| General | I AM BORED OUT OF MY IMIND. I WISH I HAD A FUCKING CAR... I GOTTA WAIT TILL FUCKING APRIL I GUESS. BUT GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.... I SPERM ALL OVER MYSELF WHEN I GET NAKED BUT WHEN MY NIPPLES TURN RED I DONT LIKE THAT VERy much... And mY bAlls TurN to Dust....YEA MY PROFILE GOES ON FOREVER BUT ITS DIFFERENT THAN MOST. ALSO PEOPLE SHIT IS TOO SIMPLE AND I WANT EVERTHING I AM THINKING TO BE ON HERE TILL THE END OF TIME...Everday I worry about the darkness of the horses escaping into the chasm of death and doom. I am stupid mother fucker sometimes, let me tell ya. I like my life right now, I have nothing to really worry about. Yet I feel useless cause I dont have a fucking job. And I cant really get one causeI have no fucking way to get there guess im gonna have to wait till ike may of next year. i could get my car and license back sooner but i want to move out of where I am living cause there is no telling what is gonna happen to this place. anyways i think about alot of shit and anyone who reads this obviously doesnt want to be my firend cause i have like 865 profile views and only have 102 friends...So get naked and fuck yourself with a large wooden spoon...you know the one I am talking about you little sorcery master. Yea i do get nake and eat vanilla shakes and rub that shit all over my chest and shit. thats what I do. not really, I am just fucking with you...Or Am I? you will never know.... So i dont get naked as much as i should but my doctor and his stethoscope get really nude and crude. i pondere the existence of nude and crude lucious lollipops making love to girafe walruses. i just love that kind of shit. it isso damn cadbury creamy... you know what im talkin about baby...feeling like my balls are the juicyest in the history of mankind. dont pay attention to anything that i may type on here. esentially it is all bullshit. i just write down crazy shit and put it on here just to fuck with peoples minds.you know you love it like a juicy strudel in the midnight hour. Well I guess thats the way it goes. Like I always said I aint really worth a dam. Am I crazy or all the people I ever knew have just as shitty lives as I do. all the people that I liked hanging out with the most are having crazy problems in their lives. And almost everyone I went to High School with is doing really good and is really successful, except me. And I think to myself what if I had hung out with them, never did any drugs, would I be succesful too. I think it could be possible but I dont think that I would be happy. Perhaps I should just dissappear off the face of the fucking earth for a while and maybe people will start remembering me. Anyway, i dont know what I am really thinking. No one does and if you didiknow what the F I was thinking you may want to get toally naked and make sweet love to me or possibly run away to your happy little horse trouser cat and mouse of a perfect little existence that you love and cherish everyday. but are you truly happy living a life that is a lie? Are you gonna wake up one day and make love to that tea cup one last time and realize that your refrigerator has been fucking the toaster oven the enire time or are you gonna get up and fucking sperm on that dishwasher and be a real man and show that Whirlppol hockey pork chop banan sausage whos boss. Hey I dont eat orange peels for dinner but my cat sure does.Movies, Music, Video Games, TV. Making love, Making Money (when I have a job which is hard to find now), Chilling with friends, Helping people that dont really appreciate the help, Being way too nice to people that dont deserve it . Karma is a mother fucker. I believe that if I do good things for people even people who are complete assholes that something good will happen to me in return . If something doesnt happen soon I may just say Fuck It. Nah, I cant do that. I am just naturally a nice person and I dont rweally care what happens to me. Just as long as I do good in this world I will regret nothing. That is pretty much my life right now. I have about 80 DVD's in my collection. There is nothing like sitting down smoking a J and watching a funny or horror movie. As far as music I used to be alot more into it but have kind of shyed away from it. I used to want to be a singer. I got pretty good at it cause I can impersonate alot of different voices but since I moved to NC I havent been as interested. I have always loved video games since I can remmeber. it is a great way to escape into another world. When I play I am totally immersed in it. It is as if I am the character that I am playing as doing what he/she is doing. But thats not for all games. They are just so realistic now....I have an XBOX 360 and it's great. I thought about getting a Wii to begin with but I would eventually grow tired of moving that fucking remote all the time plus all the games are too iddie style. The only reason i would want a Wii is for the new Zelda when it comes out in 2010. Tv yea I watch alot of it cause I am unemployed right now(like half of America)but I grow weary of it cause it is always the same shit. That is why i have DVD sets cause I can watch what I want when I want. Also it is good to have On Demand on cable cause you can watch varoius programs anytime ans it usually changes every week. I want to do alot of things with my life. I would ultimately love to be an actor since I love movies so much. that is a hard business to break into though. I wouldn't even mind being a film/Tv critc or cameraman. Anything to do with entertainment would be cool. What I am going to end up doing will probably be going back to school for accounting, get a degrree and do that for a while so I can make a good living and work on all that other shit later. You have got have a back up plan. But hey I am just rambling on and on.
    
