Just so you know, our son Isaac (7) is pretty much obsessed with BONUS BEAST and Big Nurse. Check him out on our top friends, if you haven't already - he's called The Pedestrian.
Had a friend back in the day who talked it up about how he'd been hit by so many cars he didn't feel it anymore. Seemed liked it always involved a girlfriend peeling out and cheap booze.
i got run over by oxytocin and flew through a window into T-PAAAIN'S 3,000,000 gallon waterbed. needless to say, he was a bit annoyed, so i dove into my own bellybutton and ended up at work again.
