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Sean Keane
Sean Keane Male
30 years old
San Francisco
United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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   Sean Keane's Comedian Bio
BioRegular performer at the SF Punchline. Winner, 2008 Twisted Biscuit Competition. Two-time winner, Iron Comic Competition, SF (12/05, 8/07); 3rd place, SF Comedy Club Competition, 2007. Written for McSweeney's and ESPN the Magazine. Former editor of the Heuristic Squelch, UC Berkeley’s fine humor magazine. Freelance writer, licensed minister (3 successful marriages!), and excellent long-distance swimmer.
Websiteseankeanecomedy.com, zembla.cementhorizon.com
InfluencesDave Attell, Dana Carvey, David Sedaris, The Onion, Bill Cosby, Bob Odenkirk, Calvin & Hobbes, Robert Smigel, Lazlo Toth, Jerry Seinfeld, Arj Barker
TV ShowsKGO news, "Say No to Drugs" story, appeared in group shot of classroom, along with third grade classmates; Public-access TV, Televents, Contra Costa County, "Red = Goats", 1997
Films"Hands On Universe" (1999), educational CD-ROM from the Lawrence Hall of Science. I played "Alan", a high school student who discovers a supernova.

    Sean Keane's Interests
GeneralBaseball; improvisational theater; serial commas; The election of 1824; shooting men in Reno and then not even bothering to watch them die; swimming; indie rock; stand-up comedy; sit-down dinners; http://zembla.cementhorizon.com
MusicArcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Dr. Dre, Radiohead, Beulah, Belle & Sebastian, Talking Heads, Outkast, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse, Mirah, R.E.M., Shins, Spoon, Go! Team, Interpol, Nirvana, Olivia Tremor Control. Yo La Tengo, Magnetic Fields, Wu Tang Clan, The Clipse, Inflatable Supermodel, Mountain Goats
MoviesThe Usual Suspects, Godfathers I and II, Rushmore, Pulp Fiction, A Fish Called Wanda, There's Something About Mary, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Raging Bull, Goodfellas
TelevisionMr. Show; Strangers With Candy; Upright Citizen's Brigade; Eastbound and Down, college basketball games announced by Gus Johnson or Bill Raftery; Curb Your Enthusiasm; the Carvey-Farley era of SNL; Arrested Development; both versions of The Office; The Sopranos; Lost; the revolution when it's televised
BooksUlysses; White Noise; Pale Fire; Lolita; Invisible Man; Will You Please Be Quiet Please?; Paradise Lost; One-Upsmanship; Lord of the Rings; Infinite Jest; American Gods; Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo; Watchmen; The Third Policeman; As I Lay Dying; Ball Four
HeroesFirefighters and Luke Skywalker.
Groups: as the sombrero turnsCal Tour GuidesHabitat for Humanity San FranciscoDLOC Stars 2000 AlumniThe Diamond Dave Fan ClubSubterranean Comedy

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     Sean Keane's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pleasant Hill, CA
Body type:5' 8"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer/comedian/filmmaker
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Sean Keane's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: The Heuristic Squelch Berkeley Model United Nations Cal Tour Guides
 

1997 to 2005
College Park High
Pleasant Hill,California
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama; Mock Trial; The Breakfast Club; Swimming; Water Polo; Devil Mountain Improv League
 

1993 to 1997

   Sean Keane's Companies
Lawrence Hall of Science
Berkeley, CA US
Front Desk Clerk/ Dinosaur Wrangler

1998-2003
First District Appellate Project
San Francisco, CA US


2003-


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 11 2009 8:00P
The Business w/ Special Guest Connor Kellicut San Francisco CA
Nov 18 2009 8:00P
The Business w/ Special Guest Anthony "Tony B" Bedard San Francisco CA
Nov 24 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ Kevin Avery and Drennon Davis San Francisco CA
Nov 25 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ Kevin Avery and Drennon Davis San Francisco CA
Nov 27 2009 9:00P
SF Comedy Clubhouse San Francisco CA
Dec 3 2009 8:00P
Comedy Off Broadway - Miss Pearl’s Jam House Oakland CA
Dec 4 2009 9:00P
Comedy Off Broadway @ The Washington Inn Oakland CA
Dec 13 2009 9:00P
Octopus Lounge Pacifica CA

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   Sean Keane's Blurbs
About me:
I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all.

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Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello



Sep 9 2009 6:13 AM

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Jun 27 2009 2:15 AM

thanx....course,i recorded it back in january...i will practice his voice including his jackson 5 days,BEN and CAN YOU FEEL IT are in the radar....its just too bad that no 1 close to him could have helped him stop taking all those pills,wich i think did him in...or maybe they did,but he ignored....he will be missed
jenny

jenny



Jun 26 2009 9:05 PM

hey kid, want some candy?
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Jun 10 2009 5:40 PM

thanx....apreciate it!!...have a great day!
America’s Comic - Sal Espana

America’s Comic - Sal Espana



May 3 2009 6:44 AM

Great meeting you in person. Hope to work with you again soon.
Break a lip!
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Apr 30 2009 8:55 PM

thanx for liking video....wow,im taking it on the chin on this 1...but i guess i should know anytime you joke politics,gonna piss people off....or maybe OBAMA is TEFLON-OBAMA..haha...thanx again!!...go rockets!!!
WE NOT ME

Johnny Squires



Jan 8 2009 10:34 PM

HEY SEAN

KEEP KICKIN ASS DOIN COMEDY

JOHNNY SQUIRES
Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello



Nov 5 2008 4:29 AM

I wish I had been there last night to watch you OWN that shit.

AmirCat Malekpour

AmirCat Malekpour



Nov 4 2008 9:33 PM

Congratulations Sean! You are a worthy champ.
Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello



Oct 25 2008 8:10 PM

Did you just call me a robot?

Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello



Sep 16 2008 8:01 PM

Hello, friend. Have fun at the Hemlock tonight.
DON'T SCREW IT UP

Kel-Bel

Kel-Bel



Aug 1 2008 1:05 AM

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Jul 20 2008 9:47 AM

I just posted a new video about the future names of cars. If ya don't mind, watch and comment...would love to have your feedback (if it's good..haha)

I hope all is well!:) Here is the vid...talk soon...

Future of cars... Chevy Crouton and Ford Fart?
Brad

Brad



Jul 12 2008 2:02 AM

And a Happy Be-lated Birthday to you too!
Ali Wong

Ali Wong



Jun 19 2008 6:30 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Kenny Yun

Kenny Yun



Jun 14 2008 9:17 PM

Wassup, Happy BDay Sean!
Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello



Jun 11 2008 1:01 AM

Where the FUCK are you

Emily Maya Mills

Emily Maya Mills



Jun 7 2008 5:33 PM

Whioo-whoooh! (That's a whistle sound.) Nice blog! Shake it--I mean thanks for the mention. So cool.

Your new best friend,
Emily Maya Mills
Jay Starr

Jay Starr



May 27 2008 7:35 AM

Thanks for doing the show Saturday, man. Had a swell time.
Is it just me or does the second As I Lay Dying album sound pretty much like the first one?
Kevin OShea

Kevin OShea



May 6 2008 2:56 AM

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Apr 9 2008 9:34 AM

Kevins VS Joes
Marcella Arguello

Marcella Arguello



Mar 23 2008 3:54 AM


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AmirCat Malekpour

AmirCat Malekpour



Mar 22 2008 6:39 PM

Bobby

Bobby



Mar 20 2008 7:05 PM

Thanks for stopping by Sean it was a lotta fun. BE cool.
Ben Feldman

Ben Feldman



Mar 19 2008 9:32 PM

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