I think life should come complete with sound effects and a soundtrack unique to each person with editing rights.
Movies
Practical Magic, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Sordid Lives, Party Monster, Serial Mom, To Wong Foo, The Sweetest Thing, Freeway, Mean Girls and RENT
Television
General Hospital, All My Children, One Life To Live, Charmed, NCIS, Law & Order SVU and Criminal Intent, Heroes, Diners Drive Thru's and Dives and my favorite The Golden Girls.
Books
Anything Anne Rice, Anything Judy Blume, Life's Little Instruction Book, Freak Show and Lady Cottington's Book of Pressed Faeries
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