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Ben Schwartz
Improv / Sketch Comedy / As Seen on TV

			"I'm the Glass Joe of MySpace" Male 26 years old Los Angeles/New York, NEW YORK United States Last Login:7/19/2008

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MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/schwartzb

Ben Schwartz's Comedian Bio

Website

rejectedjokes.com

Ben Schwartz's Interests

Ben Schwartz's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Edgemont in Westchester and Riverdale in the Bronx
Body type:	0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian/Writer/Actor

Ben Schwartz's Schools

Union College Schenectady,New York Graduated: 2003 Student status: Alumni Degree: Bachelor's Degree Major: Psych/Anthro Major	1999 to 2003
Edgemont Jshs Scarsdale,New York Graduated: 1999 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma	1996 to 1999

Ben Schwartz's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian

Television - Composition - Writing

Film - Drama - Acting

Ben Schwartz's Companies

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre New York, New York US Comedian
Robot Chicken Los Angeles, CA US Writer - Season 3

Ben Schwartz's Clips

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Clips: 3

Total Plays: 5690

Plays Today: 1

Rejectedjokes.com - February '07, Week 3 with Seth Green

Run Time: 220

Plays: 776
Comments: 3

Rejectedjokes.com - October '06 Week 4 with Rob Riggle

Run Time: 262

Plays: 471
Comments: 0

Rejectedjokes.com presents Cheating

Run Time: 139

Plays: 4443
Comments: 12

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Ben Schwartz's Blurbs

About me:
I'm an improv and sketch comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. I was also a staff writer for the third season of Adult Swim's Robot Chicken as well as a freelance writer for SNL and Letterman.

Here is my website of rejected jokes - www.rejectedjokes.com
Here is my sketch team's website - www.hotsauceacademy.com

Job Interview

Bronx World Travelers Episode 5 - Let's Play

Bronx World Travelers Episode 4 - Street Legend

ESPN Commercial

Valentine's Break Up

Collegehumor's High Times Episode 3 - Mad as Hell

Collegehumor's High Times Episode 2 - Chicken Nuggets

Collegehumor's High Times Editorial Office - Episode 1

Teddy Saw - The most disgusting short film I've ever made

Robot Chicken - PeeWee's Secret Word

Robot Chicken - Fred Flintstone's Brake Pads

Robot Chicken - Doug at Bar

Robot Chicken - Dysfunctional Bedroom

Bronx World Travelers - Episode 1 - Press Conference

Bronx World Travelers - Episode 2 - Orientation Video

Bronx World Travelers - Episode 3 - The Game

RejectedJokes.com presents Cheating
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Rejected Jokes - February '07, Week 3 featuring Austin Powers and Family Guy's Seth Green

Rejected Jokes - December '06, Week 4 featuring Freaks and Geeks and Entourage's Samm Levine
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Rejected Jokes - November '06, Week 4 featuring Swimming with Sharks and Pulp Fiction's Frank Whaley
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Rejected Jokes - October '06, Week 4 featuring the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's Rob Riggle
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Ben Schwartz's Friend Space (Top 16)

Ben Schwartz has 2009 friends.

Hot Sauce

Schwaber

Fransen

Roba No Home

TANTRUM!!!

Robot Chicken

Super Deluxe

Adam Pally!!

Amanda

Geer 4 AMERICA 2028!!!

fairfield

Abe

Dirtiest Sketch Contest in NYC

Nintendo

Upright Citizens Brigade Touring Company

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre NY

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Ben Schwartz's Friends Comments

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Alfred	Jul 19 2008 11:26 PM thanks for the add!
Matthew Schuler	Jun 17 2008 9:41 PM I almost thought the Knicks were going to force a game 7. Tough 4th quarter, man.
Amanda	Jun 10 2008 7:42 AM Awe!! You look exactly like a lil' baby bunny rabbit with a lil' puddle of chocolate pudding on it's lil' baby bunny rabbit head!! Just like a tit!!! It's delightful!!!
xxo, bex	Jun 10 2008 5:20 AM your face was on my TV last night... yay!!
Bellevue’s Finest	May 7 2008 9:07 AM Bellevue's Finest loves you Ben Schwartz! New episode of Bronx World Travelers featuring our song "HIPSTERS"
jawnee	Apr 24 2008 10:00 PM http://www. funnyordie. com/videos/07e055dff1
Nuclear CornJacket	Apr 10 2008 3:59 PM WE LOVE VALENTINES DAY BREAK UP. ..Look! on FunnyOrDie. com.. "it's a break up ring..."
Amanda	Apr 7 2008 8:19 AM
Trash Talking Toaster!	Apr 6 2008 11:00 PM Why aren't I in any of your videos? Discrimination against toasters man, not cool!
Rita	Apr 4 2008 12:52 PM I love your Valentine's video. Peace.
Rebecca	Mar 27 2008 1:33 PM Oh-my-goodness... umm, I stopped watching Teddy Saw after he said what was in your stomach. Jeeze! lol I thought it was funny at first, but I couldn't even handle the movie Saw. :P Maybe I'll finish it later, lol. Anyway, I hope you're well!! many hugs -Rebecca
Allan Johnson	Mar 26 2008 5:20 AM A pleasure to meet you on My Space. Thanks for adding me! I am pleased to have you in my circle of friends! Make it a great week! Allan Johnson www. Vaudevillemedia. com
Funkmasta Penis: Okugi! Musou Ranbu	Mar 24 2008 9:01 AM Fuck is the deal son!!!
jawnee	Mar 2 2008 10:20 AM now and forevaaaaa
Videodrew	Feb 16 2008 11:48 AM You are fucking hysterical....my new favorite comic.
Rita	Feb 15 2008 6:52 AM Good morning, Mr. Scwartz. And have a happy breakfast! :-)
Stella	Feb 14 2008 8:01 AM Love the newest video!
Heather Fink	Feb 13 2008 1:38 PM So Ben, I have to know, how is your stuff soooo beautifully shot!? Nice work once again.
sail boat	Feb 12 2008 12:49 PM You are amazing dude. You are inspirational and all that jazz. Keep it up!
Rita	Jan 27 2008 8:46 AM Ben is hot. :p
Mo Anne	Jan 24 2008 8:52 PM okay, kinda randon & kinda late....but, i saw your Harold show 2 weeks ago & it was great!!! That's all for now!!
ו ר ד (Vered)	Jan 18 2008 7:08 AM have a great weekend!
the monkdaily ™	Jan 9 2008 11:25 PM bring back rejected jokes bring back rejected jokes bring back rejected jokes seriously tho the best part is the intos and the jokes oh yeah and the special guest!
L.P.	Jan 8 2008 12:36 PM Home Wreck'a
Conrad	Jan 5 2008 2:20 PM TOMRAD!!!!!
rainswept	Jan 1 2008 4:04 AM One New Year's Resolution: I promise never to make you walk through all ten floors of my building again...even if you WANT another tour at 4am. Maggie was happy to see you again, as was I. xoxo, lisa
Anneliese [Harlem Ed.]	Dec 30 2007 5:41 PM i <3 your sexy ass
christian	Dec 27 2007 10:47 AM

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