       | | Music | Mainly metal/hardcore. I like some rap but it's mainly to make me laugh cause of the stupid stuff they say. I don't really like country but I can listen to maybe 2 or 3 songs in the history of that music. The bands I like are Mushroomhead, Slipknot, Six Feet Under, Candiria, Old Korn, Old Vision Of Disorder, Peeping Tom, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Mike Patton.
 
 
   | | Movies | Back To The Future 1,2,& 3,Superbad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie,The Devils Rejects, Family guy, Saw 1-4, Beerfest, Goodfellas, Live Free Or Die Hard, Van Wilder, Pineapple Express, Futurama Movies(Bender's Big Score, The Beast With A Billion Backs, Bender's Game, Into The Wild Green Yonder),Ananlyze This, Analyze That, Anger Management, Balls Of Fury, Fanboys, Bruce Almighty, Dumb and Dumber, Cheech and Chong, Batman: the Dark Knight, Batman Returns, Blow, Good Luck Chuck, You Dont Mess with The Zohan, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Let's Go To Prison, Life, Mr. Woodcock, Oceans 11, 12 and 13,Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Harold And Kumar 2, Casino, School for scoundrels, The Shawshank Redemption, Talladega Nights, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003),I Now Pronounce You Chuck And LArry, Bad Santa, Robin Williams: Live ON Broadway, Cube, Cube 2, Cube Zero, Blue Streak, Me Myself And Irene, Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura @, Without A Paddle, Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beggining, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Grandmas Boy, Supertroopers, In the Mouth Of Madness, The Green Mile, Lord of the Rings (1-3), Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Alien vs. Predator, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Clerks, Clerks 2, Nightmare on Elm Street 1-5, Freddy Dead, New Nightmare, Freddy vs Jason, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Step Brothers, Role Models,Dawn of the Dead.
                      
| | Television | There is alot of shit I like to watch. I am starting to hate TV cause they repeat the same shit over and over all the time!!!Family Guy is what I watch first and foremost. I also like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Futurama, and anything on [adult swim]. Some old school stuff that I like is Sealab 2021, The Brak Show, Space Ghost, Beavis and Butt-Head, Ren and Stimpy. I also like old Married...with Children, Futurama (there are 4 new DVD movies out they are pretty good),The Brak Show, Some old Simpsons episodes, Liquid Television (old school MTV show), WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, House is a pretty good show, Forensic Files, Cops, Man vs. Wild, Jackass, Viva la Bam, Wildboys, King Of The Hill is ok if u are really stoned,Chappelles Show,South Park.
          | | Books | I dont read often but I enjoy Medeval type books about castles and knights and stuff. Lord of the Rings.I also like Mystery books where you dont know whats really gonna happen till the end. Also crazy bloody horror books like Steven King but not his books. I also like biographies on my favorite movie stars and professional wrestlers just to see what their life was like leading up to them being a celebrity... thats about all though... | | Heroes | 
Dave Stevenson (August 22,1982- March 30,2007) Rest In Peace buddy.
Brandon Evans (May 2,1983- July 5,2009) Love You Brando. |
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