Matthew

Hey! Happy Birthday Early! Remember me?? :-)

Anyhow, NaNoWriMo is steadily approching, and I was wondering if you're going to play again? I've already started a couple topincs on our region board at the NaNo site, plus, if we have enough to do it, might start a group over on Facebook.

Let me know if you're in!

Thanks For Your Request To Be Friends & Welcome Aboard!!
Babe Duke
www. MadameSeer. com = High Jinx!!!

Happy B-day! It's my dads birthday today too! I hope your well.
Can't wait to see you!

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master !!!!????? Oh Cum ON! REALLY! I have been having sex for uhhhhhh... let me think... well at least over 20 years, and I am no master! The more you learn the less you know is what I have learned. On the other hand, speaking from a long association... what is in your head could outdo whatever could in anyones wildest dream be in your pants.

I hope you get someone that has "the brains" for a relationship with you. Unfortunately, I am taken, and not your type, or I would go for it.

i love you long time!!

you are my personal superstar! i love you!

you're here! i cant believe it so much i pooped my pants. not literally really.. but pretty damn close

i cant wiat till you're here. soooo exciteing! my first visitor!! i love you so much!

Happy Belated
Japanese Celebration
Haiku Holiday!

Sorry I missed it.
Must have been Christmas shopping.
Mark my calendar!

December 22nd is National Haiku Poetry Day!

The Penis Wants a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
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2. I work at great depths.
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3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
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4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
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5. I work in a damp environment.
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6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
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7. I work in high temperatures.
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8. My work exposes me to diseases.

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Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
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1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
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2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
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3. You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.
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4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.
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5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.
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6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
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7. You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
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8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
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9. You are unable to work double shifts.
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10. You sometimes leave your designated area before you
have completed the assigned task.
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11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.
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Sincerely, The Management

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5 reasons not to be a penis..
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1. You're bald your whole life.
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2. You have a hole in your head.
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3. Your neighbors are nuts.
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4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
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5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then
fain