ScottKeneally.com
"Bedwetter"

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31 years old
San Francisco, California
United States



Last Login:7/23/2008
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    ScottKeneally.com's Interests
General Jimmy Gnecco and the rock band OURS. His voice could give Satan the chills. Writing humiliating, self-defecating stories about my life. Reckless laughter. Cage diving with white sharks. Mountain biking. Procrastination. Playing my "pagan instruments" (as my mother refers to the didgeridoo and djembe.)
Music Wolfmother. Scissor Sisters. Bloc Party. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Sunny Day Real Estate. Lily Holbrook. The Rapture. Amon Tobin. Paco de Lucia. Broken Social Scene. Goldfrapp. Blind Melon. Outkast. The Cure. Depeche Mode. Pete Yorn. Smashing Pumpkins. Plastikman. Oh, and did I mention OURS?
MoviesSquid and the Whale. Dumb and Dumber.
TelevisionSIX FEET UNDER, Lost, Weeds, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivale, Freaks and Geeks, The Office (U.K.) and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
BooksEvery word by David Sedaris. Same goes for Augusten Burroughs and Michael Chabon. Oh, and how could I ever forget Eggers' Masterpiece... A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS. The Devil's Teeth. Under the Banner of Heaven. Blood Diamond. (I hope Reality TV shortcircuits the national power grid and we're all forced to read books at night by candlelight.)
HeroesNaomi Brilliant. Tiffanie DeBartolo. Jimmy Gnecco. Doug and Graham Walker of the World RPS Society. Mom and Dad. And myself, of course.
Groups: Everything Was Beautiful : A Place For Lily Holbrook Fans

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     ScottKeneally.com's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Warren, NJ
Body type:6' 4" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Writer

   ScottKeneally.com's Schools
University Of San Francisco
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
 

2001 to 2004
Boston College
Chestnut Hill, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Major: English
Clubs: Football Team Hippies Unite
 

1995 to 1999

   ScottKeneally.com's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
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   ScottKeneally.com's Companies
Jane Magazine
New York, NY US
Freelance Funnyguy

Details
New York, US
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Radical Media
Santa Monica, CA US
Treatment Writer

Chris Applebaum's Productions
Los Angeles, CA US
Treatment Writer




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   ScottKeneally.com's Blurbs
About me:
You could say I write about the things most people keep to themselves. My stories about bedwetting, sweaty armpits, medical marijuana, hypersensitivity to Dove self-esteem commercials and love of Jessica Simpson's ass regularly appear in publications like JANE, DETAILS, NYLON, and McSweeney's. When I'm not exposing my secrets, I write treatments for some of the top directors in music videos and commercials. I'm at least partly responsible for the infamous Paris Hilton burger commercial, and both of her music videos. (Sorry).
Who I'd like to meet:
The publisher(s) who believe in my book as much as my agent does. My proposed title of this nearly completed collection: WHO WET THE BED: PITFALLS AND FLAWS IN THE LIFE OF "THAT GUY"
I got my background from Backgrounds Archive!
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Nathalie





Jul 9 2008 12:51 AM

paper ;0)
Andy





Oct 21 2007 11:29 AM

Hey Scott--

I'm Andy and I'm an adult bedwetter. Hell, it's a tough problem to have but within the last 2 years, I've begun to open up and really talk about it in public, with friends, even in the CCD classes I teach. Makes for a good lesson on differences and problems that people have.

Anyways, Love the JANE article...Its so true. and Love the pee-man outfit.

Keep fighting the good fight, dude.
Jess.





Oct 18 2007 11:35 AM

Hey! Remember me?! Just thought I'd say hi! I missed the last Ours show in L.A. :( BUT.... thinkin about makin the next one. Hope to see you there!

~Peace
Devin





Oct 9 2007 7:35 PM

Hey Scott - nice duck. I hope your cuffs didn't get caught on anything. Light up the Lit Quake my friend!
dani





Oct 9 2007 1:33 PM

so last night i had to call my local neighborhood watch about a strange man lurking in my yard. know anything about that???
ALEXA





Sep 28 2007 5:29 PM

hello up there how u doin? la misses ur kind..jerome is on his way @ la when r u on urs?
*mac*





Sep 27 2007 4:03 PM

did you have fun last night!? good to see you, even though it was brief.. :)
Laura Higgins





Sep 13 2007 4:14 PM



HEY!!! Check this out. I just got my hands on the interview that I did for Fox's NY affiliate a few months ago. Enjoy! P.S. Thx for the comment. (wink)
MiSs gWyNeTh





Sep 11 2007 6:36 AM

how are you??? When are you coming out to the east coast? come visit!
anne-marie {lola}





Sep 10 2007 9:59 PM

hows the bedwetting coming along for you?

