Stuart Scotten
Stuart’s main quality is that he is English. He is mostly water. There is not enough air for him to breath on the moon. He is sometimes lonely in the New World. He is supported, in part, by his knees.
Stacey Higgins
Stacey has a cat that she talks to. She is always somewhere, often in a good way. She has a cat. If she was a duck she would not be able to speak English. Cat.
Jaime Fearer
Jaime is a noun, but often acts like a verb. Her cat talks back to her. She does not like to be dropped from great heights. She runs faster than some people do. She is often awake. Cat. Ohio.
Melissa Zakri
Melissa orbits the sun. She does not think "gwinkle" is a word. She does not prefer ping over pong. She is interested in the future but rarely visits there. She exhales just as often as she inhales.
Mark Pagán
Mark finds balance overrated and enjoys the surprise of falling down. Tomorrow is his favorite day of the week. He knows instinctively when you are thinking of him but it is the children that suffer.
Ben Mauk
Ben’s bio TBD. In the meantime, know that we luvs him, and you will, too.
Erika Rose
Erika’s bio TBD. In the meantime, know that we luvs her, and you will, too.
Justin Purvis, Director
Justin stays busy with multiple improv troupes because, just like that movie Crank, if his creativity dips below a specific level, the poison will kick in and he will die. | 
