As a child I remember falling out of a moving car, falling backwards thru my parents bedroom window into the rose bush below and falling from the slick monkey-bars onto my left wrist which broke directly.
And guess what folks, I’ve been falling ever since! Plummeting downthe charts eternally!
The Seamonkey was born (as the split-personality you love so well) ca. 1993 when a friend, on the way to bed from a hard evening of watching beer funnel down our throats, turned and said, "Goodnight, Seamonkey." At that moment the Green Goblin to the music industry’s Spider-Man was born!
I like green....
Anyway, just a scant couple of years later, at a local karoke bar/pool hall the Seamonkey took the mic and wowed the masses with his unique stylings and in the last decade, in many venues, has changed the face of parody music forever! Or, at least put another big fat blemish on it....
And so, as the days toil on, so the Seamonkey toils. Toils with work, toils with love, toils with unexplainable feelings and urges and various ointments. This toil is for you, my sheep, YOU. As I toil to find the next line or freaky subject and as I toil to come to grips with popular music today, I pledge that it will all be for you, my fans, and mine toiling shant be in vain, for a lush and beautiful parody garden I pledge thee!!
--OK, AAAANND CUT!!--
Did that sound ok? I mean, saying that I have fans and all...
--IT’S GREAT. GO WITH IT--
Are you sure? I mean, it’s not quite true. I also promised to, like, write more stuff and "toil" and I’m starting this new job and...
--LOOK, DO YOU WANT ME TO POST THIS ..%@* OR WHAT?--
Go ahead.
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