You shouldn't want to know too much about the Dark Lord...
However, if you must know more, I love to make new friends! I tell dirty jokes, have lots of sex (even though it's never enough), and spend a good portion of my time raising my spawn and torturing/rewarding my minions.
I have recently started a new job at a local technology company,at which I intend to make absolutely the most fiery impression possible.
I am currently working on my first stand-up comedy show... I can't wait to "die" for the first time!
For those who seek ENLIGHTENMENT, I have found the following words from "The Way of Practical Attainment" which resides in the Teachings of Buddha to be very useful:
One should get clearly in mind the basic and essential nature of this world of life and death. The world has no substance of its own. It is simply a vast concordance of causes and conditions that have had their origin, solely and exclusively, in the activities of the mind that has been stimulated by ignorance, false imagination, desires, and infatuation. It is not something external about which the mind has false conceptions; it has no substance whatsoever. It has come into appearance by the process of the mind itself, manifesting its own delusions. It is founded and built up out of the desires of the mind, out of its sufferings and struggles incidental to the pain caused by its won greed, anger, and foolishness. Men who seek the way to Enlightenment should be ready to fight such a mind to attain their goal.
For those who seek POWER, the following words taken from the Art of War are my personal favorite, and illustrate my observation of the Chinese's method of world domination:
He who excels at resolving difficulties does so before they arise. He who excels in conquering enemies triumphs before threats materialize. For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
ALSO:
Those skilled in war bring the enemy to the field of battle and are not brought there by him.
Music
Anything that comes from my worshipers...
I'll get you Tenacious D!
Personal favorites (in no particular order!):
Ween,
Beck,
Lily Allen,
John Williams,
Danny Elfman,
The Kooks,
Monster Magnet,
Pink Floyd,
Wynton Marsalis,
Mozart,
DethKlok,
Clutch,
Tool,
Lenny Kravitz,
Queens of the Stone Age,
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds,
Richard Cheese,
"Weird" Al Yankovic,
Outkast
and way too many more to name...
Is my affection clear enough?
Movies
I have a wide taste in movies, and have seen more than I could possibly remember. The list below constitutes my favorites that I currently have in mind (subject to change):
Evil Dead,
Evil Dead 2,
Army of Darkness,
In Bruges,
In the Mouth of Madness,
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny,
The Dark Knight,
Superbad,
All of the Star Wars movies,
Grandma's Boy,
Tron,
The Secret of NIMH,
The Dark Crystal,
The Last Unicorn,
The Postman,
Casino,
Goodfellas,
Run Ronnie Run,
The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie,
The Godfather,
The Godfather 2,
Boogie Nights,
Studio 54,
Immortal Beloved,
Scarface
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,
The Colbert Report,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Space Ghost Coast to Coast,
Mr. Show with Bob and David,
Weeds,
Mythbusters,
Battlestar Galactica,
The Simpsons,
Family Guy,
King of the Hill,
The Onion News Network,
Deadwood,
Firefly,
Books
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (and all the sequels),
The Stand,
The Dark Tower series,
The Dragon's Gate series,
The Art of War,
The Teaching of Buddha,
A Brief History of Time,
The Devil's Dictionary,
The Prophet,
Ender's Game,
Starship Troopers,
Time Enough for Love
Heroes
My greatest heroes are those that tell jokes for a living:
Bill Hicks,
George Carlin,
Richard Pryor,
Eddie Murphy,
David Cross,
Chris Rock,
Carol Burnett,
Doug Stanhope,
Mike Birbiglia,
Greg Proops,
Bill Cosby,
Jerry Seinfeld,
Greg Giraldo,
Lewis Black,
Frank Caliendo,
Maria Bamford,
Jim Breuer,
Carlos Mencia,
Dave Chappelle,
Joe Rogan
About me: I've come here to rule this infernal imaginary realm of "Myspace" with a nurturing and hedonistic hand. All those who would prefer material wealth and power over spiritual enlightenment will find a friendly and kindred spirit. Simply allow me to use your soul as I see fit after your mortal body perishes, and your life here will be filled with whatever pleasures you seek... all human talents and knowledge will be at your disposal, all your thoughts may become reality, and you will be granted your greatest desire.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Attractive ladies for inhuman fun, and all those who wish to worship at the Altar of the Dark Lord.
I'm looking forward to meeting Sir Michael Philip "Mick" Jagger... amazingly enough he didn't sell his soul to me in exchange for being a fugly superstar. I'll make sure he gets proper accommodations and accoutrements.
Also, I have a strong desire to meet and "greet" Lily Allen... she is hotter than demon's diarrhea! Oh, Lily, you have soooo many friends... why won't you be mine?
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY SPACE! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI
-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE -IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY -IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY -IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY -IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI -AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOUR'RE FINE""