:)
Deanna





Sep 5 2007 12:05 PM

hola
ALEXA





Aug 30 2007 6:46 PM

yo...budddy what happened 2 u? i thought u were comin 2 la soon 2 chill with friends and i thought that included me ...lol such as calli goes i guess...so lemme know u r ok atleast...jag says hey!
anne-marie {lola}





Aug 20 2007 9:41 AM

how goes it?
Ash





Aug 12 2007 10:57 PM

hey man, just saying whats up?!

hope things are good!
maja





Aug 7 2007 10:37 AM

hey i got some pix from saturday, go check them out...and thanks again for having us, we had fun...
ALEXA





Jul 31 2007 12:49 PM

when r u going to grace la with ur face dude?
tatiana





Jul 31 2007 2:45 AM

fun!
anne-marie {lola}





Jul 27 2007 9:15 PM

have a good weekend would ya....eh?
ALEXA





Jul 26 2007 10:34 AM

when r u coming to la?
magic*





Jul 25 2007 10:58 PM

you ARE in l.a. aren't you. i see how it is;)

<3
ALEXA





Jul 19 2007 5:21 PM

Hey Scotty... I love ur page! jerome agrees that we r all on the same page so that should make for some interesting conversation when u arrive in la...which will b when exactly? Btw thanx 4 the message ur so awesome and right on and sweet tooo...thanks again c u soon!(:
maja





Jul 18 2007 11:00 AM

hey you, what's up?
matt





Jul 12 2007 9:09 PM

what up yo? i will be ripping through your neck of the north woods next week. maybe we have a drink or ten.
snowflake aka ketchup





Jul 8 2007 1:33 PM

hey bedwetter: i think you need to pick up a dry pair of undies this friday! i'm sure you can find an independently designed pair here:
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R ♠ J





Jul 3 2007 9:39 PM

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Tara





Jun 23 2007 4:56 PM

The artist see things from ever-changing views, flying heights and earthly depths, seasons change and artist play. Art is what viewers connect; it’s just as important as the process itself. The brush, the paint, the medium, textured as if God him self speaks through art so the viewer will see from self appreciation of man mad expression, not preached from words.


I’m going off I know, I just received my first Art Business news, so inspiration leak's out and I have to share, art becoming painted burst.
Mystery White Boy





Jun 13 2007 10:58 PM

.... BAM!!

ever see In Living Color? ... the "bam" guys...

not sure why i thought of that just now.

good seeing you last week.
Dawnelise





Jun 12 2007 9:19 PM

we were camping details boy! such is the life of the chef...
::anahita::





Jun 11 2007 2:09 PM

hi
::anahita::





Jun 11 2007 2:09 PM

hi
Lu(SS4L)





Jun 8 2007 9:31 PM

Hi Scott!
thanks for adding me ;*)
SO OURS..HA !!
Tabitha





Apr 23 2007 10:22 PM

What up... view the BBQ pics just posted them xoxo
Sidrah





Apr 16 2007 11:10 PM

Tomorrow. 627 brown street. Lets have a Ball! We are having big party to celebrate small loss... Henry our cat was neutered. I know it's short notice but you ought to be here!
Sex and Machines





Apr 8 2007 6:47 PM

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Art & Mayhem





Apr 8 2007 2:41 PM

WASCALLY WABBIT
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Julie





Apr 4 2007 6:48 PM

hey! you finally were able to figure out how to "pimp out your page" ! ;) how are you?
Ours





Apr 4 2007 11:02 AM

simply... nicole z.





Mar 22 2007 4:09 PM

long time no talk.... hope you are amazingly well.

MiSs gWyNeTh





Mar 22 2007 1:58 PM

Myspace LayoutsHappy birthday to You!!!! Hope you are having an awesome one!
gwyn
Sex and Machines





Mar 22 2007 1:57 PM

Wishing you a "Sexy" Birthday from
Sex & Machines!!!
Sex and Machines





Mar 22 2007 1:56 PM

Wishing you a "Sexy" Birthday from
Sex & Machines!!!
katie.





Mar 22 2007 9:16 AM

hbty hbty hbds hbty omg lol