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Ben Schwartz
Improv / Sketch Comedy / As Seen on TV
Ben Schwartz I'm the Glass Joe of MySpace

Male
28 years old
Los Angeles/New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 12/14/2009
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Websiterejectedjokes.com

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     Ben Schwartz's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Edgemont in Westchester and Riverdale in the Bronx
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian/Writer/Actor

   Ben Schwartz's Schools
Union College
Schenectady,New York
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psych/Anthro Major
 

1999 to 2003
Edgemont Jshs
Scarsdale,New York
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 1999

   Ben Schwartz's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian

Television - Composition - Writing

Film - Drama - Acting


   Ben Schwartz's Companies
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
New York, New York US
Comedian

Robot Chicken
Los Angeles, CA US
Writer - Season 3



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Valentine's Break Up
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Job Interview
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Rejectedjokes.com - February '07, Week 3 with Seth Green
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Rejectedjokes.com - October '06 Week 4 with Rob Riggle
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Rejectedjokes.com presents Cheating
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About me:
I'm an improv and sketch comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. I was also a staff writer for the third season of Adult Swim's Robot Chicken as well as a freelance writer for SNL and Letterman.

Here is my website of rejected jokes - www.rejectedjokes.com
Here is my sketch team's website - www.hotsauceacademy.com

Mayne Street Ep. 2 - Louie's Original


High Times Ep. 5 - Drought


ESPN Commercial


Collegehumor's High Times Episode 3 - Mad as Hell


Collegehumor's High Times Episode 2 - Chicken Nuggets


Collegehumor's High Times Editorial Office - Episode 1


Robot Chicken - PeeWee's Secret Word


Robot Chicken - Fred Flintstone's Brake Pads


Robot Chicken - Doug at Bar


Robot Chicken - Dysfunctional Bedroom


RejectedJokes.com presents Cheating
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Rejected Jokes - February '07, Week 3 featuring Austin Powers and Family Guy's Seth Green


Rejected Jokes - December '06, Week 4 featuring Freaks and Geeks and Entourage's Samm Levine
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Rejected Jokes - November '06, Week 4 featuring Swimming with Sharks and Pulp Fiction's Frank Whaley
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Rejected Jokes - October '06, Week 4 featuring the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's Rob Riggle
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Who I'd like to meet:

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Ben Schwartz has 2088 friends.
 Hot Sauce 


 Fransen 


 Roba No Home 


 Robot Chicken 


 Adam Pally!! 


 Amanda 


 Geer 4 AMERICA 2028!!! 


 Abe 


 Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre NY 


 Nintendo 





Ben Schwartz's Friends Comments
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Mr. Blonde

Mr. Blonde



Nov 9 2009 8:05 PM

Thanks for the add.
Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



Nov 2 2009 6:54 PM



Los Angeles Comedy Festival hosts

Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park.. - The CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films
WHEN: Mon. Nov. 16, 7:30pm
WHERE:
ACME Comedy Theatre
135 N. La Brea Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
( Google Map )
HOW MUCH:
$10 ( + $1.50 service charge ) online
$12 at the door ( if not sold out )
PURCHASE AT: www.LAComedyfest.com
Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Nov 1 2009 9:55 AM

Hey there,

Here's one from left field...

Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?

A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:

Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella

Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.

Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.

I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4

Help to raise awareness.

Say have you checked out my web site recently?

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

Amsterdam

Amsterdam



Oct 31 2009 7:22 AM

So there's a household of people that want you to visit Portland and do stand-up, or hang out.

and I'm sure we're not the only household that are big fans.

So get over here to the West coast!
Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Oct 9 2009 9:48 PM

Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

Good to have you as a friend!
So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.

I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.

For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).

You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):

More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - http://www.youtube.com/faberoptime.

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

Jim Holland

Jim Holland



Oct 9 2009 6:52 AM


Sparkle Picnic

Sparkle Picnic



Oct 7 2009 5:59 AM



Sparkle Picnic: Gold Face (Episode #6, Series 3)



www.SparklePicnic.com | digg it! | 'WTFIASP?' | Facebook



וֶרֶד (Vered)

וֶרֶד  (Vered)



Sep 26 2009 8:44 PM

Hi, sorry I'm late! Happy New Year!




****


Vered on IMDb
Battle Jitni™

Battle Jitni



Sep 23 2009 12:34 PM

Great to meet you, sir.

COMEDIAN MARTIN RIZO

MArtIn RIZO



Jul 22 2009 9:05 PM

my new 80, party video enjoy pass it around
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Martin Rizo: 80's Party - The funniest bloopers are right here
וֶרֶד (Vered)

וֶרֶד  (Vered)



Jul 5 2009 7:15 AM



Vered on IMDb
Sparkle Picnic

Sparkle Picnic



Jul 2 2009 1:21 AM


Lock n load, it's time for the BRODEO!
Sparkle Picnic: Brodeo



www.SparklePicnic.com | digg it! | 'WTFIASP?'



Drinkin' in San Francisco

Drinkin' in San Francisco



Jul 1 2009 5:26 PM






Dutch Shotgun

Mike Smith



Jul 1 2009 12:53 AM

I just noticed that you do the Maine street shit... Good job with that. Is Kenny really funny or is that all you?
וֶרֶד (Vered)

וֶרֶד  (Vered)



Jun 27 2009 12:39 AM

Hi, Shabbat Shalom and have a great weekend!

Vered
on IMDb
Jeff Lawrence

Jeff Lawrence



Jun 23 2009 6:14 AM

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Magnum Farce

Magnum Farce



May 6 2009 9:44 PM

Hey, Ben you're lethal - you got a licence to carry that comedy?

The exclusive WORLD PREMIERE of the entire short film Magnum Farce: A Shot in the Park, the CG animated spoof of Dirty Harry films, streams ONE DAY ONLY on the worlds second most popular English language streaming short film and animation site, BeatnikTV.

When:

  Wednesday, May 06, 2009
   9pm UK/GMT
   9pm US Eastern
   9pm US Pacific    

Find your local time HERE !


Where:   www.myspace.com/beatnikmusictv

Cant make it? :-(
You can still see all three webisodes at www.funnyordie.com/bellafefilms/videos
Christopher

Christopher



Mar 2 2009 8:35 PM

Sherman

Just Sherman



Feb 9 2009 2:08 PM

Thank you for the add.
S.
Jess

Jess



Feb 4 2009 4:06 AM

You're so funny! Are you still at UCBT?
KC Masterpiece

KC Masterpiece



Feb 3 2009 7:41 PM

You're a doll :)
Hunter Langston

Hunter Langston



Jan 20 2009 7:00 AM

Photobucket Thanks so much for the add. I really appreciate your support. Keep listening, Hunter
@iKUPES {neon harmony}

Ilya Kuperman



Jan 19 2009 4:54 AM

fine work, sir. very inspirating.
when are you performing next in ny?
phillip ganja

phillip ganja



Jan 17 2009 11:39 PM

great work brother, ma best movie ever. CHEATING...ALL THE BEST MA MEN...GOD BLESS. PHIL GANJA. www. celebafrica. net
WILL

WILL



Jan 16 2009 4:51 AM

all i can say is life changing
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