Interests: Horror movies, "haunted" places, urban eploration, Chopin's Noctournes, People-watching, sushi, night, intense thunder and lightning storms, visiting other people's pets so I have all of the fun and none of the work, reading books, pretending to be more bitter and jaded than I actually am, existentialism, phenomenology, the meaninglessness of life, the illusion of free will, the absence of an omnipotent/omniscient higher power, death and dying, amorality, immorality, terror, fear, despair, hopelessness, helplessness, scars, a handful of hair, making out, glasses, pallor, non-stereotypical tattoos, travel, hockey, idealism, The Weather Underground, continuing with the conscious decision not to marry or have any kids, the "seven year plan", and possibly you.
Disinterests: Humans, People that complain about being bored because they are unable to amuse themselves, Anyone who takes religion or politics too seriously, Anyone that tries to force their personal agenda on you, Whiners, football, baseball, basketball, musical theater, fans of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and probably you.
Müzik
NEARLY FLAWLESS CDs:
What follows are nearly flawless CDs...
Jawbreaker: 'Dear You' The Breeders: 'Pod' Liz Phair: 'Exile in Guyville' drowningman: 'How They Light Cigarettes in Prison' Leonard Cohen: 'The Essential...' Mary Lou Lord: Self-titled or 'City Sounds' bootleg EP Elliot Smith: Self-titled off of Cavity Search Records Bob Mould: 'Live at McCabe's'
And spoken word...
Henry Rollins: 'Everything' Chuck Palahniuk: 'Stranger than Fiction' Charles Bukowski: 'At Terror Street and Agony Way' George Carlin: 'You Are All Diseased' David Cross: 'It's Not Funny'
Music I like:
Tom Waits, John Coltrane, Angelo Badalamenti, Goblin, Jawbreaker [Dear You], Liz Phair [Exile In Guyville], Mary Lou Lord, Elliot Smith, Massive Attack, Portishead, Bjork, Morphine, The Pixies, drowningman, Dillinger Escape Plan, Neurosis, Dethklok, Seven Seconds, Avail, Depeche Mode, Dead Can Dance, Frederic Chopin, Nick Cave, Black Flag, The Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, Surf Rock, Horror Rock, etc.
Bands I've seen:
The Pixies, NIN, The Ramones, The Queers, Neurosis, drowningman, Dillinger Escape Plan, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Danzig, Social Distortion, Seven Seconds, Mary Lou Lord & Elliott Smith, Morphine, Reverend Horton Heat, Rollins Band, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Rasputina, The Dresden Dolls, Avail, Melt Banana, Thrall, The Melvins, Dropdead, The Pist, Mankind?, Thee Hydrogen Terrors, Radio to Saturn, Combustible Edison, The Itchies, The Amazing Royal Crowns, Showcase Showdown, and many more...
Filmler
The Universal Monster movies: Dracula, Daughter of Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Wolf Man, The Mummmy, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Revenge of the Creature, The Creature Walks Among Us, White Zombie, Nadja, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Blood and Black Lace, Planet of the Vampires, Suspiria, Opera, David Cronenberg's Crash, Videodrome, Naked Lunch, History of Violence, Delamorte Dellamore, Nekromantik, Der Todesking, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Fulci's 'Zombie', Tombs of the Blind Dead, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2: Hellbound, Rosemary's Baby, Polanski's 'Repulsion', Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Visitor Q, Tale of Two Sisters, Dans Ma Peau / In My Skin, Irreversible, I Stand Alone, The Vanishing, Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Secretary, Seven, Fight Club, Bad Lieutenant, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, Ghost Dog, Seven Samurai, Battles Without Honor and Humanity, The Samurai Trilogy, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Buffalo '66, Brown Bunny, Chinatown, The Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Night of the Hunter, The Big Lebowski, A Scanner Darkly, Blade Runner, El Topo, The Holy Mountain, Santa Sangre, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Boiler Room, Top Gun, The "Sympathy" Trilogy, The Samurai Trilogy, Anything with "Beat" Takeshi in it.
