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TOOFLESS SEAN
Crunk / Folk / Blues

" HE PLAY GUITAR LIKE HE AINT GOT NO TEETH!!"



California
United States

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Last Login:  12/2/2009
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Member Since1/8/2006
Band Members Scott's Hut - Antarctica 2006
InfluencesRODEO CLOWNS & MARCHING BANDS
Sounds LikeMY NAME IS WILLIE JAMES , BUT THEY ALL CALL ME CHURCHKEY. I KNOWN TOOF SINCE I MET HIM SHININ' SHOES. HE AINT WORTH SPIT SHINING SHOES , BUT HE DONE ALL RIGHT ON THE FIVE STRING. I SAY FIVE STRING CUZ HE PLAYED SO GOOD IT BROKE A STRING ONCE AND HE AINT HAVE THE COIN FOR A NEW STRING ON ACCOUNT HE WAS SO BAD AT SHINING SHOES. ANYHOW SOME SAY HIS SOUND GOT BASED ON MAKIN' FIVE STRINGS DO THE WORK OF SIX AND I SEEN HIM DRIVIN' THAT FITH STRING JUST LIKE A POOR MAN WORKS A MULE SO YOU MIGHTA SEEN IT SOMETIMES MAKE THE MONEY FALL RIGHT OUT'A MAN'S POCKET AND SOMETIMES IT RAISE UP A GIRLS DRESS AND BOY YOU NEVER CAN TELL ......... TOOF , HES KNOWN FOR HAVIN' A TEMPER WHEN HE AINT KNOWN FOR HAVIN' MUCH A'NOTHIN' ELSE. HE PLAYED THIS JOINT ONE TIME WHERE THE BOSS TRIED TO SHORT HIM ON A FOUR HOUR SET I THINK IT WAS A SATURDAY.... TOOF SUPPOSED TO GET HALF THE DOOR, A BOTTLE & A SANDWICH. BOSS SAYS ONE FIGURE ... TOOF SAID : HOW MANY PEOPLE IN HERE? BOSS SAID : I AINT PAYIN' YOU TO DO MATH ... JUST LIKE THAT TOOF PULL OUT THIS KNIFE LOOK LIKE GRANDMA'S KITCHEN , THEN HE PULLED OUT A HONING ROCK AND GONE TO MUMBLIN A MINUTE PUTTIN ' A REAL FINE SHINE ON THAT BLADE...... PRETTY SOON TOOF SAID IM BOUT GET MY MONEY AND CUT MY OWN SLICE OF HAM. HE SAID " CHURCHKEY , HOW MUCH YOU THINK HE'LL DRESS OUT AFTER I GET THRU TRIMMIN'?" I JUST SMILED AT THE BOSS AND HE KNEW TOOF WUNT MESSIN'AND THEN HE HANDED TOOF THE MONEY. I DONT THINK HE EVER GOT THAT SANDWICH. YOU ASK HIM, HE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT AND THAT WAS A PIECE A TIME AGO......
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   About TOOFLESS SEAN
  BORN IN ILLINOIS .... REARED ON A LETHAL COMBINATION OF DEATH METAL AND TEXAS COUNTRY MUSIC THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED AVERAGE CHILDREN. HE DROVE TO THE WEST COAST IN A 75 DOLLAR VAN ... BECAME A STREET SINGER ....... MONEY WAS MADE, HEARTS WERE BROKEN ... WOKE UP ON A LUXURY AIRLINER HEADING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD. IT WAS A PAINFULLY WELL LIT PLACE WITH NO ROAD OUT..... STRINGS WERE BUSTED....SHOTS WERE FIRED.... TOOFLESS SEAN IS A STREET HOWLIN' BANJO WHACKER. KING OF THE SOUTHPAW SIXSTRING. A WRITER OF SOULFUL FOLK BLUES STYLE SONGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH GETTING YOUR HEART BROKEN, AND STOMP YOUR FOOT SO HARD THAT THE NEIGHBORS CALL THE COPS ON YOU ... WATCH THE NEW VIDEO BELOW FILMED IN ANTARCTICA AND WASTE NO MORE TIME.....BOOKING TOOFLESS SEAN IS YOUR NEXT BEST MOVE. AND ITS AS EASY AS CONTACTING TOOFLESSSEAN@YAHOO.COM. CONTACT AT: TOOFLESSSEAN@YAHOO.COM

