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Scot Shields
"myspace is the internet for chicks"

Male
29 years old
San Luis Obispo, California
United States



Last Login:7/15/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/scotshields  

   Scot Shields's Comedian Bio

    Scot Shields's Interests
GeneralI jerk off a lot.
MusicAC/DC
MoviesArmy of Darkness is the greatest movie ever.
TelevisionSUCKS
BooksOne Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is the greates book ever. The movie sucked.
HeroesSam Kinison, Bill Hicks, James Heneghen, Doug Stanhope

     Scot Shields's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seattle, WA
Body type:6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comic


Scot Shields's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 8 Total Plays: 747 Plays Today: 0
Milwaukee
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Scot Shields:intro Jeremy Whitman
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Kilgore
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Law enforcement
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schmuck
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Ecstasy
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Advice4women
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Toast
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   Scot Shields's Blurbs
About me:
If you are easily offended, please don't come to my shows. If you drink, smoke, fuck, or have a sense of humor, then this buds for you.
Who I'd like to meet:
People who'll come to my shows and chicks who'll fuck me.

   Scot Shields's Friend Space (Top 6)
Scot Shields has 219 friends.
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 jeremy whitman 


 Comedian Rodger Lizaola 


 Brandon Popson© 


 Riggs 


 HENEGHEN 





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Best Of Myspace Comedy





Jul 19 2008 6:57 PM

MY PRIEST DID PORN !!!

Please Click Here and tell me what you think about Priest who do PORN!

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Haven





Jul 11 2008 4:18 PM

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Hi Scot Shields,

I am Haven's SuperPoke! Pet! Please play with me so we can earn coins for my habitat.

It will mean so much to me and Haven!



Haven





Jun 27 2008 12:03 PM

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Hey Scot Shields, I just adopted kitten! But it needs a play date... will you be my play date?

NATE FORD IS AT JOKERZ COMEDY CLUB JULY 18 & 19





Jun 11 2008 9:37 AM

Hey Scot Shields, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


guess who had the time and the money to buy you...yep thats me

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May 17 2008 6:58 AM

PLEASE ADD US TODAY?
WWW. MYSPACE. COM/HYPHYNHUMORMAGAZINE

THE NORTHWEST ONLY COMEDY MAGAZINE
WE ARE LOOKING FOR STAND UP COMICS,SINGERS, ACTORS AND RECORDING ARTISTS TO NETWORK AND CONDUCT INTERVIEWS

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our youtube clip with MTV's "Wild N' Out " Corey Holcomb and Slowpoke Montoya Wishing all a good Mother's day


comic slowpoke montoya and his 8 speed's of lust!
HartsLounge





May 5 2008 9:20 AM

so we get you again already, so excited to have you back. Can't wait.
Pam
NATE FORD IS AT JOKERZ COMEDY CLUB JULY 18 & 19





Apr 20 2008 9:23 PM

THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND...SO I GIVE YOU A VIDEO AS A TOKEN OF OUR NEW MYSPACE FRIENDSHIP:
Check out this video: AN AFTERNOON OF MURDER IN THE PARK.....(EV IL LAUGH)

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Nicole Lucas





Apr 10 2008 10:51 PM

Had you come to the hostel show, it would have been a hoot. I guess your just the type of guy who hates drinking with hot foreign girls that don't speak English. After all,"Fans of comedy show their gratitude ,in this country, with BJ'S".
(Wink, Wink)
Nicole Lucas





Apr 5 2008 11:10 AM

Ladies, let it be known that this man ruins colons; With fried foods that is.
Nicole Lucas





Apr 3 2008 4:52 PM

Fo' real hate that post about my hymen!
At least beer and fried foods will take away the hurt.
HartsLounge





Mar 12 2008 1:39 PM

what's up Scot? Tom get first positiona as your friend? wait, I thought we were... Hope all is well. Miss you already...
Tausha





