BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, I'M REQUIRED BY LAW TO TELL YOU THREE (3) THINGS:
1) What you are reading is a journal (blog) containing explicit words and graphic descriptions of (just about) anything that I care to talk about. If you don't want to listen then I'd suggest putting this down while nobody's looking......If you continue to read this and end up in a rubber room, it's your fault!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!
2) The people, places, and events depicted, described, or possibly even referred to in this journal are not necessarily required to be real. I have doubts about myself sometimes, so I can imagine how they feel!!! God is a cartoonist after all ....
3) Most of this is basically what I unconsciously refer to as "stray thoughts from a warped mind." You can call it whatever you want to. They say time is relative.....I guess that's why a day at Grandma's house seems to last forever....
Oh, and one more thing.... Sometimes even the best ones happen by mistake. Everybody's entitled to dumb luck sometimes. So......
IF YOU FIND LIFE PISSING DOWN YOUR LEG...SHAKE IT OFF, BROTHER, SHAKE IT OFF!!!!