Televizyon
Twin Peaks, MST3K, The Kids in the Hall, The Munsters, The Addams Family, The Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Ray Bradbury Theater, Friday the 13th: The Series, Invader Zim, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Star Blazers, Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Home Movies, Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Night Court, The Movie Loft, The Henry Rollins Show, Spaced [UK], Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Six Feet Under, etc.
I mostly like shows that were cancelled because they were ahead of their time and since they're cancelled nobody's going to fuck them up and make me embarassed for enjoying them in the first place.
Either that or documentaries about the paranormal, unexplained, or forensic pathology, or mindless shows about motorcycles or tattoos or how things are made or things exploding into big bright fiery balls of death accompanied by human misery and people dying.
Kitaplar
Or rather by author:
Charles Bukowski
Bret Easton Ellis
Chuck Palahniuk
Douglas Coupland
Raymond Chandler
Ernest Hemingway
Henry Miller
Barry Gifford
Edward Gorey
Howard Philips Lovecraft
Richard Matheson
Helen Hoke
T. S. Eliot
Joseph Conrad
Walt Whitman
Kurt Vonnegut
Richard Brautigan
Tom Robbins
Albert Camus
Jean Paul Sartre
Charles Baudelaire
(...but only in French. I've never seen a good translation into English.)
Kahramanları
Howard Philips Lovecraft
Charles Bukowski
Henry Miller
Douglas Coupland
Chuck Palahniuk
George Romero
Mario Bava
Dario Argento
Frank Miller
Akira Kurosawa
Masamune Shirow
Takashi Kitano
Takashi Miike
Bob Flanagan
Edward Gorey
Wilfred Dubois
Kevin Smith
David Lynch
David Cronenberg
Henry Rollins
George Carlin
Denis Leary
Alex Jones
Karate Werewolf
This is my relatively personal profile so I only accept or submit 'friend' requests from people, bands, or movies that I'm really into.
Please direct generic "trying to drum up more members for our friends list" drives to the FEARWERXprofile, which I moderate. I'll accept anybody on that profile. Unless the profile gets deleted or starts generating spam. Then I go in and do a surgical strike and delete their ass.
I'm not trying to get in any trouble over the internet.
Save your bullshit and drama for your free time.
If you have issues, I don't want a subscription.
I've got more than enough grief already.
I also have enough real-life friends already, but I like being introduced to ideas and things and meeting interesting people for the purpose of punching stupid people in the back of the head like the docile sheep they are.
Either you're a sheep or a wolf. Which are you?
Thankfully I don't really sleep.
Because I don't want to miss a minute.
The irons are hot.
It's time to start striking them.
Who wants some?
Or who wants in?
I'm through with people that like to talk about doing stuff.
People that have these great ideas but never seem to get anything done.
Fuck you, punks, take a seat.
I'm sure you'll finish the next great American novel or the next great American horror movie, or your band's really going to take off and get big someday.
But until then you're just talk.
I have nothing in common with talkers.
I'm over here with the people that follow through with what they say and do things.
I'm over here with the tough, smart, capable, ambitious sons of bitches that you're going to have to kill in their sleep to get out of your way.
And you know I don't sleep.
You're either with me, or you're in my fucking way.
And if you don't like me, keep my fucking name out of your mouth.
Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean that I don't hear about the things that you say when I'm not around because you're trying to score points off of me and you think that there's no way that it will get back to me.
Everybody talks.
I wouldn't say shit if my mouth was full of it, because I always say what I mean and mean what I say.
I gave up sarcasm in eleventh grade when I got back from basic training.
But your average person loves to hear their own voice and they couldn't keep a secret if their life depended on it.
I know things that no one else will ever know even after I'm dead.
I've let a dozen people tell me the same "secret" and acted surprised every time I heard it.
Because I keep my friends close and my enemies where I can see them.
I don't talk badly about people unless I'm trying to save other people from wasting time and effort on someone or something.
And even then, I don't talk badly often because it's a waste of time.