Mar 7 2008 9:29 PM

You are so freakin' sweet! In more ways than one. ;)
ca$$hole





Mar 6 2008 11:23 AM

haha. if your lucky...... =)
ca$$hole





Mar 6 2008 10:48 AM

oh. i'll blow it. =)
ca$$hole





Mar 5 2008 10:15 AM

heyyy
HartsLounge





Feb 28 2008 1:27 PM


Finally uploaded the photo's from when you played. Thanks again. we really enjoyed you and Heneghen. To find pics. go to Jan. pics and to the last page. Hope to see you soon. Take care.
~~PAM~~
ca$$hole





Feb 17 2008 9:27 PM

you turn me on...
^^Dragon's Lil Kuta^^





Jan 9 2008 3:56 PM

Sup, good to talk with you earlier and we better hit the snow again this season!
brittney





Dec 31 2007 4:39 PM

Sorry but a friend of mine wrote something really bad about you in their myspace blog, you need to see it. here is the link...http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6463587&blogID=13379999
Anna





Dec 31 2007 8:32 AM

hey my friend saw your profile and thinks you look hot! she is new to myspace but wants to chat with you on msn messenger her name on there is emily22sugar@hotmail.com
F. McLintocks Inc.





Nov 17 2007 12:46 PM

"hey my friend emily saw your pics online and thinks you are cute add her to msn messenger at emily27funny@hotmail.com "
*Mystical*





Oct 31 2007 11:55 AM


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Rebel Without A Car





Oct 30 2007 12:54 PM

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Rebel Without A Car





Oct 22 2007 12:56 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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Sally Mullins





Oct 19 2007 11:52 AM

Happy Birthday. You're too old for me now
Bryan Fox





Oct 14 2007 7:58 AM

Happy birthday! Thanks so much for supporting independent music!! :)
^^Dragon's Lil Kuta^^





Oct 11 2007 1:53 PM

So are you going to be in Cali for your birthday by chance?
*Mystical*





Oct 10 2007 12:32 PM

Hell..what are u talking about..this is heaven son! haha, and beeville wasnt all that bad..at least u met me! and thats all that matters! = ) ttyl
*Mystical*





Oct 9 2007 2:42 PM

SCOTTIE 2 HOTTIE! Fuckin awesome hanging w/ ya the other night. Next time ya'll feel like going to mexico swing through good ole' beeville texas and I will have a fatty waiting on ya! I wont pass out next time either! HA! Best of luck!! ~Misty (the bailbond chick) = )
^^Dragon's Lil Kuta^^





Oct 4 2007 9:51 AM

Sup dude? Dig it ;)
Anita Bobita





Jun 24 2007 12:03 AM

Kristi





Jun 9 2007 10:14 PM

'Twas fun meeting you and hanging out. You put on a great act, we laughed our asses off.
Hope Silverton treated you well.
Did ya get lucky?
el padre del diablo





May 24 2007 9:17 AM

Damn Scot, you are fuckin hillarious. you were funny in high school, though, so I guess its not a stretch. I am going to have to make it to a show. Good luck bud
Steve





May 11 2007 2:39 AM




Because someday, you'll make a great father.
Brett





May 4 2007 7:05 PM

appartment Females are good at keeping things to themselves,an the one thing they dont't let out is that if your package is not big it doesen't make a difference to them it's how you use it.You and i both know thats pure hogwash,my buddy milt that lives in palm beach where the sun and the women are hot.He told me about this stuff he got from milt.MABDO.COM its these little white things you take and in a short time it aint so short no more if you know what im saying.SO i went to milt.MABDO.COM to see for my self and got six bottles of the stuff.I told one of my best freinds what i got and he laughed at me but two months latter he was at milt.MABDO.COM himself,he saw i put on two and a half inches and my girl freind well thats another story.I went to visit my bro milt for spring break and i kid you not i had the time of my life.If i woulden't have went to milt.MABDO.COM for myself and saw what it did for me,i woulden't have beleaved it.Take it from me you have nothing to loose and inches to gain and when you visit milt.MABDO.COM they garentee it will work on eny man young or old or all your green back even the shiping so check it out you'll be glad you did.
R37802265
^^Dragon's Lil Kuta^^





Apr 13 2007 4:22 PM

Hahaha Somones got spam, ;)
Courtney





Apr 9 2007 10:08 AM

Hope you had a good holiday yesterday. Have a good week too!!
^^Dragon's Lil Kuta^^