"Remember, remember, the fifth of November..."
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"Stuff You Should Know"

Book I'm Reading-- none right now
Song/Band I can't get enough of-- "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island and the techno-ized Christian Bale rant.
Name-- Kim
Height/Weight-- 5'5" 130 lbs
Eyes/Hair-- Blue. Blonde. Freckles. Grr.
Occupation-- Wholesale Optical Lab Technician
Hobbies-- Sleeping, reading (in that order), snorkeling, home decorating, going to the beach, birds, making s'mores, Thai food, espresso, Cuban food, and...oh yeah, MUSIC!
Music tastes-- Metal, Alternative, Post-grunge, Classical,some Booty music.
Favorite liquor-- Rum
Favorite beer-- Sam Adams and Newcastle
Favorite bird-- Cardinal
Favorite tree-- Maple
Favorite color-- Blue! No, green! Arrrgggghhh! Just kidding, I have so many favorites, it really depends on my mood. I look best in neutrals, and like to decroate with natural colors.
Pets-- 6 parakeets--Timmy, Lily, Dookie, Stormy, Pebbles, and Boo Boo; a cockatiel, Pepi; and two cats, Shoe and Lacey. Also me and my boyfriend's dogs, Cappy and Zoe.
Favorite snack food-- Lays Kettle Cooked BBQ chips
Least favorite food(s)-- Shellfish, lobster, crab, and most green vegetables like spinach, brussel sprouts, asparagus and broccoli, really cheesy foods, game.
Drink of choice-- Bacardi 8 with orange juice or a nice glass of burgundy.
Hometown-- Fort Myers, FL, also lived in Louisville, OH, for 5 years.
Siblings-- None
Tattoos/Piercings-- Blue dragon over my butt. Used to be pierced in the belly and eyebrow, but they would never heal correctly and started to grow out of my skin--had to take 'em out.
My Honey-- We've been together for over 4 years, and are currently living together :D
Misc. Trivia-- Had to be hospitalized during my h.s. grad night for a fucking kidney stone. I'm easily dehydrated, hence my recurring dry-eye problems and kidney/UT infections. I hate football but I love hockey. I have a Tummi bear from 'The Gummi Bears' (aren't you jealous?). My cats drink out of the toilet and the one humps my bedspread (Oedipus complex? yuck). I love to be naked, but cooking bacon while naked is very, very bad. I'm terrified of large fires. I only light jar candles or tea lights in case one of them gets knocked over. I sleep with earplugs. I have extremely vivid nightmares that I can recall in detail when I wake up in the morning.
Things I Hate-- Whining, drama kings and queens, being poor, emo and their faggot fans, baby mamas, rap, loud neighbors, piece of shit cars with expensive systems that rattle the whole car, said cars that go by my house with their shit blaring at midnight, ska music, Staind, spoiled brats and the "adults" they become, people that do stupid stuff that fuck their lives up, then have the nerve to bitch about it.

Rants by Maddox:

You're fat and disgusting. Cover up.

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One Thing PC users can do that Mac users can't...

There is no 9/11 conspiracy you morons

Take your X-TREME marketing and shove it

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