I'm perfectly happy to let people that are destined to fail just fail on their own.
I don't need to kick anyone when they're down.
I'm fucking awesome. I don't need to score points off anyone.
So do what you're gonna do.
But if you burn me, you're fucking dead to me.
I don't believe anything matters on a long enough timeline.
Everything will end up in the landfill after you die.
And when the sun goes supernova in five billion years it will all be reduced to nothing more than space dust.
So we might as well live for the moment.
The first four Black Sabbath albums were orginally one album called, "Scott Lefebvre - The Musical" but they changed the name because Scott Lefebvre hates musicals.
The same is true about the first four Led Zeppelin albums, every Leonard Cohen song, every Misfits song, the first two Danzig Albums, every Metallica album up to "...And Justice for All", King Crimson's "In the Hall of the Crimson King", and the entire discographies of drowningman, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dropdead and Tom Waits.
Every movie ever made by Alfred Hitchcock, George Romero, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Gaspar Noh, Akira Kurosawa, Takaski Miike, Takashi Kitano, David Lynch, David Cronenberg, Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino, are actually all part of a unified effort to express the the everyday life of Scott Lefebvre through filmic tribute.
These film-makers recognize their inability to capture his awesomeness on film, but at least they tried.
'Red Dawn', 'Fight Club', 'Taxi Driver', 'Apocalypse Now', the 'Terminator' series, the 'Rambo' series', and every Batman, Superman, and Godzilla movie are going to be released as a boxed set titled, "The Life of Scott Lefebvre: Volume One".
Before God does anything, he thinks, "What Would Scott Lefebvre Do?" and wears a wristband with the initials "W.W.S.L.D.?" because he knows better.
Henry Rollins, Chuck Norris, and Tom Savini wear identical bracelets.
Scott Lefebvre counted to infinity - twice.
Scott Lefebvre does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Scott Lefebvre goes killing.
Scott Lefebvre does not sleep. He waits.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Scott Lefebvre.
Scott Lefebvre's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
Every time Scott Lefebvre smiles it saves the life of a dying man.
Ironically, Scott Lefebvre only smiles after he kills someone.
The chief export of Scott Lefebvre is fear.
Someone once tried to tell Scott Lefebvre that he might be wrong about something. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Scott Lefebvre frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Scott Lefebvre once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.
Scott Lefebvre doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Scott Lefebvre can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and winking.
Like a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Scott Lefebvre open you would find another Scott Lefebvre inside, only smaller, tougher, and angrier.
Scott Lefebvre is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants, and anything he pisses on is marked as his for life.
Scott Lefebvre likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kill", and by "sweaters", I mean "stupid people".
It was once believed that Scott Lefebvre actually lost a fight to a clan of ninjas, but that is a lie, created by Scott Lefebvre to encourage clans of ninjas to attack him.
Ninjas never were very smart.
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no Scott Lefebvre tendon.
There's no such thing as a tornado. Scott Lefebvre just hates trailer parks.
When Scott Lefebvre does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
The first lunar eclipse took place after Scott Lefebvre challenged the sun to a staring contest.
Scott Lefebvre always wins.
Newton's fourth law of physics: Don't fuck with Scott Lefebvre.
The scientific community recently added Scott Lefebvre to the Periodic Table of Elements. (SLeF). His atomic number is Infinity.
There were plans to develop a cologne named after Scott Lefebvre, but it was proven unnecessary when research showed that 95% of women already think about Scott Lefebvre during sex.
There is no such thing as global warming. Scott Lefebvre was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Scott Lefebvre actually built the stairway to heaven.
Scott Lefebvre doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Scott Lefebvre cannot love, he can only not kill.
If you can see Scott Lefebvre, he can see you.
If you can't see Scott Lefebvre, you are seconds away from death.
Scott Lefebvre can judge a book by its cover.
Scott Lefebvre can kill two stones with one bird.
If you spell "Scott Lefebvre" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The saying, “The best thing since sliced bread.” has been officially changed to “The best thing since Scott Lefebvre.” but no one uses the saying, because there is nothing better than Scott Lefebvre.
