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Matthew Schuler's Interests
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comedy, the ocean, winter, traveling, sushi, boston, new york, national public radio, coffee, chai, newspapers, driving, new england in the fall, politics, blue states, trains, not reading your shitty poetry, red sox, intelligent people, playing music, mix cds, rhode island, dominoes, the onion, dogs, baseball, making somebody laugh or at least smile, sleeping at rest stops for an hour in the winter and not remembering what state you're in when you wake up, staring at maps, globes, shower heads that don't aim at the middle of my chest, flying, walking in the rain to buy flowers, walking around with my ipod so i can be apart from society, leaving my ipod at home so i can be a part of society, wandering in any means... around town or all over the map, fishing, world cup soccer, hippies (just kidding), my job (not kidding)
Music
Movies
Burton, Lynch, Jarmusch, Bad Comedies, etc.
I need more of these in my life.
Television
anthony bourdain: no reservations, six feet under, curb your enthusiasm, mr. show, stella, the office(bbc version), home movies, the daily show, the colbert report, freak show, ifc, history channel, weather channel, discovery channel, travel channel, baseball, the venture brothers
Books
"...Born into this
- Into hospitals which are so expensive that it’s cheaper to die
- Into lawyers who charge so much it’s cheaper to plead guilty
- Into a country where the jails are full and the madhouses closed
-Into a place where the masses elevate fools into rich heroes..."
Late New Years Eve paper hat on your head
It was hard to believe that you'd ever be dead
And that dream that you're falling you've had since you're five
Is a bird on your shoulder that whispers goodbye
What is moving will be still
What has gathered will disperse
What has been built up will collapse
All of your dreams are fulfilled
Evil Knievel shot up from dead grass
And I loved him better each time that he crashed
And Liza Minnelli spent a month in her bed
She was certain that Skylab would fall on her head
What is moving will be still
What has gathered will disperse
What's been built up will collapse
All of your dreams are fulfilled
Last night I dreamed that I dug my own grave
And I climbed down inside there to patiently wait
And down in the ground while I breathed the cold air
The blackbirds came down there to nest in my hair
What's moving will be still
What has gathered will disperse
What has been built up will collapse
All of your dreams
All of your dreams are fulfilled
Who I'd like to meet: I've met too many of you already. Fuck you.
General Sherman
how is your new old life?
