Cannonball Paul, he strikes
Fruit Shoot Pete, he bangs
Cap'n Ishmail van Crackerjack III, he curses
Epileptic Bill Barbossa, he squeezes
Mackerel Boy Rogerrr, he bows
Gallovanting sea dogs:
Ivan the Bastard
Pearl Riverrr
Cap'n Shameless Seamas
Prince Yiannis of Persia
Influences
The ship o' many Shantys
Cheap rum and wine from Plonkers
That be a question many have asked, but few have lived to tell the tale. We come from distant shore 'cross stormy waters (derby) with tales of woe that will shake you to your earthly core. This here tale, be one of a mysterious island where only the most deadly ladykillin' womanisin' snake of a man once dwelt. Thar I saw with my one good eye, the ghost of such a man. The Ghost......... of Tom Jones! Dar... Many nights did i spend on such an island, quaking in fear of the monster, until i, through violent gusts of mighty draft, made it back to my vessel. Climbing back upon my lady, which you yellow bellied land lubbers would call a "boat", i found that this horrible spectre had killed 'alf me crew, Gaaaaaaarrrrrr!. The survivors had but a gasp left in them before he came back and finished them off with poisoned arrows of an unspeakable kind. After that 'twas just myself and few others that remained, fellows gifted with the magic art of music... I used to hear stories of people who claimed the dastardly Jones could sink as much rum as he could ship. Thar on that cold wind swept night, i saw such a thing with my very eye. 'Twas the ghost of Tom Jones, no mistakin', and he got through the entire ships stock of Navy Rum in one sitting... only a being with no soul could do such a thing. So listen me hearties... and listen up good.... we here be the seas of mirth.... and through many a long hour we have harnessed the power of the Harmonium to bring you our tales in all their horrible glory.
Just to let you know, our Debut single comes out on November 10th 2008 Its a double-A-side single of the tracks ELECTRIC & WRITE YOUR OWN ENDING (click them links to view the videos!!)
We really need your help... if we sell enough copies we can break into the top 40! which would be amaaaaaaazing!
So on November 10th.. pleeeeeeeeease buy your copy!!
Ting Promotions are hoping to be doing gigs in the Derbyshire Dales area pretty damn soon and were looking for top bands who want to work with us!! We also are looking for tribute acts too so if you know any tell them to add us too!!
The legendary musical hero, Horatio Lee Jenkins, brought us such inspirational masterpieces as "DRUNKER THAN SATAN", "OH SH!T I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD", and "GIRL, THIS BED IS TOO BIG WITHOUT ALL 12 OF YOU".
Horatio, the WORLD'S MOST POTENT HETEROSEXUAL, now brings us a new uplifting anthem of hope, acceptance, and unconditional Christian love:
12.15 POCKET SATELLITE 1.15 IAN BRITT 2.15 LUCY MILFORD 3.15 GAIA 4.15 EDDII 5.15 NICK ASLAM 6.15 LO FI LUNG 7.15 SATNAMS TASH 8.15 CHRIS AND JOELS EPIC SOUND OF ADVENTURE 9.15 SWIFT FLASBY 10.00 BB BLACKDOG VENUE ADDRESS: THE HILL TOP INN 178 BELPER LANE BELPER DERBYSHIRE DE56 2UJ
its for a good cause and a great line-up so this is no to be missed!!
