I Wish I could Be Wittier
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24 years old
ORL, but my <3 is in DA COOP, FLORIDA
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Last Login: 11/27/2009
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    I Wish I could Be Wittier's Interests
GeneralBreathing Blood, Being Insane



           

Music
System of a Down, Incubus, glassJAw, Head Automatica, PEARL JAM, The Pixies, Nirvana, The Beatles, Taking Back Sunday, Immortal Technique, Mos Def, Rage Against the Machine, MSI, Panic! At The Disco, BT, Cage, Fort Minor, Franz Ferdinad, Nonpoint, Gnarls Barkley, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Jackson 5, Thriller, Juarasic 5, Marvin Gaye, The Temptations, Thursday, The Mars Volta, Wu-Tang Clan, Saul Williams, Shakira, Outkast, Misfits, Juanes, Ludacris, 30 Seonds to Mars, Jedi Mind Trciks, Dead Prez, Hoobastank, Matisyahu, Alanis Morisette, DJ Dara, AK1200,Bone Thugs, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Bush, Bob Marley, NIN, Verve Pipe, The Misfits, At the Drive-In, Muse, Darwin's Waiting Room, House of Blow, Modest Mouse, Pendulum, Blackstarr, Girl Talk, The Format, Muse
MoviesEvery fucking movie you have ever heard of, seriously. Over 120 DVD's owned; here's the list: http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=scijoke. Se7en, Fight Club, Kids, Requiem of a Dream, Memento, The Departed, Gangs of New York, Last of the Mohicans, Shawshank Redemption, Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Friday, Next Friday, Boondock Saints, Leon, Raging Bull, GoodFellas, Casino, GODFATHER, Dog Day Afternoon, Primal Fear,American Psycho, American History X, Garden State, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, Taxid Driver, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Sin City, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Dead Presidents, Crash, Brokeback Mountain, OldBoy, Cool Hand Luke, Sacing Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Snatch, Lock Stock Two Smoking Barrels, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Pirates of the Carribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Twelve Monkeys, Blood Sport, American Pie, Blazing Saddles, Coming to America,Schindler's List , A Clockwork Orange, Batman Begins, Cape Fear, Silence of the Lambs, Rounders, Mallrats, Clerks, Bronx Tale, Full Metal Jacket, Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, Jackass 2, Legends of The Fall, Interview with a Vampire
TelevisionAqua Teen, Six Feet Under, Oz, Chapelle Show, Arrested Development. The Office,King of Queens, The Soup, Scrubs, Rescue Me, House, My Name is Earl, Planet Earth and I Love New York (I cant lie)
BooksAmerican Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Less Than Zero, Lunar Park, In Cold Blood, Biography of Malcolm X, Hannibal, Silence of The Lambs, Under the Blood Red Sun, any Mario Puzo Novel, ANYTHING about History, Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, MindHunter, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Lullaby, Short Essays by Chuck P, Invisible Monsters, Glamorama,Rant, Behold a Pale Horse, Rant, How to be a Fucking Fag, The Informers, How to Please Your Man but Still not be Gay, Dying For Nerds
HeroesMy father and my mother for putting up with me
Groups: Nicaraguan Death SquadThe V ClubThe SkeetersN.D.S till I dIEShRiMp aLFReD0I hate my job, but its easy.21 V TrooperDuda is amazing! I LOVE DUDA!!!!

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     I Wish I could Be Wittier's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Bragg, NC
Body type:6' 0"
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:I fiend for props like addicts for needles

   I Wish I could Be Wittier's Schools
University Of Central Florida
Orlando, FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Broadcast Journalism
Minor: Film
 
Current Courses:

2006 to Present
Cooper City High School
Cooper City, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2002

   I Wish I could Be Wittier's Companies
Markham Park
Sunrise, FL US
Running the park




