Scott Gunner

About me:

About me? Yeah as if I even know myself to begin with. I'm constantly changing, physically and mentally. I'm extremely open minded to the point where it's almost a bad thing. I can appreciate and get into nearly anything, as long as I see a bit of positiveness in it. If I could spend my life doing one thing, it would be performing. If I can have it my way, I'll be a stand-up comedian and a piercer. Speaking of jobs... I've had a ton. Olive Garden, Hollister, the list goes on and on. I'm a very relaxed and care-free person, me getting upset is a rare event. I've lived between Philly and Florida all my life. Don't believe me? Watch as I put orange juice on my cheesesteak. Have you ever had a kool-aid soaked pickle? Yeah they make those now. Well, has all this helped you figure me out? If it has let me know... because I'm still lost. Hey, there's a really good beer called Arrogant Bastard Ale and on the back label it describes the taste of it. If was about a person instead it would be me, so I'll copy/paste: “This is an aggresive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to the safer and more familiar territory - maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery or one that implies that their tasteless, fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad-campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.”