Cannonball Paul
Fruit Shoot Pete
Epileptic Bill Barbossa
Zorba the Blowfish Absorber
The Son o' Smee, Mr ManTits McGee
Mackerel Boy Rogerrr
Lady Toe Nail Fredd
Lady Hornpipe McMc
Ishmail Van Crackerjack III
Ivan the Bastard
Pearl Riverrr
Cap'n Shameless Seamas
Prince Yiannis of Persia
Influences
The ship o' many Shantys
Cheap rum and wine from Plonkers
That be a question many have asked, but few have lived to tell the tale. We come from distant shore 'cross stormy waters (derby) with tales of woe that will shake you to your earthly core. This here tale, be one of a mysterious island where only the most deadly ladykillin' womanisin' snake of a man once dwelt. Thar I saw with my one good eye, the ghost of such a man. The Ghost......... of Tom Jones! Dar... Many nights did i spend on such an island, quaking in fear of the monster, until i, through violent gusts of mighty draft, made it back to my vessel. Climbing back upon my lady, which you yellow bellied land lubbers would call a "boat", i found that this horrible spectre had killed 'alf me crew, Gaaaaaaarrrrrr!. The survivors had but a gasp left in them before he came back and finished them off with poisoned arrows of an unspeakable kind. After that 'twas just myself and few others that remained, fellows gifted with the magic art of music... I used to hear stories of people who claimed the dastardly Jones could sink as much rum as he could ship. Thar on that cold wind swept night, i saw such a thing with my very eye. 'Twas the ghost of Tom Jones, no mistakin', and he got through the entire ships stock of Navy Rum in one sitting... only a being with no soul could do such a thing. So listen me hearties... and listen up good.... we here be the seas of mirth.... and through many a long hour we have harnessed the power of the Harmonium to bring you our tales in all their horrible glory.
Thursday 15th October, at The Vaults, Derby
Free entry, but donations encouraged, aye
Rubber Biscuit would like to invite you to the ' KINGCLAW ' 7" Vinyl Single Launch Party ! The party is due to take place at The Golden Fleece (Mansfield Rd Nottingham) on FRIDAY 20TH NOVEMBER . KINGCLAW will be playing a live set with full light show , special guest BECK STACY will provide support and DJ KING KAHLUA will entertain with his tuntable skills . There is a late license and Admission is free , we look forward to seeing you there . . . . .
Hi guys, Thanks for the feedback. The T-shirt was made by hand by our guitarist Pete who runs an ethical screen printing business called I Dress Myself. It's a one off at the minute but it's been pretty popular so they might do a limited batch of them. They've got lots of other nice T-shirts though. You can check them out on their website. www.idressmyself.co.uk
Take care and hopefully we'll get to catch you guys live soon.
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