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Music
Merle Haggard, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings and "Hero" by the beautiful Mariah Carey. Walter played that record at Evelyn's funeral.
We miss you Evelyn
Movies
The Duke and all the great Westerns of my day. I tell you...I'd rather take a shoe to the groin than watch what Hollywood's been shoveling out for the last thirty years.
Television
The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Turner Classic Movies and American Movie Classics.
Books
The Holy Bible (King James Version)
Heroes
My wife Margie. I love you sweetheart. Here's to 54 wonderful years.
Friend's let me start by saying that (SAS) Seniors Against Sasquatch is an organization that was started, in it's infancy, as a grass-roots campaign to end the global threat of the sasquatch. As president and co-founder of SAS I am obligated to continue that goal. But, we need your help. Now, I know what you're thinking...this old fart is trying to weasel you out of your hard-earned money. Well, that's just not the case. Margie and I have, through years of hard work and achievement, been able to accumulate a modest size nest egg. The last few months we've been pouring in our own dollars along with the money from fund-raising spaghetti dinners and church bizarres. But we still need your help. SAS is an organization growing by leaps and bounds. We would deeply appreciate any contributions, so we have put together something very special. There are a number of SAS items available from T-shirts to mugs. So, by all means browse through the assortment below and make your purchase before they run out. I guarantee you will be pleased with the quality, as you will the prices. Please allow 6 to 8 months for shipping. We thank you for your support!
Baseball Caps (available colors Black and White) $400
100% Cotton Tees (available colors black, white and grey) Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL $800
Plastic Water Bottle $150
Ceramic Coffee Mug $250
SAS Bed Pan (colors white and sandstone brown) $950
The Ultimate Walker (comes with GPS system and sasquatch alert button) $2,399.95
Your support for SAS: Priceless
Who I'd like to meet: Let me tell you something captain...and you can take this to the bank. I'd give my last skin chandelier to meet this sasquatch.
Just stopping by to wish you a great week & 4 the next few days my page will be small & you can load it "quicker" So stop by & sign my guest book!!! Have a great week !!! Izzy
HI. It was so nice to hear back from you. Oh, and my first name is actually Tuesday and Ruby is only my birthstone! So you should be in the clear. So how did you come up with the idea for SAS? It is just sooo funny! I really wanted to buy some shirts but not for $800! :) Have a great week! THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND! :) Tuesday
Thank you so much for the add. I stumbled across your site quite by accident. I must say, you are quite clever and I have already had quite a few laughs~Look forward to knowing you better.~ :) Tuesday
Thank you for the add. I am also very concerned about the possible infestation of sasquatch, especially in the more populated areas. I've seen them myself first hand.
True story: A friend of mine was looking for a unique christmas gift for his son. He happened to wander in a very unusual store where he was able to purchase a sasquatch in a little box. He was warned to keep it away from sunlight and water, and to never, ever feed it after midnight.
Well you've probably guessed what happened. Yes, the rules were broken, and hilarity and gruesome murder ensued.
Some people accuse me of having a confused memory, but I remember it like it was yesterday.
I remember foiling the sasquatch with the help of a clever and beautiful girl who hated Christmas. Then I fell asleep, and when I woke up I was having coffee with my friends George, Elaine & Kramer
Where was I? Where am I? Oh right.. Well keep up your good work with the squash. It has a lot of vitamin A, and it is very good for you. The buttermilk is my favorite.. well, I have to go now.
I suppose I should be frightened of Bigfoot. Me being a meek, little llama and all. I don't understand... Harry was such a nice bigfoot from the movie Harry and the Hendersons... so loveable and furry... a bit smelly perhaps. Oh well... I suppose I could support you guys.
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