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Sean Rush
Stand-Up / General / Jokes
The moment you have all been waiting for... or dreading if you have good taste.

Male
21 years old
Pittsburgh, PA
United States



Last Login: 7/12/2009
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   Sean Rush's Comedian Bio
BioFor booking info, contact me via this page or e-mail: srushcomedy@gmail.com
InfluencesMitch Hedberg, Jonathan Katz, Spencer Brown, Jimmy Carr, Emo Philips, Tim Vine, Adam Hills, Russell Brand, Steve Martin, Zach Galifianakis, Nick Swardson, Jim Gaffigan, Louis CK, Steven Wright, among many others.
TV ShowsAmerica's Most Wanted, Cops, To Catch a Predator

    Sean Rush's Interests
GeneralI found out that MySpace's sponsored ads generally are based on stuff that people put in their general interests, so for the sake of potentially funny screen shots: Fetuses, albino shemale midget beastiality porn, slavery, spleens, circumcision, and waffles.
MoviesMe and My Brother
The Anderson Tapes
The Happiness Cage
Valley Forge
Next Stop, Greenwich Village
The Sentinel
Annie Hall
Shoot the Sun Down
The Deer Hunter
Last Embrace
Heaven's Gate
The Dogs of War
Pennies from Heaven
Who Am I This Time?
Brainstorm
The Dead Zone
A View to a Kill
At Close Range
Deadline
The Milagro Beanfield War
Biloxi Blues
Puss in Boots
Homeboy
Communion
The Comfort of Strangers
King of New York
McBain
Mistress
Batman Returns
Day of Atonement
All-American Murder
Scam
True Romance
Wayne's World 2
A Business Affair
Pulp Fiction
The Funeral
Nick of Time
The Prophecy
The Addiction
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Search and Destroy
Wild Side
Last Man Standing
Excess Baggage
Suicide Kings
Mousehunt
The Prophecy II
Illuminata
New Rose Hotel
Trance
Antz
Sleepy Hollow
Kiss Toledo Goodbye
Sarah, Plain and Tall: Winter's End
Vendetta
Blast from the Past
The Prophecy 3: The Ascent
The Opportunists
Joe Dirt
The Affair of the Necklace
America's Sweethearts
Scotland, Pa.
Catch Me If You Can
Plots with a View
Poolhall Junkies
Julius Caesar
The Country Bears
Kangaroo Jack
The Rundown
Gigli
Envy
The Stepford Wives
Around the Bend
Man on Fire
Wedding Crashers
Domino
Click
Man of the Year
Hairspray
Balls of Fury
Romance and Cigarettes
TelevisionBritish shows that don't feature Jimmy Carr. In other words: nothing.
HeroesChristopher Walken

     Sean Rush's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wheeling
Body type:Body builder
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Some college
Occupation:Gypsy Catcher


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   Upcoming Gigs
Jun 26 2009 7:00P
Garfield Artworks Pittsburgh PA
Aug 1 2009 7:00P
Brainchild Music and Art Festival Wheeling WV

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About me:
Thanks for visiting... This is my comedy page... Read jokes and laugh... And if you have the authority, book me. I need money.

All of the jokes are in the blog, so the best way to keep updated when I add new stuff is to subscribe to it. I'll update it as much as I can.
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May 15 2009 6:25 PM


or view the FULL SIZED flyer here - http://i39.tinypic.com/20kxa1l.gif

FREE SHOW! NO BOOZE. NO DRUGS. NO BULLSH!T.

CHECK IT OUT! BRING YOUR FRIENDS. WEAR A COSTUME!
ARBEIT MACHT FREI





Mar 6 2009 10:43 PM

Yo nice show on wed. Eatin park was awesome.
Anesthet!c™ [Cherry Girl]





Jan 7 2009 12:43 AM

you are f*cking wonderful
Mike





Dec 24 2008 4:43 AM

i masterbate to this comedy.
Jasfin





Dec 23 2008 7:07 AM

sean motha fuckin rush!
iCynderZ





Dec 12 2008 11:13 PM

That is GREAT,Sean!!!! Wish I had been there!!! You so deserve it!!!
Gab Bonesso





Dec 11 2008 4:41 PM

Congrats on winning, Sean! I wish I could have been there to support, but I was detained. Long story. You deserve it, dude. You write more than anyone I know.
Keep up the hard work!!
Samantha





Dec 5 2008 8:09 AM

Hey Sean, your vest is the best.
Anesthet!c™ [Cherry Girl]





Dec 3 2008 1:55 PM

"A WHALE IS IN MY BUNK BED!??"
iCynderZ





Nov 29 2008 7:18 AM

It was nice seeing U again tonight!
I will try to come out to Kopec's Korner if possible tomorrow night!
iCynderZ





Nov 6 2008 4:34 AM

Another GREAT show,Sean!!!
Ashley


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Oct 31 2008 4:34 AM

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Oct 29 2008 4:23 PM

killyou.
iCynderZ





Oct 8 2008 5:27 PM

Hiiii Sean
U were awesome last night!!!
Glad I got to meet U,too!
I posted the pic,tho its much better of you!!!
Hope to catch ya at a show again soon!!!
Ashley


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Oct 8 2008 5:07 AM


Hey Sean,

Great show tonight!!

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Sep 30 2008 1:13 PM

HI! I saw your skit on your page for the moose! Good luck at the Improv! You're so calm and have that seriously funny attitude that people pay attention when you speak! Have a nice day!
KAiTLYNNE





Sep 26 2008 4:20 AM

i totally would if i was in wv!
Maida Steel





Sep 25 2008 12:41 PM

lmao!!! u goof...u gonna come down to scarehouse and see us all?? opening night is tmrw ya know...me davon & julian are all working there...fun times ; )
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Sep 25 2008 2:19 PM

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Sep 20 2008 4:57 PM

Hi Sean,
Thanks for the request and message. Great to know another Jimmy Carr fan.
Best Wishes
Brian McGuinness





Sep 19 2008 11:25 AM

Ha, no problem man. Glad you enjoyed the show.
justin





Sep 13 2008 4:33 PM

yeah do that 4 sure cuz i would come and laugh my ass off....
justin





Sep 13 2008 4:28 PM

the stuff u have on here is good...
KAiTLYNNE





Sep 13 2008 3:17 AM

haha well i am not too exciting.
holiday breaks my face will be there!
Gab Bonesso





Sep 12 2008 3:33 AM

Fuck that shit! I am old school. She will always be Storm. I buy those stupid ass comics where they are the new Fantastic Four and shit. It pisses me off, brother. Don't even get me started on The Civil War and that fucktard, Iron Man...

Are you going to be at Howler's on Tuesday, sir?

If so, see you then!
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