Sexy Roz
Roz Kline
Roz Kline Slow down, tiger -- I am a fictional character!

Female
37 years old
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 12/25/2009
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    Sexy Roz's Interests
GeneralMagic, time travel, UFOlogy, the tarot, animal rights, tantric sex, vegan cooking, The West Memphis Three (they are sooooo innocent!), Marie Osmond dolls, foreign films, world music, vintage erotica. In case you haven't figured it out yet, I am very sensual!
Music On my days off I love to listen to Enya, John Tesh or Yanni. COMMON GROUND will always be at the top of my music charts! After that, everything from Billy Ocean to Shania Twain, raggae to opera. I especially love Mr. Billy Joel and Phil Collins can sing me to sleep any night! You name it, I love it! Except rap. Or heavy metal, hip hop, punk or that new robot music. Frankly, that's just noise, thank you very much.
MoviesStar Trek The Movie, Beaches, Look Who's Talking, Three Men And A Baby, Air Bud, Cat Woman, Lord of the Rings (all of them), Dirty Dancing, Sliver, Emmanuelle, The Story of O, Nine 1/2 Weeks, Last Tango In Paris. Guilty pleasure: Those wonderful softcore mini-masterpieces on late-night Cinemax!
TelevisionAnything on Sci Fi Channel, Quantum Leap, China Beach, According To Jim (of course!) Star Trek, Stargate SG1, Babylon 5. And reruns of Coach -- that Craig T. Nelson can show me his moves anytime (I know, I am soooo bad!)
BooksHow much time do you have!? LOL! I am a voracious reader. Stephen King to Shakespeare, Danielle Steele to Edgar Allen Poe. I love any and all books! And as I mentioned before, I love a good old-fashioned sexy, steamy story. If it's ribald or bawdy, it's for moi! Yes, you may call me Lady Chatterly (although my ex might call me Lady Chatterbox -- LOL!)
HeroesOh Goddess, where do I start? For the time being how about Oprah, Reba, Gloria Estefan, Jennifer Aniston and Kate Mulgrew? I, like a lot of these gals, went to The School of Hard Knocks (NOT The School of Hard Knockers like Miss Anna Nicole Smith -- these Double D's are the REAL thing, thank you very much!)
Groups: MOVIE MUSIC AND WEIRD PIECES OF PLASTICThe PosterChild Fan ClubAmerica's Next Top Model Season 6 Fan ClubViva Glam!FATS & FEMS!STARGATE SG-1 & ATLANTIS OFFICIAL GROUP!Industry NightI LOVE INA GARTEN.

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     Sexy Roz's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:This crazy big blue marble, Planet Earth!
Body type:5' 3" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Plus Size Fashion Buyer
Income:Less than $30,000

   Sexy Roz's Networking
Fashion - Design - Designer
I would love to design large-size fashions. I have been a buyer in this field AND I am also personally a size 18, so I know of what I speak! Where are the hot clothes for big ladies? I wanna' make it happen!
Film - Stunts - Performance
Looking for an adventurous man who may want to make a few home movies with me (wink, wink!) I have a lot of "props" if you catch my drift. I also have costumes. These films would be for our pleasure only, I'm not Paris Hilton!
Modeling - Model - Glamour
Who says a large lady can't be sexy? Just look at me! I would LOVE to be on "America's Next Top Model!" Hey Tyra, what are you afraid of? Other than food!? LOL!

   Sexy Roz's Companies
BIG LADY FASHIONZ!
Glendale, California US
Assistant Manager/Buyer
Cute Clothes For Fashionable Fatties (this is MY slogan, not theirs!)

1994 to present
PIZZA HUT
North Hollywood, California US
Salad Bar Attendant
Imagine all the FREE pizza you can eat! Guess who gained 27 pounds? ME!

1993 - 1994
TACO BELL
Burbank, California US
Cashier
Thank God I despise anything & everything Mexican, so I didn't gain weight (or date any co-workers!)

