myspace music

The Penguins of Doom
Experimental / Alternative / Comedy

It's a book!!!



CONWELL, Massachusetts
United States

Profile Views:  7723




Last Login:  7/22/2007
View My: Pics | Videos | Playlists

   Contacting The Penguins of Doom

 MySpace URL: 

   The Penguins of Doom: General Info
Member Since5/1/2006
Band Websitehttp://septinanash.com
Band Members

We are the Penguins of Doom!

Spots...tempermental, moody, loves buttercrunch almond ice cream.

Stripes...frequently lovestruck, a dreamer, video game expert.

Solids...the wild one, likes his music like he likes his coffee--hot and sweet!

Type of LabelMajor


Get Flash now!

In order to listen or view this content you will have to upgrade your version of Flash.


The Penguins of Doom's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Dear Davy Jones  (view more)

Penguins Help Save the World  (view more)

Harry Potter and the Penguins of Doom  (view more)

Save the Penguins!  (view more)

Music Video Contest  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   About The Penguins of Doom

THE PENGUINS OF DOOM

The Book

Septina Nash is a 7th grade seventh child with purple hair and a knack for popping up in music videos. After her triplet-sister mysteriously disappears, Septina finds herself stalked by penguins, pursued by a mad scientist, and on the fast track to an Olympic medal in freestyle skateboarding. Along with her more reality-minded triplet-brother, Quinn, Septina hurdles from one adventure to the next: surviving for ten minutes in the worlds most dangerous truck stop, launching a polar expedition, and collecting an enormous amount of empty yogurt containers.

Is it any wonder why she can't complete her math homework on time?

The Penguins Say...

Awk-awk Spots, Stripes, awk Solids (awk-awk) awk-awk-awk THE PENGUINS OF DOOM awk, awk, awk-awk-awk 10/31/07--awk, awk, awawk-awk, awk-awk, awk.*

*(Translation: Look for Spots, Stripes, and Solids (not pictured) in THE PENGUINS OF DOOM at your bookstore on 10/31/07--Yeah, it's kind of a long time away but the printing presses in Antarctica are only unfrozen for three weeks during the summer.)

Pre-Orders

The Penguins of Doom is now available for pre-order from Amazon.com. In the spirit of making your pre-order experience as effective as possible, I'm offering a Penguins of Doom pre-order kit that includes:

  1. Penguins of Doom cards with all the information a bookseller would need to place a pre-order for you;
  2. An autographed bookplate that can instantly transform an ordinary copy of The Penguins of Doom into an autographed copy;
  3. A letter from main-character Septina Nash, thanking you for your purchase; and
  4. A chance to win an original Penguins of Doom manuscript page, suitable for framing.

Within the US, just send an envelope addressed to yourself with 41 cents of postage to:

THE PENGUINS OF DOOM
P.O. Box 541401
Waltham, MA 02454-1401

If you want the bookplate signed to a specific person, please spell out the name in your most legible print. The penguins thank you for your support!

The Cover

They say you can't judge a book by its cover, but that's because you're not a judge on the U.S. Supreme Court. Those folks can judge anything they want--book covers, pie-eating contests, and sometimes even laws.

Right at this moment, as you're reading these words, the nine U.S. Supreme Court judges are sitting around their courthouse, rubbing pie-stains from their black robes, reading this blog, and scowling at the cover below. They're trying to figure out whether The Penguins of Doom is a goofy-but-harmless storybook or an alien plot for warping your mind.

From the title, they probably think this book is only about penguins and doom. Too bad they haven't read inside, or they'd also know about the mad scientists, robot doubles, rock stars, skateboards, shrink rays, empty yogurt containers, mysteriously-missing triplets, and other stuff that wouldn't fit in the title.

The judges, seeing that this book's cover looks a bit like a school notebook, must also think that a lot of math homework gets done during the story. Boy are they ever wrong! I didn't get any math homework done while writing this book, and I'm pretty sure you won't get any done while reading it. But don't worry--you'll learn how to write awesome excuse letters and always stay out of trouble, just like me!

Finally, the nine judges of the U.S. Supreme Court will be impressed by the serious and respectable name listed as the book's author: GREG R. FISHBONE. It's a name that screams out, "POWER! CHARM! HANDSOME GOOD LOOKS!" But really, I have no idea who that guy is or how he got his name printed on the cover of my book. Quinn says the publisher must have thought him up as a way to sell more copies.

The letters in this book were all written by me, Septina Nash, at my desk in homeroom, on the school bus before class, or quickly scribbled in a burger joint in Argentina. One was even written in the second-floor girls' bathroom at O.W. Holmes Middle School, third stall from the right. I won't tell you which letter, but you'll totally be able to guess!

