MY NAME IS WILLIE JAMES , BUT THEY ALL CALL ME CHURCHKEY. I KNOWN TOOF SINCE I MET HIM SHININ' SHOES. HE AINT WORTH SPIT SHINING SHOES , BUT HE DONE ALL RIGHT ON THE FIVE STRING. I SAY FIVE STRING CUZ HE PLAYED SO GOOD IT BROKE A STRING ONCE AND HE AINT HAVE THE COIN FOR A NEW STRING ON ACCOUNT HE WAS SO BAD AT SHINING SHOES. ANYHOW SOME SAY HIS SOUND GOT BASED ON MAKIN' FIVE STRINGS DO THE WORK OF SIX AND I SEEN HIM DRIVIN' THAT FITH STRING JUST LIKE A POOR MAN WORKS A MULE SO YOU MIGHTA SEEN IT SOMETIMES MAKE THE MONEY FALL RIGHT OUT'A MAN'S POCKET AND SOMETIMES IT RAISE UP A GIRLS DRESS AND BOY YOU NEVER CAN TELL .........
TOOF , HES KNOWN FOR HAVIN' A TEMPER WHEN HE AINT KNOWN FOR HAVIN' MUCH A'NOTHIN' ELSE. HE PLAYED THIS JOINT ONE TIME WHERE THE BOSS TRIED TO SHORT HIM ON A FOUR HOUR SET I THINK IT WAS A SATURDAY.... TOOF SUPPOSED TO GET HALF THE DOOR, A BOTTLE & A SANDWICH. BOSS SAYS ONE FIGURE ...
TOOF SAID : HOW MANY PEOPLE IN HERE?
BOSS SAID : I AINT PAYIN' YOU TO DO MATH ...
JUST LIKE THAT TOOF PULL OUT THIS KNIFE LOOK LIKE GRANDMA'S KITCHEN , THEN HE PULLED OUT A HONING ROCK AND GONE TO MUMBLIN A MINUTE PUTTIN ' A REAL FINE SHINE ON THAT BLADE...... PRETTY SOON TOOF SAID IM BOUT GET MY MONEY AND CUT MY OWN SLICE OF HAM. HE SAID " CHURCHKEY , HOW MUCH YOU THINK HE'LL DRESS OUT AFTER I GET THRU TRIMMIN'?"
I JUST SMILED AT THE BOSS AND HE KNEW TOOF WUNT MESSIN'AND THEN HE HANDED TOOF THE MONEY. I DONT THINK HE EVER GOT THAT SANDWICH. YOU ASK HIM, HE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT AND THAT WAS A PIECE A TIME AGO......
BORN IN ILLINOIS .... REARED ON A LETHAL COMBINATION OF DEATH METAL AND TEXAS COUNTRY MUSIC THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED AVERAGE CHILDREN. HE DROVE TO THE WEST COAST IN A 75 DOLLAR VAN ... BECAME A STREET SINGER ....... MONEY WAS MADE, HEARTS WERE BROKEN ... WOKE UP ON A LUXURY AIRLINER HEADING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD. IT WAS A PAINFULLY WELL LIT PLACE WITH NO ROAD OUT..... STRINGS WERE BUSTED....SHOTS WERE FIRED....
TOOFLESS SEAN IS A STREET HOWLIN' BANJO WHACKER.
KING OF THE SOUTHPAW SIXSTRING.
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Rachel (the girl that asked you to marry her, at my 50th B-day) wants to know if you will be singing for her (us) on your visit at Christmas...It's always a pleasure you know! (need some new tunes)
seems like nobody comes to this space no more :0 just wanted to say thanx for them beans :) drinking me morning coffee now and i can smell the yummy aroma all the way home! twas great hangin with you and the posse this weekend! xxx ~ella
hey there you toofless, trainwreckin' bastage! are you back at home? i tried to call you when you said but got a digitally pre-recorded reproduction of your voice...you and your fancy machines!
