Hello everybody! I am the sexual karma fairy, and watch over you all. I will decide whether your future life partner is hot and willing to give oral sex, or a big munter who won't give a damn about you, and steals your melons.
You WILL be challenged in difficult situations throughout your life, and the way in which you handle them will determine your future. For example, you know when you were 15 and you were pleasuring yourself to the rude Japanese commercials on "Tarrent on TV"? I put those scary adverts just before the break that deal with drink driving, child abuse, or something scary, just to throw you off your rhythm. It's not done to scare you, it's done to help you. Listen, when you're knobbing Lucy Pinder, you can thank me for it.
I'm currently working at the moment with out Challenge Department (oh yes, it's not just a one-fairy operation) coming up with new challenges, so haven't got time to put up a picture. Nevertheless, I am still watching you!