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Robin

Robin



Oct 13 2009 1:27 AM

Rachel (the girl that asked you to marry her, at my 50th B-day) wants to know if you will be singing for her (us) on your visit at Christmas...It's always a pleasure you know! (need some new tunes)
mISS eLLAMENTAL

Miss ella sunshine rozycki



Oct 12 2009 1:36 PM

seems like nobody comes to this space no more :0
just wanted to say thanx for them beans :) drinking me morning
coffee now and i can smell the yummy aroma all the way home!
twas great hangin with you and the posse this weekend!
xxx ~ella
 
Robin

Robin



Jul 27 2009 2:17 AM

How's your dingle-berry?
SamIam

SamIam



Jun 8 2009 2:00 AM

I love your profile pic!
Katie

Katie



Jun 5 2009 3:46 AM

Happy Birthday!!!
Maggie Lizer(ass off)

Maggie Lizer(ass off)



Jun 4 2009 3:05 PM

Robin

Robin



Jun 3 2009 10:46 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a fantaublous day!
Can't wait to see you guys in just a few days.
The Legendary Beep Beeps

The  Legendary Beep Beeps



May 7 2009 3:51 AM

hey man! what's going on over here??
Dirt&Earthyvibes

Dirt&Earthyvibes



Apr 8 2009 2:47 PM

Howdy Friend!
We've got a new CD! Texas Soul Music!
Did you get a chance to listen yet?
Come have a listen on our page!
shoot me a message!
Dirt
fanny franklin loyd, right?

stefanie kalem



Jan 30 2009 9:06 AM

Today at work I overheard someone in the hallway saying: "How thin is it?"

And without hesitation I replied, flatly, "Like a cracker."

They stepped into the room. Looked at me. "Like a CRACKER?" they asked, all incredulous.

"Like a cracker," I said again, and went back to my business.
Robin

Robin



Jan 10 2009 3:00 PM

I'm sad that you can't come home next week, you will be missed...ALOT!.. I am hoping to get out there in the spring, so till then... BIG HUGS!!
Katie

Katie



Nov 7 2008 2:22 AM

You should bring your crazy musician friends up here!
Robin

Robin



Oct 25 2008 7:06 PM

Was so terrific to chat with you... Glad your enjoyin' the kicks! Big Hugs!!!
MySophia

MySophia



Sep 15 2008 10:00 PM

Haven't seen you since Antarctica 2006.
How are you?
Mike

Mike



Jul 4 2008 9:26 PM

...from a really sloppy night at the Sidebar in B-more...
Mike

Mike



Jun 11 2008 1:37 AM

i'm diggin the new tunes you got up
Katie

Katie



Jun 5 2008 5:28 PM

Happy Birthday...the other day...
Ryaott

Ryaott



Jun 4 2008 2:03 AM

Sweet 16
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Sweet 16
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Hey... I couldn't find a sweet 32, hahahaahaha!
Robin

Robin



Jun 4 2008 1:46 AM

Hope you had a terrific birthday today!
Get and extra hugs from Michelle from me!
The Legendary Beep Beeps

The  Legendary Beep Beeps



May 25 2008 7:37 AM

dude,
we just uploaded a few songs from the new Cd "Put On Your Armor"
i hope you swing by to rock it.

have a kickass holiday weekend sean.

cheers
The Clarences ™

The Clarences ™



May 20 2008 6:12 PM

The Clarences love & support Toofless Sean!!!!
Mike

Mike



Feb 22 2008 10:10 PM

hey there you toofless, trainwreckin' bastage! are you back at home? i tried to call you when you said but got a digitally pre-recorded reproduction of your voice...you and your fancy machines!
Larry Dallas

Larry Dallas



Jan 7 2008 11:39 PM

CRIS

CRIS



Dec 13 2007 2:59 AM

BABE SANDWICH

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Howlin’ Hobbit

Howlin’ Hobbit



Sep 22 2007 11:09 PM



You rock!

HH
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