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Sean Thomas
Stand-Up / Jokes / Female
"Time Man of the Year, 2006"

Male
22 years old
Oak Park, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2008
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   Sean Thomas's Comedian Bio
BioI was raised by a pack of wolves in the Ozark Mountains. They gave me food and shelter then taught me about what it is to be human. After a poacher killed my mother, I swore revenge. One day the poacher will be at my show, and I will kill him with comedy.
InfluencesHicks, Carlin, Tosh, Hedberg, Chappelle, Demetri, Rock, Seinfeld, Pryor, Swanson, Cook, Byrne, Cosby, Bruce.
TV ShowsCops

    Sean Thomas's Interests
GeneralWriting, film, comedy, drinking, traveling, interesting women, unicorns, etc.
BooksThe Art of War
HeroesPat Tillman
Groups: Hillbilly Heaven featuring Jason Wild

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     Sean Thomas's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Oak Park
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college

   Sean Thomas's Schools
University Of Southern California
Los Angeles,California
Graduated: N/A
 

2006 to 2008


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   Sean Thomas's Blurbs
About me:
I grew up on the mean streets of Oak Park, so I know what it's like getting shot at on a daily basis. I got stabbed once... it was with a straw, but the scar is bad ass.
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone with something interesting to say. Except the bums on 30th street, they're just on crack.

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Sean Thomas's Friends Comments
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Nino





Jun 10 2008 11:14 AM

Yo Sean,How have you been......Nino
teddy ready





Feb 19 2008 2:25 PM

I would bring chlorowhatever. We are pretty much maxed out. And knowing my friends they hate cramming too many people. I'm sure you can find a cheap ass HOJO. If it were my bach party you'd def be able to crash. Hope to see your pretty ass in the water.
teddy ready





Feb 15 2008 1:12 AM

What up Dude! We're going to Lake Havasu for spring break Mar 13-16. We fly into Vegas on the 12 and drive over on the 13th. If you're going to be heading down let me know and we can meet up. HOllar bizzack.
Rachel London





Jan 24 2008 10:59 PM

What's shakin funny man?
Jason aka D D





Dec 31 2007 11:47 PM

Happy New Year dammit!

Bethany Ruck





Dec 31 2007 8:21 PM

I understand the whole getting stabbed thing... I've stabbed people with pencils and was there to witness their pain.
BabyLove





Dec 24 2007 3:14 AM

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Jeremy





Nov 21 2007 8:46 AM

thanks for the add dude, rock on---Soxfan123
Kelsey [[RockStar]]





Nov 21 2007 4:12 AM

thnx for the add.. reno is awesome and waiting for you to come and party.. lol
KittyMEOW





Nov 21 2007 4:04 AM

John Heffron isnt in your influences.
What a shame :[
Coleman Ranahan





Nov 21 2007 3:58 AM

Howdly doodly.
Phoebe





Nov 21 2007 1:59 AM

Thanks for the add!! You are so cute! lol
Harley


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Oct 7 2007 6:43 AM

Suo Sean..its h-rock.

horrible weekend in college football
=[
Chillin with Jeff and Kenny-C





Oct 4 2007 6:49 PM

thanks for the add st






Sep 19 2007 6:22 AM

Dude, long time no speaak. How've you been?
John Heffron





Sep 5 2007 11:23 PM



Thanks for your support!



P.S. My latest CD, "The Better Half," is available on iTunes ... and my first-ever CD, "Kid with a Cape," has just been re-released via iTunes!

P.P.S. If you're really my friend, you'll click here and sign up for my NEW e-newsletter!
Jenny





Sep 1 2007 9:48 AM

yea thanks for keeping me company...like you said you would, talk to me online when i got home...geez

i'm guessing your passed out...most likely..

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Aug 30 2007 12:22 AM

howdy STizzle.
Jenny





Aug 26 2007 10:47 PM

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Jenny





Aug 25 2007 6:44 PM

haha i think.... no...i know.. you'll enjoy this!

Knocked Up Out-take - Brokeback Mountain

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BabyLove





Aug 1 2007 4:42 PM

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Kate





Jul 30 2007 6:58 AM

i see there is a can in your lap. were you making a comparison?
Jenny





Jul 22 2007 5:02 AM

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Fun Times*
Kate





Jul 16 2007 7:28 AM

i hate you
Tim





Jul 15 2007 10:40 AM

Hey bro. How's your summer going?
matt





Jul 5 2007 1:26 AM

haha funny video dude
Kate





Jun 30 2007 8:47 AM

my fave caller! hellya. fellow filmers unite.
Tony





Jun 16 2007 10:12 PM

your cingular parody
get's me every time.
hahaha...

btw, liked the picture?
(:
TJ Marsh (ARMS)





May 13 2007 7:30 AM

yo, whats up man in your world?
~Miss~





Mar 28 2007 2:08 PM

U R funny and thanks for the add request! :)
Randys girl :-)





Mar 26 2007 3:24 AM

Thanks for the add request cutie :-)
Catherine





Mar 12 2007 7:46 AM

see I added you...lol
LiL MiZz Top-Notch





Feb 14 2007 2:32 PM




xoxo
J Rabbit
Lindsay





Feb 12 2007 7:42 PM

I'm convinced that you need to spice up your page some. Give us kids something good to look at.
clever display name





Feb 2 2007 1:13 AM

A poacher too killed my mother.
clever display name





Jan 31 2007 7:22 PM

Two of your top friends are amazing.
♪♪♪Mi Morena♪♪♪





Jan 31 2007 3:05 PM


Get some free my space graphic!
I Heart Denim <3





Jan 28 2007 2:20 PM

Just wanna say hi.... HI!! *WAVES*
Mark





Dec 23 2006 5:13 PM

merry xmas!
Guitar Planet





Dec 21 2006 9:37 PM

Happy Holidays!!!

Guitar Planet
Ms.Disney





Dec 19 2006 11:03 PM

ha its like a dollar...........out with it!!!
Ms.Disney





Dec 18 2006 8:15 PM

haha p.s. me and my roommate have a bet going that I'm in one of your stand up routines, having been your prom date and all...........true or no?
Ms.Disney





Dec 18 2006 8:15 PM

Pretty good pretty good........I'm still at CSUCI, I'm moving home right now actually..............back to the "mean streets of OP" haha I don't know if I"m ready..........girls are such drama
Seanny Rotten