Balls Johnson
Balls Johnson Could you guys call me Landfill?

Male
29 years old
WESTMINSTER, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 11/10/2008
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    Balls Johnson's Interests
GeneralGoing to as many concerts as I can, bettering myself, playing guitar, cruising with the window down and the music loud, Aikido, traveling (hopefully soon with OTTO, playing poker, ping-pong, and Mario Kart,your mom after a few daquiris, finding ways to get paid without earning or deserving it, and gettin' it on!
MusicHell Yes! Zeppelin, floyd ,creedence, Wu-Tang, Sublime, Beastie Boys, MURS, Matisyahu, Wailers, Tom Petty, Velvet Underground, Orbital, Paul Oakenfold, good hip hop, Green Day, Nirvana, Rancid, Chili peppers, Atmosphere, Cypres Hill, Talking Heads, Grateful Dead, Redman, Johnny Cash, shit like dat. I am also the infamous DJ Twisted Fister (formerly DJ Zip), featured every Friday night @ Johanssons Down Under Bar
MoviesHome videos I made with your mom. Star Wars, Dumb&Dumber, Spider-man, Batman, Tarantino flicks, Team America, Mel Brooks flicks, Happy Gilmore, Tim Burton flicks, Full Metal Jacket, Equilibrium, X-men, Donny Darko, Tommy Boy, Predator, Gangs of New York, Against the Drunken Cat Paws, Harold & Kumar, Fast Times, Big Lebowski, etc.
TelevisionReno 911, Simpsons, 24, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aqua Teen, Jackass, WonderShowzen, Daily Show, The State, weird stuff on National Geographic, Boondocks, Sealab 2021 & that episode of Cops with your mom getting arrested on the corner with all that crack... Her fishnets were way hot!
BooksComic books, My collection is massive with lots of X-men, spiderman, punisher, batman, spawn, ghost rider, etc., Stephen King, the Onion and stuff about crazy people with new revolutionary ideas that progress the human condition in a positive direction.
HeroesThe man who died that looked like a jelly bean,the guy that did the sound effects in police academy movies(Michael Winslow?), and your mom.

     Balls Johnson's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:westminster
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college

   Balls Johnson's Schools
Carroll Community College
Westminster,Maryland
Graduated: 2000
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Computer Graphics
Minor: Liberal Arts
 

1999 to 2004
Westminster Senior High
Westminster,Maryland
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1998

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Dj Twisted Fister- Friday @ Down Under



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About me:
I am Seth. I 'm going to school for pharmacy so I pretty much just go to school and work. My peeps, don't forget me...summer is near.

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Balls Johnson has 51 friends.
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 Turd Ferguson 


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 Jon 


 Don of the Dead 


 Tyler 


 Terry 


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 Erin 


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Terry

Terry



Aug 13 2008 12:50 AM

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, dear Seth
Happy Birthday to you!
Erin

Erin Ryan



Jul 7 2008 12:47 PM

Hey Buddy! Miss you!
Terry

Terry



May 16 2008 10:35 PM



Can you beat my score on the "Walt Disney Animated Classics (Name them)" quiz?








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Terry

Terry



Jan 20 2008 4:47 AM

You are such a good guy, know that I think the world of you, Seth
Stacie

Stacie



Aug 15 2007 1:35 AM

happy birthday seth!:)
Vesuvilden

Vesuvilden



Aug 14 2007 3:15 PM

Happy birthday Leo!
Terry

Terry



Jun 1 2007 1:09 PM

Hey, Ballz, are you gonna go see the STRIPES in virginia? Wish they were coming to Merriweather, me and you and megan and annie could all go for old times sake. I do not like the PATRIOT CENTER. Aisling saw you on the deck of the Belisimo Westminster and talked about the time you put her goggles under your armpit. Some day she will be talking to a shrink about it!
Stacie

Stacie



Apr 8 2007 11:37 PM

happy easter!
myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics
Terry

Terry



Mar 24 2007 1:57 PM

Before you go home to Taneytown, get an amazing haiircut in the big city of Westminster by the amazing Erin!!!!
Erin

Erin Ryan



Mar 20 2007 6:00 PM

I want to come to T town! I here its fabulous!
Terry

Terry



Feb 15 2007 11:49 PM

Oh, I am afraid that my balls shrivelled up and died.
Erin

Erin Ryan



Jan 24 2007 4:42 PM

Hey Boo! Miss you!!
Terry

Terry



Jan 15 2007 5:58 PM

where the hell are you? I am going to call the cops and tell them SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED MY BALLS!!!!
Terry

Terry



Jan 3 2007 4:06 PM

MORE COWBELL!!!!
E

E



Dec 25 2006 8:37 PM

Terry

Terry



Nov 13 2006 3:31 AM

People see my friends on my space and say, "you've got Balls!"
Terry

Terry



Sep 8 2006 2:32 PM

Seth is funny
Seth is cool
He knows my Annie
from their days in school.
patrick

patrick



Aug 15 2006 1:50 AM

happy birth day from patrick griggs
eleanor

eleanor



Aug 14 2006 3:06 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YOU'RE COOL TOO!

(Come to my party for cool people.)

<3
Olive

Olivia Courtright



Aug 10 2006 9:10 PM

It's almost your birthday. Happy birthday.
E

E



Jun 8 2006 4:28 PM

hello seththththth
eleanor

eleanor



Jun 7 2006 6:48 PM

Hey, what's up? Sorry it took me awhile to get back, I've been on a road trip...not much is happening, just living / working in Baltimore...being fairly normal (blergh). How's fair old Westmonster? You keepin' it real or what?
Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson



Apr 29 2006 6:12 PM

This infidel will be back to MD soon, so lock up your virgins and stock up on alcohol!! take it easy man and so you sometime next month!! Damn this place is crazy but fun in a twisted way only a jackass like me would enjoy!
Jon

Jon



Apr 18 2006 7:10 PM

your "Tyler's Blurbs" comment on his space is brilliant!
Don of the Dead

Don of the Dead



Mar 30 2006 4:13 PM

That make you a nerd then, boy?
You guys need to have an awesome party at your house and not invite me so i can show up and everyone will be all surprised and happy to see me!
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