Born from the charred blood of the coal-breathing fire demons from the planet Martians, Renophaston found himself alone on a planet that rejected him. Using his innate Martiansian knowledge of space travel, he built a starship and traveled to the fabled planet Earth, making a name for himself on the streets of the ghetto by singing about his hard-core alien gangster lifestyle in songs about rap. When music became illegal in the late 21st century, Renophaston traveled back in time to early 2007 to start a revolutionary, forward-thinking band with his life-mate and confidant—Kris(topher) Lemon-Burn, former child star and Lord of the Hebrews. Through their songs (with drums provided by the Ringo Starr™ from a possible 22nd-century future), Renophaston hopes to change not the future, but rather his past, in a race against time and space for the good of this world, and to keep what happened to Martians from happening to Earth.
I have a question/idea/topic. I just got home from a jazz club, and the music wasn't anything like the "jazz" music you have on your site. I can tell because your music doesn't have too many notes like music is supposed to. Do you even know what you're doing?
