: Psychology
    • Clubs: The Monte Carlo Pot Society
    2002 to 2004

Networking

  • He who seeks the fire is not always burned; and he who desires the burning, does not always find the fire.

  • When telling a joke, if you have to yell, it isn't funny. It's just loud.

Companies

  • www.essaywriters.net

    • Roanoke, Virginia US
    • Freelance Writer
    **currently**

Truth Box

Status and Mood

  • Kenneth Schroeder New article by me up at gunaxin.com: http://lnk.ms/4LPLK. Go there, read it, and Digg them shits.
    Mood: cantankerous cantankerous
    Posted at 4:32 AM Nov 6
  • Kenneth Schroeder I am a fat man trapped inside a skinny man's body outside of a doughnut shop. This is known in literature as an internal struggle.
    Mood: bored bored
    Posted at 6:11 PM Oct 14
  • Kenneth Schroeder Yes, Obama wants to socialize everything so he can make money off of it. That is EXACTLY what's happening.
    Mood: bored bored
    Posted at 2:05 AM Sep 27

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About me:

The Infamous Schroeder Blog:

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Come Share Your Stupid Opinion in My Message Boards There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I am this line...

My name is Kenneth W. Schroeder, Esq. I am the eldest of two other, um, theirSpace people. I'm 23, I live in Moulton (where?) Texas, and I have a cat named Miltonicus Bubelos. Or Milton.

And yes, I am a lonely lesbian cat-lady.

And also, I am the only person in my family that seems to have been named with an eye toward my future career as a serial killer. Look it up, see how many of them are named "Kenneth Wayne"...

Jesus.

My siblets are as follows:

Callie Schroeder/Collett- air-force sidekick, married writer extraordinaire, ninja old-man dancer, and prolific destroyer of pants.

Jesse Kyle Schroeder- Large, unidentified orbiting body named for the late astronomer Sir Kyle of The Cart-Pullers who was, of course, the famed lute player and minstrel for the former court-band Les Bland-Allison.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||| 16%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Indie |||||||||||||||| 68%
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Who I'd like to meet:

The monkeys who make keys at Patek's, Tom Wolfe, Noam Chomsky, Tim Burton, The Evil Monkey, Aaron Weiss, Eric Idle, Stan Lee, Frank Miller, Ralph Steadman...

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