My boy... Now that he's out, lazy sumbitch best getta job!!
In no particular order:
Shelley Berman, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Joss Whedon, Russell T. Davies, JJ Abrams, Damon Lindelof, David Fury, Mark Leyner, Tom Russell, The Zookeepers, Ralph Covert, Truman Capote, Kurt Vonnegut, Hampton Fancher, Mark Twain, Bryan Adams, Jim Henson, Monty Python, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, Yukio Mishima, Dale Roe, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas (pre- Howard The Duck), Steve Gerber, Fish, The Indigo Girls, Paul Simon, The Onion, David Mamet, Thelonius Monk, Spongebob Squarepants, Kids in the Hall, Jack Kirby, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks, Marillion, Stan Lee, John Denver, Alton Brown, Robert Holmes, Patti Wampach, William Goldman, The Beastie Boys, Rudy Ray Moore, George Carlin, Stan Freeberg, Best Brains, Bill Cosby, Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, Gary Larson, Vincent Van Gogh, Gene Simmons, Walt Whitman, William Shatner, Marc Platt, Chris Carter, Miles Davis, Ken Nordine, Charles Bukowski, ... I'm sure I'm forgetting some. When I think of more, I'll post them.
Eric Schwartz Folkster/Jokester from the East Coast. Wrote "Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis". His latest CD, "Redder Than Ever", is out now.
Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E. West Coast comedian/ rapper. Check out "Mel Gibson" and "Just a Little Kip".
Eric Schwartz Brooklyn based experimental composer. His debut CD "24 Ways of Looking at a Piano" was recently named one of the top classical CDs of 2005 by All Music Guide.
If you, or someone you know, has an Eric Schwartz, please send me a link to their page. Thank you.
I am a writer of varying success levels from the suburbs of Chicago and have been so for the last twenty years. I've written everything from freelance newspaper articles to screenplays, comedy sketches, songs, blogs, radio commercials, poetry, plays, fiction and the occasional roast monologue. I am hoping to soon conquer the greeting card market. I am also a member of and director of the sketch comedy group Gag Reflex Comedy Theater and the Executive Director of The Geneva Underground Playhouse in Geneva, IL (name soon to be released). I do act, direct and/or produce when called upon (yes, there is a blinking red phone in my den. Quick to the Eric Pole.... ewwww)
I am also tooling around the midwest with my new folk rock combo, THE SCHWARTZ BAND, this year. You will see show dates above.
Tired of me yet? Shit, I am.
Most importantly, I am a husband and father. My wife Millie and I live with our son, Danny and two cats - Buster & Venom. We live in a little green house on a little green street in Dekalb, IL with our eyes on California (hopefully 2009).
Check out a ton of my stuff below and on the left - articles, flash fiction, poetry, two webseries (The Farm and Big City), videos and lots of music. Plenty of stuff to make you sick of me.
If anybody is REALLY interested, you can find my resume online here: RESUME
smooches!
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STUFF TO LISTEN TO!
Listen to the first 7 Episodes of "Gag Reflex Comedy Theater of the Air" (30 min. each)
Happy New Year! PB looks great! Can't wait to see it on the big screen. I almost made it to Chicago to visit some friends/family, but it's too damn cold!!!
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Hey, we just wanted to drop by to let you know that we have posted our Fall issue of Artistic Pursuit magazine on our website at artisticpursuit. org. It has some of our favorite Myspace and Artistic Pursuit artists spotlighted. Please check it out and support your fellow independent and amateur artists. We also have listed the top artists for the month of November. Be sure to check to see if you're one of them. Here's a video about our Magazine and winners.
Hey! How's the California Exodus coming along?!?! It would be nice before another IL weather hits, huh? I just got a gig for next month at a club here.....w00t! Wish for me that I/it doesn't suck.
Hi Eric Schwartz, the gang and I just finished our new video SPELLFURY 2, Would love to know what you think of it? We're trying to find an audience for it, so anything you can do to help get it out there would be much appreciated!
Check out our new Album: Resist Temptation Available on Amazon. com and iTunes. com Now!! Gypsy Jazz at it's finest. Consists of new original songs and amazing cover songs by the likes of The Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, Steely Dan and more!
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Hey!
Just wanted to let you know we have a killer show with the band Oh My God coming up on Thursday October 16th . Here are the details.
7PM - $8
@ THE HOUSE CAFE
263 E Lincoln Hwy, DeKalb, IL
Hope you can make it.
-BTS
Hope to see you at the CD Release Party! Sunday, September 28th, 3pm-5pm When the Moon Was Full of Mystery CD release party Price: free Wildwood (in the lounge) 477 S 3rd St Geneva, IL 60134 (630) 377-8325
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