How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D's Interests
General
Woke up. Rain. Took swig and smoked cigar. Still raining. Mental note: shoot God when I see him, for amount of rain. Drank more scotch. Mental note: buy god drink for inventing same. Still raining. Smoked more, drank more. Still raining. Fuck god. That bitch is mine.
Punched all the windows out, one after the other. Polished guns until dawn.
Music
zz top, hank III, willie nelson, neko case, merle haggard, alejandro escovedo, ray charles, the handsome family,muddy waters, kristen hersch, the pixies, gogol bordello, gillian welch, rolling stones, drezden dolls, prince, eazy e, nwa, too short, split lip rayfield, paul simon, nirvana (yep i'll admit it, the smiths too) marvin gaye, dolly parton (i bet she could kick tammy wynette's ass but she wouldnt because dolly is really nice) billy joel, elton john buh buh buh bennie!, waylon jennings, the rev, the bangles, the runaways, gun's n roses, cyndi lauper, etta james, blah blah blah etcetera.
Movies
American Psycho, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Where the Buffalo Roam, The Usual Suspects, Four Rooms, The Great Muppet Caper, The Lover, The Jerk, Billy Madison
Television
Yo Mtv Raps
Books
Junkie, The Rum Diary, Where the Wild Things Are, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Anything by Margaret Attwood.
How do You Solve a Problem Like Outlaw Molly D's Blurbs
About me: An Ode To Molly by Johnny Heartbreaker of the Shwilltards"I like Molly
she is cool
when dudes see her
they often drool
shes got the shake
the shimy and the rock
but dont piss her off
or she'll punch you in the...
face."
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If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone
don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown.
Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back home.
They all call her her "puta" 'cause no one really knows her name.
She works the cantina, dancin' and a-lovin's her trade.
Her mama was Mez'can and her daddy was the ace of spades.
Oh, let's drive that old Chrysler down to Mexico, boy.
Said, keep your hands on the wheel there.
Oh, it sure is fine, ain't it?
Now, ya got it! Hand me another one of them brews from back there.
Oh, this is gonna be so good.
Mm, she's hot as a pepper but smooth as a Mexican brew.
So head for the border and put in an order or two.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.
Oh, one more time,
can you roll me another Bull Durham, please?
Can't you do it with one hand, boy?
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This man, every day, for lunch, for sex, for drinks for shower sex, for reach arounds, for lovey love love....
You missed nothing last night, I didn't even get to lace up skates! So the next open house is 8-10 pm on August 20 (Thurs) at the Skate Deck. I'll go to that one and get prescreened. The one after that is on Aug 27, same time plus at 8:30 there is a Skate 101 with Cory. I'm gonna do that. Uhhh, if I even pass the prescreen!!!
In the meantime, go to JCRG web page and you can sign up for booty camp online there. You should do that, cause I hear there is only 20 spots. It's $100 but that's not due until September.
A heads up, it's Wednesday nights from 9-11. But there are other practices with teams and the league that at one point, I think the last 4 league practices, are mandatory in addition to the Wednesday night booty camp. So you could potentially hit up 4 practices a week, a minimum of one the first few weeks, a minimum of 2 the last few weeks.
Which is a LOT, but it's only two months. And they are all late, 9-11 with I think one team practicing on a Sunday evening from 7-9.
