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Sean Keane
"Don't believe the hype"

Male
29 years old
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2008
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   Sean Keane's Comedian Bio
BioTwo-time winner, Iron Comic Competition, SF (12/05, 8/07); 3rd place, SF Comedy Club Competition, 2007. Former editor of the Heuristic Squelch, UC Berkeley’s fine humor magazine. Freelance writer, licensed minister, and excellent long-distance swimmer.
Websitezembla.cementhorizon.com; seankeane.org
InfluencesDave Attell, Dana Carvey, David Sedaris, The Onion, Bill Cosby, Bob Odenkirk, Calvin & Hobbes, Robert Smigel, Lazlo Toth, Jerry Seinfeld, Arj Barker
TV ShowsKGO news, "Say No to Drugs" story, appeared in group shot of classroom, along with third grade classmates; Public-access TV, Televents, Contra Costa County, "Red = Goats", 1997
Films"Hands On Universe" (1999), educational CD-ROM from the Lawrence Hall of Science. I played "Alan", a high school student who discovers a supernova.

    Sean Keane's Interests
GeneralBaseball; improvisational theater; serial commas; The election of 1824; shooting men in Reno and then not even bothering to watch them die; swimming; indie rock; stand-up comedy; sit-down dinners; http://zembla.cementhorizon.com
MusicArcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Dr. Dre, Radiohead, Beulah, Belle & Sebastian, Talking Heads, Outkast, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse, Mirah, R.E.M., Shins, Spoon, Go! Team, Interpol, Nirvana, Olivia Tremor Control. Yo La Tengo, Magnetic Fields, Wu Tang Clan, The Clipse, Inflatable Supermodel
MoviesThe Usual Suspects, Godfathers I and II, Rushmore, Pulp Fiction, A Fish Called Wanda, There's Something About Mary, Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Raging Bull, Goodfellas
TelevisionMr. Show; Strangers With Candy; Upright Citizen's Brigade; college basketball games announced by Bill Raftery; Curb Your Enthusiasm; the Carvey-Farley era of SNL; Arrested Development; both versions of The Office; The Sopranos; the revolution when it's televised
BooksUlysses; White Noise; Pale Fire; Lolita; Invisible Man; Will You Please Be Quiet Please?; Paradise Lost; One-Upsmanship; Lord of the Rings; Infinite Jest; American Gods; Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo; Watchmen; The Third Policeman; As I Lay Dying; Ball Four
HeroesFirefighters and Luke Skywalker.
Groups: as the sombrero turnsCal Tour GuidesHabitat for Humanity San FranciscoDLOC Stars 2000 AlumniThe Diamond Dave Fan ClubSubterranean Comedy

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     Sean Keane's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pleasant Hill, CA
Body type:5' 8"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer and Law Monkey
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Sean Keane's Schools
University Of California-Berkeley
Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2005
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
Clubs: The Heuristic Squelch Berkeley Model United Nations Cal Tour Guides
 

1997 to 2005
College Park High
Pleasant Hill,California
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama; Mock Trial; The Breakfast Club; Swimming; Water Polo; Devil Mountain Improv League
 

1993 to 1997

   Sean Keane's Companies
Lawrence Hall of Science
Berkeley, CA US
Front Desk Clerk/ Dinosaur Wrangler

1998-2003
First District Appellate Project
San Francisco, CA US


2003-


   Upcoming Gigs
Nov 29 2008 8:00P
Comedy at the Hotel California San Francisco CA
Dec 11 2008 8:00P
The Seanukkah Show @ The Dark Room San Francisco CA
Jan 9 2009 8:00P
Frown Land @ The Dark Room San Francisco CA
Jan 9 2009 10:00P
Frown Land @ The Dark Room San Francisco CA
Apr 7 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 8 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 9 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 10 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 10 2009 10:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 11 2009 8:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 11 2009 10:00P
Punch Line Comedy Club w/ TJ Miller San Francisco CA
Apr 12 2009 8:00P
Sunday Showcase @ Punch Line Comedy Club San Francisco CA

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   Sean Keane's Friend Space (Top 21)
Sean Keane has 452 friends.
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Sean Keane's Friends Comments
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Nov 18 2008 9:27 PM

Come see Alice and Wonderland at YV tomorrow night (Wed). Drinks at Captains Chest after. Spread the word. The drama dept. needs a lot of support right now. Speigelburg will be there.
Marcella Arguello





Nov 5 2008 4:29 AM

I wish I had been there last night to watch you OWN that shit.

AmirCat





Nov 4 2008 9:33 PM

Congratulations Sean! You are a worthy champ.
Marcella Arguello





Oct 25 2008 8:10 PM

Did you just call me a robot?

Marcella Arguello





Sep 16 2008 8:01 PM

Hello, friend. Have fun at the Hemlock tonight.
DON'T SCREW IT UP

SPF7





Aug 30 2008 10:03 PM


SPF7: LIVE in Concert! from SPF7 Comedy on Vimeo.
Charlotte





Aug 13 2008 12:49 AM

meow meow meow meow add.
SPF7





Aug 7 2008 6:55 AM

Kel-Bel





Aug 1 2008 1:05 AM

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Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


comedian Justin McClure





Jul 20 2008 9:47 AM

I just posted a new video about the future names of cars. If ya don't mind, watch and comment...would love to have your feedback (if it's good..haha)

I hope all is well!:) Here is the vid...talk soon...

Future of cars... Chevy Crouton and Ford Fart?
Brad





Jul 12 2008 2:02 AM

And a Happy Be-lated Birthday to you too!
Ali Wong





Jun 19 2008 6:30 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
MCTIGHE





Jun 19 2008 4:47 PM

It's your birthday. Is that placenta on your forehead? Dude, time to wipe. I heart Sean Keane. And placentas.
Kenny Yun





Jun 14 2008 9:17 PM

Wassup, Happy BDay Sean!
Marcella Arguello





Jun 11 2008 1:01 AM

Where the FUCK are you

Emily Maya Mills





Jun 7 2008 5:33 PM

Whioo-whoooh! (That's a whistle sound.) Nice blog! Shake it--I mean thanks for the mention. So cool.

Your new best friend,
Emily Maya Mills
Jay Starr





May 27 2008 7:35 AM

Thanks for doing the show Saturday, man. Had a swell time.
Is it just me or does the second As I Lay Dying album sound pretty much like the first one?
Kevin OShea





May 6 2008 2:56 AM

Photobucket
SPF7





Apr 13 2008 5:08 PM





SPF7: John Williams is a Dick
April 25 and 26
The Dark Room is San Francisco
8:00/$10/BYOB
Joey Devine!





Apr 9 2008 9:34 AM

Kevins VS Joes
Marcella Arguello





Mar 23 2008 3:54 AM


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AmirCat





Mar 22 2008 6:39 PM

Bobby





Mar 20 2008 7:05 PM

Thanks for stopping by Sean it was a lotta fun. BE cool.
Ben Feldman





Mar 19 2008 9:32 PM

DJ REAL





Mar 16 2008 8:38 PM