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Serena Hein
Stand-Up / Women / Rated R
"Saving Mankind one Lapdance at a time!"

Female
28 years old
Kansas City, KANSAS
United States



Last Login: 11/14/2008
Mood: ninja Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/serenahein  

   Serena Hein's Comedian Bio
InfluencesCartoons, Bill Hicks, Mr. Bean, Noam Chomsky, Victoria Claflin Woodhull, Janis Joplin, Thomas Jefferson, my grandma and all the female leaders they have tried to erase from the history books.





    Serena Hein's Interests
GeneralSaving the world pretty much takes up most of my time, but other then that I like video games, paintball, starting websites (emphasis on starting), arguing with people that arent there (and kicking their ass), surfing the internet endlessly and sitting around.
MusicNPR, Tool, Devendra Banhart, Iron and Wine, Modest Mouse, K-os, Muddy Waters, Simon and Garfunkel, Grateful Dead, White Stripes, CCR, Nirvana, Kayne West, Gram Rabbit, Violent Femmes, Aretha Franklin and Janis Joplin.
Movies
TelevisionWest Wing, Simpsons, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Weeds, and SmallVille.
Books I like reading porn and comic books. Specifically anything by Anne Rice, James Kochalka and Jim Mahfood. Buddy Bradley stories from hate, PVP, Sandman (or anything by Gaimen), Preacher, 3 Geeks, computer programming/web design books, video game manuals, Lenore the cute little dead girl and Johnny the homicidal maniac.
Groups: Strippers UniteFeministsWomen who RULE THE WORLDComedians CornerPlanetsideComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestThe UTOPIAN Dream

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     Serena Hein's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Kansas City
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Sexy Begger

   Serena Hein's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian

Dance - Performance - Exotic Dancing
Fuck yea!

   Serena Hein's Companies
The Women's Liberation Foundation
Kansas City, Kansas US
Founder/Director

September 13, 2006 - Present


Serena Hein's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 52401 Plays Today: 2
Girl laying in hammock gets crabs
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More Sub-Standard Comedy
More Sub-Standard Comedy rating
Sub-Standard Comedy A
Sub-Standard Comedy A rating
The Stripper's Guide to Politics
The Stripper's Guide to Politics rating
The Christian's Guide to Eternal Life, Part 3
The Christian's Guide to Eternal Life, Part 3 rating
The Christian's Guide to Eternal Life, Part Two
The Christian's Guide to Eternal Life, Part Two rating
The Christian's Guide to Eternal Life, Part one
The Christian's Guide to Eternal Life, Part one rating
The Christian's Guide to Stripping, Lesson 2
The Christian's Guide to Stripping, Lesson 2 rating
The Christian's Guide to Stripping, Lesson one
The Christian's Guide to Stripping, Lesson one rating
The Stripper's guide to Christianity, Lesson Four - God
The Stripper's guide to Christianity, Lesson Four - God rating
 

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   Serena Hein's Blurbs
About me:
About me:
I'm an amateur comedian, amateur politician and professional naked person. I am the founder/Director of the Women’s Liberation Foundation, a brand new 501c3 charity in the Kansas City Area that Greta and I started up. Its now tax deductible to give me large sums of money.

Originally I hail from Leavenworth Kansas where the only person that wanted out of there more then the inmates was yours truly. Currently I’m trying to unite Kansas City Missouri with Kansas City Kansas and raise a small army of bi sexual women to take back the government.

I also work as a Christian missionary at the local strip clubs (Stripper for Life Baby!). It's what Jesus would do, if he had a body like I do. I like stripping because it coincides with my deep deep hated of wearing clothes.

And it was under the oppression of mandatory clothes that a militant feminist was born, but don't worry people I'm not the kind that doesn’t shave her armpits; I'm the kind that makes her boyfriends shave theirs.

My one main shortcoming is I have a very serious debilitating video game addiction. If it wasn't for that I would have already taken over the world and we would all be living in an age of peace and prosperity with free love for everyone.

God Damn ---> Video Games

The banned from Myspace (by fake ass Christians) Stripper's Guide to Christianity, Lesson One




This is my amazing magicial cousin and her husband.



Check out my new YouTube page Serena's YouTube Page

Below are some videos of a portion of my favorite musicians


Who I'd like to meet:

   Serena Hein's Friend Space (Top 24)
Serena Hein has 2658 friends.
 The WLF 


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Serena Hein's Friends Comments
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lil sutra





Aug 21 2008 7:07 PM

hey thanks
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THE HULK





Aug 15 2008 9:06 PM

HOW HAVE U BEEN BEAUTIFUL......
G BABY A.K.A. G * NEW SONG UP NOW*





Aug 7 2008 2:58 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD, STOP BY THE PAGE N LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK BOUT THE MUSIK, ASLO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK WHILE UR THERE, THX AGAIN HOPE UR FEELIN THE JAMS, GOD BLESS

G
damien





Aug 7 2008 11:46 PM

whats going on!
Chris' official page





Jul 16 2008 11:40 PM

thanks for the add!! i saw you on one of your videos here and thought i would add you! it was about being a stripper!
Charlotte Pendragon





Jul 13 2008 3:20 AM

Just wanted to rop you a line and tell you , you are BEAUTIFUL!
Michael





Jul 13 2008 4:51 PM

Hey..

Just stopping by to say Hello!! Been awhile.. How is the Act coming? Love to see your show!
Fencepost Frank





Jun 28 2008 4:44 AM

Kristy





Jun 28 2008 5:22 PM

Hey girlie just wanted to say Hello and it was good to here from ya.
Thoughtful Philanthropic Endeavors





Jun 26 2008 1:57 AM

Q: Why was the Pooch so enamoured with the Duck? :]



A: Because it was hump day you silly Goose! LOL

Happy HUMP DAY!
Eytan





Jun 23 2008 6:31 AM

Dear Serena,

This is Eytan stopping to say hello and check out your profile again. How are you? I wish you a great week.

Please visit the project of “Helping the Public Overcome Crises”. This is because the Government did not do nearly enough in order to prevent the recession after September 11th or to rebuild New Orleans. I made changes including added introduction videos and a blog.

BIG DADDY E





Jun 23 2008 3:55 AM


Wishing you a Beautiful week!

MySpace Comments - Flowers and Roses
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Free Comments & Graphics
Midnite Maniac





Jun 20 2008 2:33 PM

Have a great weekend :) Sorry I missed your Youtube question/answer session.
Thoughtful Philanthropic Endeavors





Jun 18 2008 12:44 PM

Q: Why didn't the Sea Turtle go around the other Sea Turtle?



A: Because it was Hump Day! LOL

Happy HUMP DAY!
Charlotte Pendragon





Jun 17 2008 1:15 AM

Hi gorgeous! I'm just checking in to say hi ... I love all the new videos. Now you need some hot new photos... Especially of your beautiful face!
Comedian Mike Baldwin





Jun 13 2008 9:46 PM

doing shows at stanford & son's in kck, by dave & buster's next week. the 18th thru 22nd. if you or anyone who reads this wants free tickets, let me know.