After reviewing this cover, I'm sure the judges will say: "We, the judges of the U.S. Supreme Court, nine of the greatest pie-eating champions of all time, find that The Penguins of Doom is a goofy-but-harmless storybook."

Suckers!

Leave a Comment




   The Penguins of Doom's Friend Space (Top 8)
The Penguins of Doom has 977 friends.
 Adopt-a-Penguin 


 Darth Penguin 


 The SpiderPenguin 


 Official Penguin Nation NEW GENERATION 


 The Genius 


 Author Greg 


 Tom 


 Paulo[HellaChanges] 





The Penguins of Doom's Friends Comments
Displaying 25 of 123 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
RockedOrNot!

RockedOrNot!



Jul 4 2008 3:05 PM

Thanks for being a friend! We'd love to have your music featured on RockedOrNot. com. You up for some exposure?

xoxoxo
RockedOrNot. com
The Antediluvian Penguin of Time

The Antediluvian Penguin of Time



May 29 2008 6:22 PM

Hey The Penguins of Doom, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




-------------------------------
This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps.

click here.


the frozen penguin™

the frozen penguin™



Jan 16 2008 9:36 PM

The Rave Penguin

The Rave Penguin



Nov 26 2007 5:54 PM

Sarah Beth Durst

Sarah Beth Durst



Jul 4 2007 1:30 AM

Happy 4th of July, Septina! It's almost your book birthday!!!

Best wishes,
Sarah
Cynthia Leitich Smith

Cynthia Leitich Smith



Mar 2 2007 8:27 PM

Thanks for the add! Most appreciated.
The Psycho Pink Eye Investigator Penguin

The Psycho Pink Eye Investigator Penguin



Feb 22 2007 3:50 AM

myspace codes
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Sarah Beth Durst

Sarah Beth Durst



Feb 13 2007 11:33 PM

Happy Valentine's Day, Septina and Greg!

- Sarah
Sarah Beth Durst

Sarah Beth Durst



Jan 19 2007 5:36 AM

Thanks for the add, Septina! Can't wait to read about you and the penguins.

Say hi to Greg for me.

- Sarah
The Omega Penguin Of Doom™

The Omega Penguin Of Doom™



Dec 29 2006 7:30 AM

BabyDoll

BabyDoll



Dec 20 2006 8:11 PM

Author Greg

Greg Fishbone



Oct 31 2006 3:26 PM

The Penguins of Doom wish you a happy Halloween and a bit of herring from every house on the block!

Penguin o' Lantern
Angie Marie

Angie Marie



Oct 28 2006 5:28 AM

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Keith the Peagoose

Keith the Peagoose



Sep 25 2006 7:56 PM

Hey Penguins. Great to see birds in the world of literature. All the best!

Keith
DJ Penguin

Lori Evans



Sep 6 2006 9:44 PM

Thanks for the add... Penguins kick ass!!!
BabyDoll

BabyDoll



Aug 16 2006 7:28 PM

Just wanted to leave you some love!!

<3<3<3
The Genius

The Genius



Aug 14 2006 6:08 PM

myspace layouts,  myspace codes,  glitter graphics for being a MySpace friend. www.teensreadtoo.com
The Asian Penguin

The Asian Penguin



Jul 31 2006 10:38 PM

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
The Pisces Penguin!

The Pisces Penguin!



Jul 6 2006 8:25 PM

HEY!! THANX FOR BEING MY FRIENDS!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT ONE, TAKE CARE!! XO
=)
Ryan W.

Ryan Ward



Jul 5 2006 8:18 PM

so am i the best penguin in ur group or not! achooo! woo excuse me! ooh i just farted and it stinks and i just birped! u no 1 tim i farted and sneezed at the same time! so did u hav a good time last night did u shoot fireworks or anything lik that! did u fart alot last night! well i hav 2 go eat some jello bye!
Ryan W.

Ryan Ward



Jul 5 2006 8:15 PM

unless we have lik a big penguin chat and invite ppl 2 it or something like that!
Ryan W.

Ryan Ward



Jul 5 2006 8:13 PM

well do u no what kind its going 2 b and how r we going 2 do it over the internet!
Ryan W.

Ryan Ward



Jul 5 2006 7:37 PM

out of all ur friends who is the best! am i i hope i am! it would really put me in depression if im not! because i would just really like 2 no that im some1s favorite penguin!
Ryan W.

Ryan Ward



Jul 5 2006 7:36 PM

So is there any new events or anything lik that coming up!
Ryan W.

Ryan Ward



Jul 5 2006 7:34 PM

thanks 4 wanting me 2 b a part of this group! U guys r awesome and so is jello!
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.