Secret Pants
Stream
No recent updates in this category.
Why not...
Comments
Interests
General
Secret Pants is a collective, and the essence of Secret Pants is a larger concept (also designated as Secret Pants) that can not and will not quantify its interests in any way, shape or form. Larger concepts do not listen to bands, or watch movies, or read books. Larger concepts do not understand the idea of heroism. They are beyond your realm of understanding, like the movie Tron. The members of the collective Secret Pants do, however, have interests that extend to all of the aforementioned categories. Allow me to summarize those interests here.Music
Movies
Books
Books are great... for kids! We're fucking adults! We don't read! This ain't no middle school, motha' fucka'! We ain't in no English class! Keep your Boxcar Children and your Island of The Blue Dolphins where I can see em'. Reck-a-nize.Heroes
I think we can all agree, generally, on David Sedaris and Bill Murray.
Latest Blog Entries
- Apr 27, 2009 5:12 PM Terrordome 3! OMG!
- Nov 21, 2008 1:08 AM TERRORDOME touches down tomorrow night!!
- Nov 7, 2008 5:41 AM Things just got a bit more TERRORDOMEier up in here...
- Jul 31, 2008 11:18 AM Holy best week ever, Batman!
- Jun 17, 2008 5:48 PM Secret Pants Wins Dirtiest Sketch In Philadelphia! Film at 11... or at the very least this blog
Music
Blurbs
About me:
..Who I'd like to meet:
Other open-minded, forward thinking individuals who think that misogyny and suicide are hilarious.And possibly some bukkake girls. ....
Details
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Occupation: Unbridled funny.
- Income: Less than $30,000
Schools
-
Delaware County Community College
- Media,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: None
- Major: staying in school to have health insurance, not work and/or avoid student loan payments
- Clubs: Accolades: Self appointed title of "Most Likely To Lay Self"
2002 to 2002 -
Temple University
- Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 2005
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Communications/Broadcasting Telecommunications and Mass Media
- Minor: English/Communications/Theory of Mass Media
- Clubs: Accolades: Actually Getting Laid
2001 to 2005 -
Drexel University
- Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 2004
- Major: Human Resources/Digital Media
- Clubs: Accolades: Voted Most Likely To "Get Laid In A Regretful Manner".
- Greek: Pi Lambda Phi
1999 to 2004 -
West Chester University Of Pennsylvania
- West Chester,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Communications Studies
- Minor: Comparative Literature/Film Criticism
- Clubs: Hillel took their complimentary bagel back from Brian after finding out that he, in fact, was not a Jew.
1998 to 2002 -
Palmyra Area Shs
- Palmyra,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 2001
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Aggressive Spectating Club, Drumline of Death Captain, major uber-dork with a minor in radicality.
1997 to 2001 -
Neshaminy Hs
- Langhorne,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1996 to 1999 -
Moorestown High
- Moorestown,New Jersey
- Graduated: 2000
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Brooke was more of a sports person in high school, who did Lacrosse, Volleyball, Track (Sprint Medley), and Field Hockey.
1996 to 2000 -
Catasauqua Shs
- Catasauqua, PA
- Graduated: 1999
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
1995 to 1999 -
Springfield Hs
- Springfield,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 2001
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: Accolades: Voted Most Likely To "Not Get Laid" Organizations: Campaigns of Disinformation & Student Council.
1995 to 2001 -
Kennett Hs
- Kennett Square,Pennsylvania
- Graduated: 1998
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: A.A. (Awesome Anonymous)
1994 to 1998
Glideslope Music 4 years ago
Chang Chang 4 years ago
Patrick Kelly 4 years ago
The Impending Moustache 4 years ago
Karen 4 years ago
The Sixth Borough 4 years ago
Patrick Kelly 4 years ago
Dr. Blogstein 4 years ago
Chip Chantry 4 years ago
CHRIS BRUNI 4 years ago
10 of 322MoreOMFG- just saw Dead Hooker Theater- i almost barfed up a lung from laughing so hard. how those girls kept a straight face is beyond me! well done :)
Secret Pants!
come out to our safari party!
hey you'se. i really liked that Pagano, Pagano .. sketch. that was funny as a bastard. but as an asshole, i was offended. i know you said "nothing personal", but i couldn't suppress my emotions.
We'll see you soon! but in the mean time... if you are NYC soon:
You are invited!
September 26-October 17
Every Friday at 7PM
The PIT
154 w. 29th btw. 6th & 7th
$8
Hey guys how about coming to NJ once in awhile. I live in Ocean City and nothing funny EVER happens here. This time I'll provide the free shot of whiskey. Promise!
thanks for coming to our Fringe jawn. we would have saved some coke for you but we did it all before the show. SORRY.
you guys are fucking geniuses. bush or batman. brilliant. you are gonna be so fucking famous. or maybe that cantankerous dude will get his own show. either way, the video is a winner. i just can't figure out why i didn't think of it. what am I, some kind of asshole. oh yeah, and larry mendte is a criminal. why couldn't he just masturbate to alycia lane acne scars like the rest of us?
Batman or Bush is GENIUS
Secret Slacks:
Excellent job last night. I have never laughed so hard at a little boy dying of cancer. Well, almost never.
Thanks again.
Shhh.
Would love to see you there!
