Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Memento, Dumb and Dumber, Pi, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Billy Madison, Kill Bill Series, Happy Gilmore, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, Spider-Man 2, Batman Begins, Star Wars Trilogy, Dirty Work, Sin City, Goodfellas, Saw, Dawn of the Dead, Grindhouse, Back to the Future Trilogy
Television
Simpsons, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Late Night With Conan O' Brian, The Office(US and UK), Stella, Seinfield, Curb Your Enthusiam, Da Ali G Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Entourage, 24, Extras. Smallville, Saturday Night Live, South Park, Sportscenter
Books
Catcher in the Rye, Rebel Without a Crew, The Dark Knight Returns, Sin City Series, Night, Origin, Magazines
Heroes
Kevin Smith, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Colbert, Larry David, Chris Hale
San Jose State University
San Jose, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: TV/Radio/Film concentration in directing
1999 to 2003
San Benito High
Hollister, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: GE
Clubs: card-carrying member of the Subway Sub Club
About me: I'm a procrastinator which means I'll finish this section later................................................I also forget things easily, so while i'm here, remeber to buy bread, check the mail, and look up the correct way to spell "remember".
Who I'd like to meet: Abe Lincoln, which means I'll have to build a time machine. While I'm in the past, I'll create reality TV and make a fortune. But wait, now that I think about it, that doesn't make any sense because TV wasn't invented yet. Suppose I could create reality theatre. Hmmm...not sure it'll be as popular. Well then, guess I could use the time machine again and get ahold of the first TV and bring it back and take full credit of the invention. Then I'll make that fortune. Now I face the problem of stealing the TV. Might have to steal a gun first. That's also a problem. Might have to find a knife to steal the gun I need to steal the TV. Boy, now this is getting complicated. Knife might be hard to rob a gun store owner because he probably has a gun of his own. Its obvious he owns guns....he's a gun shop owner. I'm smart enough to see that. Wish I was smart enough to just build the damn TV in the first place. But if I'm not smart enough to build a TV, how the hell could i build a time machine!..............I'd like to meet Jim Carrey. He's funny.
Hey, thanks for the add, Sean! For a quick laugh, check out my lil' cartoon (based on the web comic) about a guy who reads moronic screenplays for movie studio bosses ... and then weep for him. http://www. studioreaderstan. com/cartoons. html
Hey, buddy. Thanks for the kind words, and I'm glad you enjoyed my little Tim and Eric appearance. Definitely keep in touch, and let's get some beers or something soon.
So last night I piled the ol' lady and the doggies into the back of the car and took a trip to the drive-in movies.
We saw The Love Guru. And now that I've seen the first half, I understand why no one else laughed when he said the "Mariska Hargitay" line. It was because he said it a million times in the first half and drove that bit into the ground, so the audience was sick of it. In fact, in one scene Mariska Hargitay herself makes a cameo. It's hilarious.
:D. I bet. I think kicking a stool over must be hard, and I bet you had to film it more than once. It was nice to see your first episode, I am working a 9 hour day serving 700 people lunch/dinner easily.I don't know why I am telling you but it is nice to complain. Can't wait to see your next episode!
Hola!! Yeah I moved to SoCal about three years ago...right after I graduated from State. You've done great career wise! Congrats :) Its amazing that we've known each other since 3rd grade and were almost 30!!! OMG...Well keep in touch! Hope to talk soon! Yazz