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   I Wish I could Be Wittier's Blurbs
About me:
Anthony Berrena's Facebook profile
SCREEN NAME - SCI JOKE
Second Funniest Guy Alive. Oren is first. Im fucking awesome. Actually people say I'm just like the masses. They look at me and go, "Wow your an average American" I'm jealous of everyone else I see on myspace cause apparently everyone is different and unique but me. I'm bored right now so Im just gonna type what comes to mind. I really wanna get a three toed sloth when I get older, and play with it. This song by the Acceptance is stuck in my head nonstop. Born in Fort Bragg North Carolina, WHAT WHAT
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Sci Joke
Birthday:May 16
Birthplace:Fort Bragg, NC. Army Base
Current Location:DA COOP
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Black
Height:6 DEUCE. minus 2
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today:now and later gators
Your Weakness:Bullets
Your Fears:Everything, seriously
Your Perfect Pizza:round
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:being alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Niglicious
Thoughts First Waking Up:hey shakira
Your Best Physical Feature:MY D SON........intial d collection
Your Bedtime:whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:if i forgot how could i remember it?
Pepsi or Coke:coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:BK
Single or Group Dates:whats a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Skeet
Chocolate or Vanilla:skeet covered chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:caffinated skeet
Do you Smoke:only pole!
Do you Swear:yea
Do you Sing:not on my watch
Do you Shower Daily:if i feel like it
Have you Been in Love:once
Do you want to go to College:been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:ur moms already taken
Do you belive in yourself:im better then you
Do you get Motion Sickness:only when i masterbate
Do you think you are Attractive:DO U SEE ME....OF COURSE
Are you a Health Freak:yea thats y i drink so much
Do you get along with your Parents:until they back talk
Do you like Thunderstorms:only when they hit me
Do you play an Instrument:meat flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:in the past 12 hours i have, no matter when ur ready this survey
In the past month have you Smoked:yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs:STRAIGHT EDGE
In the past month have you gone on a Date:no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:my lifes a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped:no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:when i took a shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:just some hearts, OOOO
Ever been Drunk:yea
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:yea right
Ever Shoplifted:yea
How do you want to Die:alcohol poisoning at age 33 right at the peak of our fame,or beat the fuck up in front of a big ass crowd of people while I laugh
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:actor/comedian/poker player/boxer
What country would you most like to Visit:Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:i dont care when they r covered in skeet
Favourite Hair Color:same as above minus the eyes and add hair
Short or Long Hair:long
Height:4'10
Weight:87
Best Clothing Style:whore
Number of Drugs I have taken:0
Number of CDs I own:0
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:pretty much everything, so 23

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I got my Myspace Countdown from 123mycodes.com

Who I'd like to meet:
Crazier People than I am, spanish girls
How to make a SCI JOKE
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
5 parts arrogance
1 part ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com LISTEN IF U HAVE F'D, THOUGHT ABOUT Fing, SEEN AN F IN PROGRESS. I DONT WANT YOUR COMMENT OR VIEWS. I AM A V TROOPER FOR LIFE. SUCK A NIGGA DICK



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I Wish I could Be Wittier's Friends Comments
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oochie wally

Mr. J



May 11 2009 1:18 AM

Meinspace Vassup!
oochie wally

Mr. J



Apr 8 2009 3:59 PM

Honey I want you.
E M I L I A

E M I L I A



Apr 1 2009 4:52 PM

yo yo bro bro
-Cz![.Ɔ.C.][D.T.F.] is better than you

-Cz![.Ɔ.C.][D.T.F.]  is better than you



Mar 29 2009 2:19 AM

who wrote that lol
Brendan

Brendan Flick



Mar 25 2009 2:45 PM

Had to take the kiddies out to the car to drink.
Mikey

Mikey



Mar 25 2009 11:17 AM

thank you. i been good.
what have you been up too?
Your Future Ex-Wife

Your Future Ex-Wife



Mar 23 2009 8:51 PM

Nigga u gay!
COMMANDANTE BIG BODY!

COMMANDANTE BIG BODY!



Mar 18 2009 7:52 PM

i feel like revolting right now, just a sudden urge i had....i might throw a Molotov cocktail at a cop car in a few
Wuz Good (Director & Photographer)

Wuz Good (Director & Photographer)



Mar 17 2009 9:24 AM


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oochie wally

Mr. J



Feb 24 2009 7:08 AM

i think it was my song mate
oochie wally

Mr. J



Feb 26 2009 7:42 PM

COMMANDANTE BIG BODY!

COMMANDANTE BIG BODY!



Mar 14 2009 7:56 PM

i just realized your myspace name was from american psycho lol
oochie wally

Mr. J



Feb 17 2009 4:26 PM

did you kiss a dude yet?
El Matatan

El Matatan



Feb 17 2009 9:27 AM

ride up??.... more like fly up lmao... i moved to puerto rico man :)... but imma have to make some plans cause i swear i miss hanging out and just drinking beer and playing games... omg i even miss I-Bar =/
El Matatan

El Matatan



Feb 16 2009 7:53 PM

WHATSUP DUDE!!... i fucking miss you guys..:(
enforce assimilation

enforce assimilation



Feb 11 2009 4:54 AM

you know how we do it
Racing Ryan

Racing Ryan



Feb 11 2009 9:10 PM

sup.. fukin hilarious as ever still. hope all is well.
cabbie

cabbie



Feb 13 2009 1:58 PM

DO I CARE!!!
cabbie

cabbie



Feb 12 2009 2:01 PM

your a cat
R.I.P.Lt. Jorge Gonzalez

Dead Space.



Feb 10 2009 3:39 PM

you should take the sci out and just be a joke! ooohhh!!! i wrote that for celph's new battle song against you ghost writing for apathy!
enforce assimilation

enforce assimilation



Feb 6 2009 9:23 PM

im a jerk? your a jerk you jerk faced freak
oochie wally

Mr. J



Feb 4 2009 5:04 AM

you ever think how ditry the back of your ears get?
enforce assimilation

enforce assimilation



Jan 22 2009 2:51 AM

just as he hit the ground they lowered a tow that.....
enforce assimilation

enforce assimilation



Jan 22 2009 2:52 AM

your song makes me wanna get down and dirty lets rustle wrastle and tussle
oochie wally

Mr. J



Jan 15 2009 7:25 PM

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