This is a truly inspired invention for the man that wishes to quench his thirst wherever and whenever he chooses - undetected, without waiting in a long line and without paying a fortune. It's the revolutionary Beerbelly (or as others might say, a beer gut!) - it's upfront, yet undercover. Smuggle in beverages at the cricket, rugby, football and cinema. Save money on drinks by bringing your own in a discrete, novelty way. It'll be 'on tap' all day or night while you look like a dude with a beer belly! It moulds to your masculine middle, giving you a natural more rounded look. So instead of your usual washboard six-pack, you'll have a six-pack... literally. Your Beerbelly holds 2.3 litres of your own private nectar of the gods - whether that be amber in nature and colour or something with more 'spirit'. Women who found your 'paunch' a little off-putting at the start of the party, will notice you become more attractive throughout the night (although that could be the beer goggles, not the belly). It's actually great for exercising too. Just fill it with water and you'll see your beer belly disappear as you jog, hike or run. Now that's some great motivation! Features: holds up to 2.3 Litres of your favourite drink holds either cold or hot drinks has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas and to simplify cleaning Made of neoprene (the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes).
BooksAlmost French. Boiling A Frog. The Celestine Prophecy. Jordan - A Whole New World. The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency Series. The Sacred Art of Stealing. Anything by Patricia Cornwell or Kathy Reichs.
Who I'd like to meet:CHUCK NORRIS
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.
If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried ...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond he simply stared at him until he exploded.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Status: Married
- Here for: Friends
- Hometown: Adelaide
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: Body builder
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Someday
Blackwood High School
1997 to 2001
- EDEN HILLS, Australia
- Graduated: 2001
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma