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What can I say? They love me.
What this MySpace page lacks in flashy background shit and catchy tunes I hope it more than makes up for in ’What the fuck is that?’ pictures. Yep, that’s me, all tan and buff in 1997. Before comedy. And well before ShaveYourHead.com was thought of. I know what you’re saying, "Nice photoshopping, douchebag." Bullshit. Check out more shots, if you can stomach them that is, in the Baldy for Life section on ShaveYourHead.com
I’d like to think I have a good eye for pictures. Maddux got the win this night as the sun set on a yet another’s Cubs victory, the ’W’ flag blowing in the crisp spring air of Wrigleyville.
ShaveYourHead.com, Scott Derenger, Inc. Chicago, Illinois - Midwest US President Never did well with division. Mulitplication was okay, division, sucked.
About me: I’m a comedian, a writer and a bald guy. I love the CUBS. So much so I actually got a job at Wrigley Field. I’ve been working as a waiter in the Wrigley suites for 5 years. During the 2006 season I recorded an Old Style commercial for WGN radio and also had a monthly column in the Cubs magazine, Vine Line.
A few more things ...
I lick my Q-tips before I use them.
I taught country line dancing.
My first live concert was Paula Abdul with ’Color Me Bad’ opening.
I have a tattoo.
I ran outta gas. Twice. Both times while working at a gas station.
I wore braces. My teeth are still crooked. I’m thinking about getting them again. That’s a self-inflicted cockblock for a single male.
Anything else you wanna know - see pics, read stories, including my published humor columns - check out ...
Who I'd like to meet: People who like to laugh and don't take life too seriously.
Larry David and anyone involved with HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.
'Pardon the Interruption's' Tony Kornheiser, recently added as analyst on ESPN's Monday Night Football. Hmmm. Who else? Alyssa Milano; she covered my walls when I was 12. I was the Boss, Samantha Micelli.
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I'm watching the show on tlc. My mom is a hoarder too. But we moved and then she left for vacation so I threw everything away. I think she might be mad when she gets home. :)
great show in Tulsa! You made me laugh so hard I had tears and that is hard to do! I actually thought you should have been the main event but ya know thats life! ;0 i am def going to get one of those thongs for my best friend who has some shaving issues! lol! *If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything* -marilyn monroe
Oh are you in Phoenix? I'm sooo jealous! Will you please kiss Gellie & the little boy for me? You can kiss Tony too, if you like, but a hug will do just fine. :)
