Seth Metoyer

My friends and family.
Some Favorite Quotes:

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden: Fight Club

"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." - Elwood P. Dowd: Harvey

"Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood." - Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Kodan armada." - Centaur: The Last Starfighter

"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt." - John Milton: The Devil's Advocate

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you." - Dracula: Bram Stoker's Dracula

"As the good book says, if you spit in the air, it lands in your face." - Tevye: Fiddler on the Roof

"It's not fair! All I get to see are demons and Fenton gets to see God!" - Adam Meiks: Frailty

"So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?" - Seth Gecko: From Dusk Till Dawn

"You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace." - Bill The Butcher: Gangs of New York

"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how." - Rhett Butler: Gone With The Wind

"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords." - O-Ren Ishii: Kill Bill Volume 1

"The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The Goddamn pen is blue!" - Fletcher Reede: Liar, Liar

"The man who said "I'd rather be lucky than good" saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control." - Chris Wilton: Match Point

"Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day, and look at it and say "this is not my life"?" - Daniel: Mrs. Doubtfire

"Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!" - Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite

"There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!" - Jack Skellington: The Nightmare Before Christmas

"You mean that smell is you? Oh GOD. If I could bottle you, I'd shove you under my armpits every day." - Roger De Bris: The Producers

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood!" - Norman Bates: Psycho

"Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated." - Marquis de Sade: Quills

"I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems." - The Wolf: Pulp Fiction