There is no Control button on Scott Lefebvre’s computer.
Scott Lefebvre is always in control.
Scott Lefebvre can lead a horse to water and make him drink.
On Valentine's Day, Scott Lefebvre gives one lucky woman the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Scott Lefebvre believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
Scott Lefebvre puts the laughter in manslaughter.
When Sartre said "hell is other people", he was actually talking about Scott Lefebvre. He just said "other people" to avoid offending Scott Lefebvre.
Most people pray to God when they say their evening prayers.
God prays to Scott Lefebvre.
Scott Lefebvre doesn't pray because his will is law, and reality fucking knows better.
Scott Lefebvre uses a night light. Not because Scott Lefebvre is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Scott Lefebvre.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk.
When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Scott Lefebvre.
Scott Lefebvre defeated Iron Man... in a fist fight.
That's what the Black Sabbath song is really about.
In a battle-royale between Batman, Darth Vader, and Robocop, the winner would be Scott Lefebvre.
Scott Lefebvre's secret identity is "millionaire playboy Scott Lefebvre".
Scott Lefebvre doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Scott Lefebvre grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Think of a hot woman. Scott Lefebvre did her.
Scott Lefebvre sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Some people get honorary degrees from universities.
Scott Lefebvre gets honorary black belts.
Scott Lefebvre doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Scott Lefebvre is the exception that proves the rule.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Scott Lefebvre.
Scott Lefebvre once killed a salesman... over the phone.
Scott Lefebvre can sneeze with his eyes open.
Scott Lefebvre knows the last digit of pi.
Scott Lefebvre's cel phone number is "1".
THE BUKOWSKI QUOTE GALLERY:
From 'Factotum':
"How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
"I wasn't very good. My idea was to wander about doing nothing, always avoiding the boss, and avoiding the stoolies who might report to the boss. I wasn't all that clever. It was more instinct than anything else. I always started a job with the feeling that I'd soon quit or be fired, and this gave me a relaxed manner that was mistaken for intelligence or some secret power."
From 'Pulp':
"It was a time for a tabulation, a tabulation of myself. All in all, I had made some good moves. I wasn't sleeping on the streets at night. Of course, there were a lot of good people sleeping in the streets. They weren't fools, they just didn't fit into the needed machinery of themoment. And those needs kept altering. It was a grim set-up and if you found yourself sleeping in your own bed at night, that alone was a precious victory over the forces. I'd been lucky but some of the moves I'd made had not been entirely without thought. But all in all it was a fairly horrible world and I felt sad, often, for most of the people in it."
Kimle tanışmak isterim: Alejandro Jodorowsky, Dario Argento, David Cronenberg, David Lynch, Joe Coleman, Henry Rollins, Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, and possibly you.
Our Lady of the Roses/ Jesus-AIDS Theory Our Lady of the Roses Shrine in a suburb of New York has been called "the Lourdes of America" because the proprietor, housewife Veronica Lueken, sees the Virgin Mary regularly, and even channels her. Along with a lot of support for Archbishop Lefebvre and right-wing Catholicism in general, the Virgin reveals many shocking bits of news, such as the UFO phenomenon being produced by demons who sexually molest children. Her most startling revelation, however, is that the creator of AIDS was her own son, Jesus, who was so vexed by the Gay community that he decided to kill them off en masse.
Because the HIV virus was designed by Jesus himself, the Blessed Mother says, scientists will never find a cure for it.
See also Christians Awake, UFO/Satanic Conspiracy, the Antichrist
Reference: Our Lady of the Roses Shrine, Box 52, Bayside NY 11361
PS The best Thanksgiving miracle ever was this year. When I got to clean up my buddies puke from 2 days ago. AKA My B-Day. AKA you. 2 akas, I know kindda odd... Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Stop by any time.
I was about to say "all your playlist needs is some 7seconds and it would perfectly match your description" alas, ever the unintentional perfectionist, you have included 7seconds.
