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dylan!

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  • dylan!

  • 34 / Male
  • PORTLAND, OREGON, US
  • Last Login: 12/10/2009

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Interests

  • Music

    Everything I have never heard

  • Heroes

    robert shaw, hound dog taylor, brewer phillips, murray wass, Brother Cecil Shaw, Gary Grimshaw, Bill Dolan, william basinski, Jim Putnam, Jack Cafferty, Jimmy Smith, the cast of friends being roughly cooked over the well-dead and equally violated corpse of comedian rush limbaugh

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Hometown: Leland, MI
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Occupation: Udder Fluffer

Schools

Companies

  • tiny little hammers

    • portland, OR US

Blurbs

About me:

I don't like buses. I am not the type to wear leather. I do not like traveling home because I do not like talking about myself. I forget people's name once. I cannot grow a real beard. I like the spaces in-between melody. I have an oxygen addiction. I have never been in a band named Swine Pipe. I choose my words carefully for mine are fragile and crumble when held to the light. I may want a car soon. I look good in the dark, but see better during the day. I sleep less than I should and wake more often than not. I am done.


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Who I'd like to meet:

I generally avoid people who ask me that question.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 189 comments
  • cassandra

    Sep 19 2008 10:40 PM

    We may be moving back to your neighborhood soon...well closer to your neighborhood anyway.
  • Touche'

    Sep 16 2008 3:18 PM

    Long time noC. Maybe later this winter, if the bus holds together that long..... Me2
  • Shep

    Jun 24 2008 3:58 AM

    Guess who's working with your Mommy for the next couple of weeks....it's ME!! Helping the ladies open Martha's Cafe, so I'll once again put in a good word for you about living out West...I keep telling her it's GOOD for you and that you'll come back to visit enough to make her happy! Gonna be in Portland on July 10th for the Foo Fighters concert if you'll be out and about...
  • Amelia

    Apr 17 2008 5:54 AM

    Bitches in the wings Dilly, bitches in the wings
  • nicki

    Mar 18 2008 1:36 AM

    Happy Green Day!
  • nicki

    Mar 14 2008 9:49 PM

    Hey Crazy Cat!
  • y

    Mar 2 2008 10:03 PM

    yah. i'm guessing you have it saved as well?
  • y

    Mar 2 2008 9:53 PM

    I WANT ONE ok?
  • y

    Mar 2 2008 9:37 PM

    thanks eh. im pretty excited about my new work too. are those posters yours??? like the mirah one? you have to send me a copy if so. pat yerself on the back buddy.
  • amanda

    Feb 14 2008 3:08 AM

    ah duh, I would like to be back, but there aint no jobbies. The only companies consistently hiring for what I am going to school for are nike and puma. The others are in salem and who the f wants to live there. Miss the hell out of the town and all of you guys!!
  • amanda

    Feb 13 2008 5:39 AM

    wow you opened up your page to 4 more friends. What a change!

    How is the best city in the united states treating you!!

    Hope yer not gey, amanda
  • Touche'

    Jan 30 2008 11:09 PM

    AAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA......
  • cassandra

    Jan 21 2008 10:31 PM

    Fancy Pants Cock-Tail Party
    Come Dressed to Kill
    and Honor the January Birthday Bunch.
    January 26th, 7:30ish.....
    Cassandra & Andrew's new crib.
    Bring liquor, a mixer, or finger food!
    Send me a message you need the address.
  • Amy

    Jan 21 2008 8:38 PM

    how the hell are ya???
    Its good to see you in cyberspace.
    I love the Wire, especially since I live in Bmore now. I feel a need to watch it so I have more empathy for my students, sometimes it works.
  • amanda

    Jan 21 2008 6:17 PM

    what up suckass. we miss all you gays. i am already looking for jobs in portland. I have one year of school but am taking 14 grad credits and working two jobs. I will try to get the f out of here this summer and take the rest of the credits from far. I really want to work for blizzard but that means southern california, pew. I hope to make it out this summer for a visit. When will you be comin to visit us? Hope yer havin fun
    ac
  • Amelia

    Jan 17 2008 10:03 AM

    reasonswhyyoulovememore/slut/yeahyou/.com
  • nicki

    Dec 31 2007 10:06 PM

    Happy Holidays Dylanalicious!
  • Beau

    Dec 13 2007 3:36 PM

    Long time my brother.... Just wanted to say Happy Holiday's. Peace, Love and Smiles
  • Cosmic Lazer Kitty

    Nov 10 2007 9:29 PM

    With all these trips to the airport I can't help but think of The Royal Tenenbaums:

    "He arranged for his usual escort to pick him up by way of the Greenline Bus and as usual, she was late." :)
  • Nancy

    Nov 5 2007 3:00 PM

    There. I changed my picture. This is my better side anyway....

    Thanks for being my personal paparazzi.
  • JohnnyFoxJohn Foxwell

    Oct 30 2007 6:05 AM

    You're page does weird things to me.
  • Becca

    Oct 27 2007 11:32 PM

    hm, perhaps it is time to get rid of the screech/hellohellohello/boink.
    who's dokken?
  • jahwahJason Waugh

    Oct 17 2007 5:24 PM

    Thanks Dylan, good to see you my friend. Confusus say, "always be leary of bridge people selling colorful balloons."...;)
  • Amelia

    Oct 9 2007 1:06 AM

    !Yeah, yellow kitchens!
  • amanda

    Oct 7 2007 7:47 AM

    is this musick really your thang, it sounds like club music from south america