Nick
""Like David Tennant playing Malcolm McLaren""

Male
33 years old
Preston,
United Kingdom



Last Login: 7/13/2008
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    Nick's Interests
GeneralPunk Rock, Romantic Literature, Satire, Sarcasm, Women Who Look A Bit Lesbian, Preston North End, and the increasing medicalisation of life events.
MusicNick Cave, The Afghan Whigs/Twilight Singers, Okkervil River, Scott Walker, Morrissey/Smiths, Johnny Cash, The Libertines, The Superkings, Manic Street Preachers, The Who, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, Tom Waits, Tindersticks, Jack, Alabama 3, The Auteurs, Star27, The Replacements, Iggy and the Stooges, Joy Division, Hank Williams Snr., PJ Harvey, Gallon Drunk, Billy Childish, Ben Folds Five, Bruce Springsteen
MoviesIt's A Wonderful Life, Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, High Fidelity, The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner, Punchline, Walk The Line, Brief Encounter, Gross Pointe Blank, Sling Blade
TelevisionMastermind - yeah, that was me in the last series, beaten in the semi-final, damnit. I'll be back in 2008, I think next time my specialism will be the life and work of Peter Cook. Action - best comedy ever, cancelled after one series, fuck the American public. "I get you the purest urine in the world - AMISH urine!" "How'd'you get Amish urine?" "[Shrugs] Traps." Black Books, Father Ted, Doctor Who - incidentally, I was wearing Converse with a suit LONG before Pretty Boy Tennant - and anything featuring Sue Perkins.
BooksCatch 22 by Joseph Heller; The Intellectuals and the Masses by John Carey; 1984 by George Orwell; The Flashman books by George McDonald Fraser; And The Ass Saw The Angel by Nick Cave; The Executioner's Song by Norman Mailer; We Need To Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver; Or I'll Dress You In Mourning by Larry Collins and Domenique LaPierre. Currently Reading: "From Hell", Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell
HeroesNick Cave; Julie Burchill; Greg Dulli; Spike Milligan; El Cordobes; FDR; Clement Atlee; Nye Bevan; Philip Larkin; Nicky Wire; Bryan Ferry; Johnny Cash; Tom Finney; Peter Cook; Will Sheff; Chris Morris; Andrew Flintoff; Mario Andretti; Grant Morrison

     Nick's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Washington, County Durham
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college
Occupation:Scenester and Dude
Income:Less than $30,000

   Nick's Schools
University Of New Orleans
New Orleans,Louisiana
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Generally hanging out
Clubs: The Checkmate Lounge, mainly.
 

1997 to 1998
University of Central Lancashire
Preston, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: English Literature
Clubs: Pluto, Gonzo Soc
 

1993 to 1996
St Robert of Newminster Roman Catholic School
Washington, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
 

1991 to 1993
Usworth School
Washington, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1987 to 1991



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   Nick's Blurbs
About me:
Skinny pseudo-intellectual, tendency to wear innapropriate hats. That's not a metaphor. Genetically Irish Geordie, Lancashire by accident, likes to see self as louche, I drink too much and I write poetry - form an orderly queue, ladies and gays. Cutest baby-blue eyes you ever saw.
Who I'd like to meet:
Fred Dibnah, Elvis Costello, Janeane Garofalo (update - added as friend 2nd October 2006), or failing that, some girl called Nikki who was on Page 3 of the Sun this morning.

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The Housewives





Sep 23 2008 2:10 PM

Come Party with us!

The Mad Ferret
Preston
This Saturday
27th September 2008

We're heading out of London with our new record and a Thirst for Jager...

Our second single 'Cream' is out now!

It's got "more hooks than a butcher's shop window", according to Artrocker, and Neon Buzz say it's "a ramshackle pop riot mixing elements of a million different musical genres into one four minute slice of party perfection."

If vinyl's your bag, order the lovely 7" from Filthy Little Angels now!..

Hit iTunes for juicy mp3s: You can pick up both our singles as a bundle for just £3.
16!


Please buy the record and love it to bits...
Jelly’s Last Jam





Dec 30 2007 7:45 PM

Hope you had a great Christmas! Check out the brand new Jelly's Last Jam myspace profile, and leave us a comment. Hope you have a fantastic 2008, and hope to see you soon. All the best, Jelly's Last Jam xx
ARTY ZYPH





Oct 16 2007 11:05 PM

ART(R)EVOLUTION





Sep 6 2007 11:40 PM

HI! How are you and family? Just started more school. Aaaaaack!

Send your 'evil' poems my way. Odes to Elvis Costello...whatever man. I have a zine to fill you know, and fixing up my new apartment/doing homework doesn't always make for interesting material!

Hope you're all well. You are certainly missed!
Jenny
Adrian





Aug 21 2007 8:17 AM

i've already gotten 1 of these in the mail (LOOK AT THE PIC!!!!) and plan on ordering more while this is still going on. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS ENTER YOUR EMAIL AND SHIPPING INFO.. IT TAKES 45 SECS. DONT MISS.OUT.

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Steve





Jun 4 2007 5:17 PM

Happy Birthday fella.
Emma





Jun 4 2007 10:28 AM

And many mooooooore...
Stevie Guy





Jun 4 2007 10:04 AM

hippy bathday nicholas
Velvick





Jun 4 2007 7:24 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CAD x
Club Soixante Neuf





May 31 2007 11:54 AM

Are you plannin a heist? I will look for the key:

Ruthie





May 20 2007 4:00 PM

The venue tonight plays host to A BIG....FREE....LEAVING DO.

