Sports, Beer, Softball, Wheel of Shots, Juvenile Humor
Music
Well of course the team's favorite band is Fear of Water. Others include: 311, Zebrahead, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Sevendust, New Found Glory, Punchline, Bowling for Soup, Deftones, Loverboy, Johnny Cash, Blink 182, Kelly Clarkson, Rise Against, Weezer, Relient K, Jackyl, Damone, Alien Ant Farm, The Vince Guaraldi Trio, Tenacious D, Linkin Park, INXS, Metallica, Prodigy, Spineshank, Alkaline Trio, Zolof the Rock&Roll Destroyer, Yellowcard, Motion City Soundtrack, Houston Calls, Boston, Jurassic 5, Catch 22, Rage Against the Machine, Journey, Coheed&Cambria, Ice Cube, Those Darn Accordions, and many, many more.
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Shitty quality, but good song
About me: We are a fun loving and mildly talented softball team. We are far better at the post-game activities at this point, but the in game play is getting better everyday. If nothing else, we aim to be mildly amusing.
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Word of advice: Say, hypothetically now, that you're staying in an unfamiliar place, like maybe a hotel in Santa Monica for instance, make sure you check the speed of the drain before you pee while taking a shower hungover, or else you could spend a great deal of time standing in a tepid pool of your own urine. These are the life lessons that kept me out of the really good schools.
Yeah I was kinda bummed when I got your voicemail, but next time fo sho! Its baseball season, so I am sure it won't be too long until I am back. Its been too long my friend, too long...
FUCK YEAH! I'm about 2 deep right now, pheNOMenal! (pardon my Rome-ism) It's good shit. We also just released 2 new Bartles & Jaymes flavors, Sangria and Mojito. Might bring some of that up, too. I don't think I should have to pay for a ticket with all this booze... Heh heh. How STOKED am I for the tailgate?!
That is a good one. No need to bust out now though. I'm escaping survivor island tonight and going underground. Nobody will recognize me with my burly woodsman beard.
How fucking hysterical was that?! Although, tell me that joke two or three years ago, I may have reacted differently, but seeing as how he kinda fucked my dad over, screw him in the ear.
I am SO gonna win the pool this year, so you'll have to pay me this year, as opposed to me having to pay you in the months afterwards drink after drink after car-bomb, after jaeger, after Jameson, after Durango(not the car, the tequila-flavored beverage), after Patron... By the way, Happy St. Hackett's Day!
So I wake up the other Saturday from my normal mundane life and see Mike from the Coachhouse teaching the staff of TMJ 4 news television how to make chicken wings. He really sucked ass and seemed to be slurring his speech, but said the barbacue wings at the Coachhouse were his favorite. Of course the real shocking part of it was his slurred, slow speech and his totally hungover appearance...lol. Huh people that work at the Coachhouse get drunk...weird. Anyway it made me at least think of warmer weather and softball which is always a positive.
