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I need facebook friends, search me out, Paul Short in Chapel Hill! Please! All my FB friends are Christian, or boring! I NEED intellectual stimulation there!Mood: lonely lonelyPosted at 12:27 PM Nov 22 view more

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  • paul short

  • 38 / Male
  • CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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  • General

    Long on Paul and Short on bullshit I am an affiliate of the Bullshit Press. I have an addiction to blogging. My writings can also be found at... http://www.helium.com/users/45652 http://paulsway.blogspot.com/ Be sure to leave some comments, follow some links, yada yada yada.

  • Music

    I would LOVE to start a group named... Whiskey Smack Tactic 101 Also, check out this guy! http://www. last. fm/music/Kelly+Bridgers

  • Movies

    Holy crap ALOT, but I love Kevin Smith films, Pulp Fiction, Mallrats, Lord of the Rings, The Negotiator, American Beauty, Con Air, Basic, K-Pax,Four RoomsMany, Many More

  • Television

    King of the Hill for sure! I am SOOO Hank Hill sometimes, it is frightening.Seinfield, South Park,I want a job on MythBusters! God, I love to blow shit up, and I could improve on thier experiments occasionaly(ok, everybody says that!)That 70's Show is pretty funny.Not much else, I like movies and books so much more than TV

  • Books

    Mostly Sci Fi, Robert Heinlien being my favorite. Poul Anderson, Larry Niven, I loved Ringworld, Stephen King is good, Stephen R Donaldson, Steven Barnes, JRR Tolkien, Robert Ludlum, he did a couple of great comedies as well, The Road to Gandolfo, and The Road to Omaha, David Eddings, Robert Lynn Aspirin, Piers Anthony, LE Modesitt JR. , Anne Mcaffrey, Mr. Isaac Asimov, Tom Clancy, POE, and so many many more, I have hundreds of books and authors!

  • Heroes

    Spiderman, Wolverine, Tom Monahan, And Dan Marino

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  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Daytona Bch FL
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Alcohol Powered Superhero of Reason
  • Income: $45,000 to $60,000

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Status and Mood

  • paul short I need facebook friends, search me out, Paul Short in Chapel Hill! Please! All my FB friends are Christian, or boring! I NEED intellectual stimulation there!
    Mood: lonely lonely
    Posted at 12:27 PM Nov 22
  • paul short Been rocking busy as bees!
    Mood: sleepy sleepy
    Posted at 9:07 AM Nov 11
  • paul short The meek shall inherit the earth, but the plots are six feet deep, and even less wide....
    Mood: sleepy sleepy
    Posted at 1:05 PM Nov 1
  • paul short Asleep
    Mood: sleepy sleepy
    Posted at 12:37 PM Oct 29
  • paul short Illegal forward pass? The Phins were ROBBED!
    Mood: fucking hostile fucking hostile
    Posted at 2:17 AM Oct 26

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About me:

Paully Ex Machina, over ice! 2 parts Republican. 1 dash Democrat. 6 parts Libertarian. A splash of Atheism Fill to the brim with whiskey What can I say? I'm COMPLICATED! I also like peeing on burning bushes.... ..
Paully Ex Machina, over ice! 2 parts Republican. 1 dash Democrat. 6 parts Libertarian. A splash of Atheism Fill to the brim with whiskey What can I say? I'm COMPLICATED! I also like peeing on burning bushes....

Who I'd like to meet:

Paul passes gas when he encounters those with closed minds, or those with minds so open their brains fall out.
Paul passes gas when he encounters those with closed minds, or those with minds so open their brains fall out.
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  • Black.Iridescence

    Oct 23 2009 9:40 PM

    believe it or not, she's STILL hot... and yeah I've seen her live before...
  • Black.Iridescence

    Oct 23 2009 7:20 PM

    you crack me up... now I know I'm no where in the realm of Gen, but if you ever want to be smacked around just simply because you need someone to kick your ass... just let me know... LMAO...

    I got back to you on the posts by the way- and it's good to have you back for a bit...
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    Oct 21 2009 9:14 PM

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  • Ni Shagu NazadEmpyrial Battlesnake

    Oct 8 2009 2:23 PM

    They're bad live I should have said. I just saw 'em last night and I was amazed that a band that's been touring consistently for fifteen years could have avoided accruing even an ounce of stage presence.
  • TracyTracy B

    Sep 10 2009 1:05 AM

    ah, yeah.  I created a 'backup', and then decided I might as well use it.  lol
  • TracyTracy B

    Sep 7 2009 8:27 PM

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    Jul 14 2009 5:10 PM

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  • Diana

    Jun 21 2009 8:04 PM



    Have a beautiful weekend!!
    All my love,
    XOXO
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  • Black.Iridescence

    Jun 5 2009 4:55 AM

    OMG here we go...

    twins don't pop out of the vagina at the SAME exact time. 

    you need more than just your birthday and time, you also need the LONGITUDE and LATTITUDE of where you are born as well.

    and not everyone is the same, if you are under the impression that it would be, you are discounting FREE WILL.

    damn dude, it's just a generalization...  and the MOON is not a light year away, nor is mercury, nor venus, jupiter, saturn, neptune, pluto, mars, or even the sun for that matter... however, "ur-anus" may be stuck somewhere where the sun don't shine, but don't blame that on the stars...
  • Black.Iridescence

    Jun 2 2009 5:45 PM

    well for good reading you could pick yourself up a paperback copy of Linda Goodman's Sun Signs.... it's a great book.  She's a master of numbers and really the only person I can think of that really understands the stars and can explain it in it's relation to astrology.  Whether you believe or you don't, it's still a kicker of a book, and I think you'd like it.
  • Black.Iridescence

    May 29 2009 6:52 PM

    oh no I do dig astrology- and it IS that same ellipticial that is the road map for both astronomy and astrology, one is just based on symbolism and archetypes... 

    I was just referring to astrology as you do... lol... Skeptic...   I don't think it's crap at all.  Read any Linda Goodman?

  • Black.Iridescence

    May 28 2009 3:13 PM

    you are a classic taurus. 

    You are right about his name (it's been a long time since anyone even asked me about that), but that little path you are referring to... the one that all the zodiac signs are in... uhhh... that's the old calendar system I was referring to... what ever particular sign you are born under rises when that constellation comes into view... then, it passes over the sky and out of view...

    that's how the OLD FOLKS knew what month it was, and also when it was a new year.  That's the basis for the astrology crap I thought you were asking about... as far as the transits go, don't ask me, that's what I have an ephemerus (sp) for. :)
  • Black.Iridescence

    May 28 2009 2:17 AM

    The 13th moon cycle or zodiac symbol is Orpheus the Snakeholder.  He's where we get our medical symbol from. 

    He doesn't have to enter the zodiac, he's been a part of it from day one.. that's why there are 13 lunar months- however, when pope gregory changed the calendar from off of the old star system, they deleted the 13th sign, (due to the old irrational 13 superstition) and only acknowledged 12.  Which is why we always have a blue moon every year (2 moons in one month) cause we don't use the old lunar cycle anymore.  The calendar system has been villified beyond all recovery.

    oh and I've been here, same ole shit different day.... :)
  • Black.Iridescence

    May 26 2009 9:34 PM

    you KNOW... where the FUCK have you been? :)
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    May 23 2009 9:17 PM

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  • I am Joel

    May 21 2009 2:43 PM

    Tyrion has been cast. The time is near!

  • CassandraCassandra Short Finkes

    May 21 2009 2:55 AM

    hey bro...i broke my phone...i need ur numbers again :) love you and the fam!