1991 - 1993



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Hello! I am a passionate and voluptuous redheaded Aries who is looking for anything involving a man -- from serious relationship to no-strings-attached fun with a capital F! Old or young, black or white, tall or short, Latino or Oriental, poorly-endowed or packin' heat -- I DON'T CARE! Send me a message and I promise to get back to you! I am a cat-loving science fiction fan who has a few skeletons in her closet (next to my low-cut green velvet bar maid/wench costume... mee-ouch!). If you know who you are and what you want out of life then send me a message.


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Who I'd like to meet:
If you happen to look like actor Patrick "Captain Picard" Stewart you had better watch out! If you don't, it's okay. I am not a shallow, surface-level, looks-oriented person. But if you do look like Patrick Stewart, oh my God, I will totally lose it! Other men I think are sexy: Funnyman Jim Belushi (a sense of humor is so more important than washboard abs or a full head of hair, don't you think?), Fabio (I know what you're thinking, "But Roz, Fabio has great abs AND hair, I thought you didn't go for looks." What can I say, I'm a complicated lady full of contradictions!), news anchor Stone Phillips (just imagine him talking dirty!) and the one and only piano man, Mr. Billy Joel. Oh, I could just eat him with a spoon! One of those tiny little hot pink sample spoons from 31 Flavors so big mama here could take her sweet time! And of course, BILLY RAY CYRUS!
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Sexy Roz's Friends Comments
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Ian Dadon

Ian Dadon
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Dec 26 2009 10:59 PM

Hey!

Thanks for accepting.
I hope you like the music...

Please do tell me what you think :)

Ian.
Club Pulse

Club Pulse



Dec 26 2009 2:29 AM

Its last call for PULSE'S GRAND OPENING(21+) guest list for this saturday, so if your not on it, or you have not sent in your name or any of your friends names here is your last chance... All you have to do is send me a text @ 801-300-1943 or send me an email :-)

Oh and on a side note dont forget that we offer the cheapest prices in the city...6 Long Islands, $5 gets you a shot and a beer, $5 dollar mixed drinks, $4 dollar wells shots, and finally $2 tequila shots!!!!!!!!!
David

David



Dec 16 2009 3:59 PM

Hello My Friends :O

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Dec 10 2009 8:23 PM

You are invited to ...
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When:
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David

David



Dec 5 2009 9:02 PM

Hello My MySpace Friends :)

Grampaw

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Dec 2 2009 5:18 AM



indeed the End is near
Bruce-David

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Nov 30 2009 9:52 PM

Hello Sir, u have a sexy look to u!

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Oct 10 2009 8:30 PM

Denise the Lumberjack

Denise the Lumberjack



Sep 27 2009 8:02 AM

Roz, you are looking SO GOOD! Sorry I haven't been much of a friend lately, it's rude, right?! Anyways, you are looking mighty fine. Are you still not sure? No man can come between the love of two sisters. Anyways, like the Sophie B Hawkings song "Damn, 'wish I was your lover"
matt

matt



Sep 24 2009 3:50 AM

Yea it was a great night with criss, tell him sorry i got grass all over the place. but then i only left 1/3 of the mess. 
CHRIS TORNADO

Chris Tornado



Sep 20 2009 11:07 PM

I know you got me crazy drunk and I blacked out last night. I don't remember a thing. But I know we had fun because I woke up this morning to find everything I own covered in grass and K-Y. Thanks for the good time baby!!
M. McGUIRE

Michael McGuire



Sep 18 2009 6:51 AM

remember when you had that abortion that you tried to pass off as a coplication during pregnancy..............Well the baby is back.......and it is talkin.....it's got Oprah on the line!
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Sep 17 2009 2:41 PM

nutt'n but love for ya baby
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Sep 9 2009 1:31 AM


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Sep 6 2009 6:06 AM

would   you  suck  my  big  cock  if  you  seen  me  baby  wrap  your  palm  of  you  hand  around  my  cock  put  some  oil  on  your  hand  and  jerk  me  off  first  sexy  i  love  to  here  from  you. sean zompa
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Sep 3 2009 3:40 PM

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Come get some.
Karyn

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Aug 17 2009 2:05 AM

hi, Sexy Roz, thanks ... hugs & kisses, Robyn!!
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Jul 16 2009 7:24 PM

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Jul 14 2009 5:30 AM

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