daniel carroll
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / Stand-Up / Stand-UpTV Shows
um... i was on the seattle channel once (well, a few times actually. they reran that shit!)Albums
i'll be taping some stuff soon. it's gonna rule. look for it!Bio
i was born to run this town.Members
the real me, daniel carrollInfluences
i influence a lot of people... so what?
Latest Blog Entries
- Apr 9, 2006 2:33 PM howdy, jerks!
- Mar 26, 2006 2:31 PM just a reminder
- Mar 18, 2006 2:49 PM hey portland
Music
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Blurbs
About me:
I'm pretty much the funniest son of a bitch you'll ever meet. See how I said pretty much? That's called modesty, asshole. I'm an amazing stand-up comic, and the best part is I don't even care. I'm in this for the free drinks. Laugh if you want, whatever, just buy me a damn beer and show me your tits.here's me telling jokes:
here's a new clip of me at laffhole!
this is a public service announcement that i had to make as part of my settlement:
this is my new york adventure!
Who I'd like to meet:
What? That's dumb! It should say "who'd like to meet me?" probably a lot of people. I heard that clown Cosby's been dropping my name a lot lately.Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: White Center, Seattle
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Drink: Yes
- Occupation: partying
Interests
General
Some interests:
Being funnier than other people... and looking better while I do it... and telling them about how I did it. Letting skanks buy me drinks. Punching jerks. Dusting my vast collection of mirrors. Owning this stupid town. Abusing my body and mind with illicit drugs.Music
Ever heard the album ..Disintegration.. by The Cure? I wrote that. It used to be called ..Cock-Toberfest.. until that puss Robert Smith got his hands on it.Movies
Television
Books
boring.Heroes
me. duh.