For faithful staff Russ Carlton, Ruth Bamber and Charlotte Bradshaw.

Come down from 9 and have a great night...

and be served your drinks by your favourite barmaid Ruth (me!)

Love to all. xxxx
The Jackpot Golden Boys





May 14 2007 4:06 PM

Hey hope you dont mind this little gig ad.. hope you can make it down :)

Grrrrr Get to this gig
Jelly’s Last Jam





May 14 2007 10:20 AM



This week's the busiest the Preston music scene's ever known! Get yourselves down to our gig on Friday at 53 Degrees, with Bikini Black Special, Y'r Impossible and Chevrons!
It's free entry, the first band's on at 8pm with us on at 10pm. See you there!

Mark Mace Smith





Apr 25 2007 2:30 PM

Come to the Mad Ferret, Preston this sunday for super drum sound with Matthew Tribello, poetry open mic with Thud Dub, live music from Beth Swain, Tightfistedcow. bring your own percussion & chill. nice. M.
<3 Lucy <3





Apr 20 2007 11:19 AM

you know that feeling you get when you come home from a long day of shopping with bags full of new gear and accessories?? now picture that feeling knowing you got it all for free! thats how i feel right now! i'm just hittin you up, as a friend, to let you know i found this exclusive deal to get a FREE $1,000 Macy's Gift Card, yes, FREE! just answer a question or two and BOOM you got a $1k shopping spree lol! i got like 5 cards already, its too easy, check out this one i got...

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Elliot, Yeah?





Mar 28 2007 7:13 PM

having a baby well affected your blogging.
<3 Lucy <3





Mar 28 2007 5:56 PM

You need to change the children bit frm undiecieded to parent!!! Marianne would be ashamed x Aunty lucy!
Michelle





Mar 12 2007 10:52 AM

hey nick,

congratulations! just seen the first pictures, shes beautiful!
love shell xXx
fil





Feb 16 2007 6:57 PM

word up! Apologies for the cut-n-paste comment, but just wanted inquire whether I'll be seeing you at Mad Ferret Saturday night for some Y'r Impossible action? It all kicks off at 8pm and has Buen Chico, GoFASTER>> and Armrug on the bill too!
Club Soixante Neuf





Jan 17 2007 2:36 PM

Bit of compering buddy?
SSSSS. ♥





Jan 16 2007 5:28 AM



Hey, I can see who looks at my profile!
Now you can see everyone who looks at your MySpace page!

Click here to start tracking your profile visitors!





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Mick





Jan 1 2007 7:46 PM

Why do most of your comments consist of massive knockers?






Dec 31 2006 6:21 PM

Last hours of 2006 live it up :)


lingerie party

myspacer

<3 Lucy <3





Dec 28 2006 3:55 PM

hellu nick how are my sister and issabelle oh yh and you lol say hello to mummy duffy and daddy duffy for me
Whitendale





Dec 20 2006 3:28 PM

Don't forget to tell all of your whitendale friends to add whitendale!






Dec 20 2006 3:52 AM

passing through with love for you

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Dec 19 2006 12:08 PM



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Dec 17 2006 1:25 AM

hope your weekend is fun


ttyl


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Dec 16 2006 3:48 AM

passing by to say hi

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the myspacer
MonkeyMan





Dec 15 2006 9:40 PM

Personal Ad Translations
A List of Abbreviations in the "Women Seeking Men" Classifieds:

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Code Word: 20-ish
Really Means: 26

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Code Word: Adventurous
Really Means: Has had more partners than you ever will

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Code Word: Affectionate
Really Means: Possessive, clingy

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Code Word: Artist
Really Means: Unreliable

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Code Word:
Athletic
Really Means: Flat chested

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Code Word:
Average looking
Really Means: Plain or bug ugly

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Code Word:
Beautiful
Really Means: Pathological liar

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Code Word:
Commitment-minded
Really Means: Pick out curtains and scatter-cushions, now!

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Communication important
Really Means: Just try to get a word in edge-ways

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Code Word:
Contagious Smile
Really Means: Bring your penicillin

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Code Word:
Educated
Really Means: Uni dropout

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Code Word:
Emotionally Secure
Really Means: Medicated

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Code Word:
Employed
Really Means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

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Code Word:
Enjoys art and opera
Really Means: Snob

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Code Word:
Enjoys Nature
Really Means: Bring your own lentils

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Code Word:
Exotic Beauty
Really Means: Would frighten a Martian

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Code Word:
Feminist
Really Means: Fat; ball buster

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Code Word:
Financially Secure
Really Means: One paycheque from the street

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Code Word:
Free spirit
Really Means: Substance user

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Code Word:
Friendship first
Really Means: Trying to live down reputation as a slapper

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Code Word:
Fun
Really Means: Annoying

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Code Word:
Gentle
Really Means: Comatose

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Code Word:
Good Listener
Really Means: Borderline Autistic

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Code Word:
Humorous
Really Means: Caustic

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Code Word:
Intuitive
Really Means: Your opinion doesn't count

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Code Word:
In Transition
Really Means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

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