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Eric Schwartz
Comedy / Folk Rock / Experimental

The Milky Folk Suffer No Fools!



DEKALB, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  10/13/2009
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Member Since5/21/2006
Band Websitehttp://www.bwatersmedia.com
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Gag Reflex (comedy)
Lord & Schwartz(comedy/music)
Barry Newton & The Plagues (music)
Strange's (comedy)





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My boy... Now that he's out, lazy sumbitch best getta job!!

In no particular order: Shelley Berman, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Joss Whedon, Russell T. Davies, JJ Abrams, Damon Lindelof, David Fury, Mark Leyner, Tom Russell, The Zookeepers, Ralph Covert, Truman Capote, Kurt Vonnegut, Hampton Fancher, Mark Twain, Bryan Adams, Jim Henson, Monty Python, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, Yukio Mishima, Dale Roe, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas (pre- Howard The Duck), Steve Gerber, Fish, The Indigo Girls, Paul Simon, The Onion, David Mamet, Thelonius Monk, Spongebob Squarepants, Kids in the Hall, Jack Kirby, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks, Marillion, Stan Lee, John Denver, Alton Brown, Robert Holmes, Patti Wampach, William Goldman, The Beastie Boys, Rudy Ray Moore, George Carlin, Stan Freeberg, Best Brains, Bill Cosby, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Gary Larson, Vincent Van Gogh, Gene Simmons, Walt Whitman, William Shatner, Marc Platt, Chris Carter, Miles Davis, Ken Nordine, Charles Bukowski, ... I'm sure I'm forgetting some. When I think of more, I'll post them.

Check out my interview in Shelly Ryan's "Late Night" Podcast


Check out my story "Marjorie Aplomb" in Crawlspace 004


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Eric Schwartz
Folkster/Jokester from the East Coast. Wrote "Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis". His latest CD, "Redder Than Ever", is out now.


Eric Schwartz
aka Smooth-E. West Coast comedian/ rapper. Check out "Mel Gibson" and "Just a Little Kip".


Eric Schwartz
Brooklyn based experimental composer. His debut CD "24 Ways of Looking at a Piano" was recently named one of the top classical CDs of 2005 by All Music Guide.

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Record LabelCrapping Badger Records


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   About Eric Schwartz
NEWS: 1/ 29/2008 THE PLATONIC BOMB - a short romantic comedy directed by M Legend Brown (screenplay by me - Trailer below) is appearing on the big screen at The Texas Black Film Festival 2/6/2009 @ 6pm during the Happy Hour Shorts block *** My one act play "An Easy Heaven" is being published by Playscripts, INC. (Details to follow) **** Gag Reflex are planning a brand new show for spring. *****



I am a writer of varying success levels from the suburbs of Chicago and have been so for the last twenty years. I've written everything from freelance newspaper articles to screenplays, comedy sketches, songs, blogs, radio commercials, poetry, plays, fiction and the occasional roast monologue. I am hoping to soon conquer the greeting card market. I am also a member of and director of the sketch comedy group Gag Reflex Comedy Theater and the Executive Director of The Geneva Underground Playhouse in Geneva, IL (name soon to be released). I do act, direct and/or produce when called upon (yes, there is a blinking red phone in my den. Quick to the Eric Pole.... ewwww)

I am also tooling around the midwest with my new folk rock combo, THE SCHWARTZ BAND, this year. You will see show dates above.

Tired of me yet? Shit, I am.

Most importantly, I am a husband and father. My wife Millie and I live with our son, Danny and two cats - Buster & Venom. We live in a little green house on a little green street in Dekalb, IL with our eyes on California (hopefully 2009).

Check out a ton of my stuff below and on the left - articles, flash fiction, poetry, two webseries (The Farm and Big City), videos and lots of music. Plenty of stuff to make you sick of me.

If anybody is REALLY interested, you can find my resume online here: RESUME

smooches!

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Eddie Money

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Oct 22 2009 6:21 AM

Hi Eric Peter Schwartz! Eddie's CD, "Wanna Go Back" is available now on Amazon, and Eddie Money - Wanna Go Back! Eddie hand picked and performs new versions of 12 classic hits that were all songs that he loved playing as a kid when he was growing up!!!

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Oct 5 2009 7:03 AM

The 2009 Twisted Wish Spook Show
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Oct 1 2009 8:20 PM

Hi Eric Schwartz, SPELLFURY Episode 5 is done and I would love your opinion of it!



P.S Thanks so much for your support, please tell your friends if you like it!

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Oct 1 2009 5:39 AM

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Sep 29 2009 2:38 PM

Chicago Bands and Entainers we are looking to fill some spots in upcoming TV Showcase. If you are looking to get in some clubs and festivals please email us contact information. Chicagoland groups only. Referrals are welcome. Limited space but plenty of opportunity.
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Aug 6 2009 12:57 PM

Hi Eric Schwartz, we're FINALLY finished SPELLFURY 4, please let us know what you think!


P.S If you like it can you please tell your friends about it?
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Jul 29 2009 5:52 PM

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Jun 27 2009 3:01 PM

Looking to Collaborate! What’s Up On Your End?
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May 8 2009 7:10 PM

""may the "schwartz" be with you...
hope you are well eric..long time no comedy..lets set something up in the summertime!!peace
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Jan 7 2009 4:14 AM

Happy New Year! PB looks great! Can't wait to see it on the big screen.
I almost made it to Chicago to visit some friends/family, but it's too damn cold!!!
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Winona Patterson



Jan 5 2009 8:32 PM

Beautiful blogging, Eric - I felt like I was there with you in Ireland...
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Jan 4 2009 7:52 PM

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Dec 31 2008 7:15 PM

Wishing you a wonderful Birthday!
Happy New Year!

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Dec 16 2008 8:28 AM

Hey, we just wanted to drop by to let you know that we have posted our Fall issue of Artistic Pursuit magazine on our website at artisticpursuit. org. It has some of our favorite Myspace and Artistic Pursuit artists spotlighted. Please check it out and support your fellow independent and amateur artists. We also have listed the top artists for the month of November. Be sure to check to see if you're one of them. Here's a video about our Magazine and winners.






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Nov 16 2008 10:58 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD
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Mary Torrecilla

Mary Torrecilla



Oct 31 2008 7:20 PM

Hey! How's the California Exodus coming along?!?! It would be nice before another IL weather hits, huh? I just got a gig for next month at a club here.....w00t! Wish for me that I/it doesn't suck.
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Oct 30 2008 11:13 AM

Hi Eric Schwartz, the gang and I just finished our new video SPELLFURY 2, Would love to know what you think of it? We're trying to find an audience for it, so anything you can do to help get it out there would be much appreciated!
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