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Apache (The Band)
Rock / Punk / Glam

FAKIN' THE FUNK ON A NASTY DUNK!!!



SAN FRANCISCO, California
United States

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Member Since6/17/2006
Band MembersApache-VOX - HOT CHIX Carlos-VOX - HOT LIX Marcus- FUN W/GUNS Mike- STIX & TRIX
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Record LabelBIRDMAN RECORDS/BLAST OFF RECORDS/DMR
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Jul 2 2009 10:00P
Druckluft Oberhausen
Jul 3 2009 9:00P
Morlock Gallery Den Haag
Jul 4 2009 9:00P
Gleis 22 Muenster
Jul 5 2009 9:00P
Swaf Hoorn
Jul 8 2009 10:00P
Thee Parkside San Francisco, California
Jul 9 2009 10:00P
The Stork Club Oakland, California

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Photobucket buy the album here: birdmarecords.com What the critics have to say about the new APACHE Boys Life/Crystal Clear 7" From Terminal Boredom Apache "Boys Life" 7" No idea who this band was going into this, except they were from the same Bay Area scene that spawned the Time Flys, so I was pretty much expecting a shitty Time Flys sound-a-like. Way wrong there, Richie. For the most part. I mean, they do sound a bit like T-Flys: same dirtbag -smoking-ditchweed-in-1974 aesthetic. But I think these kids beat the Time Flys at their own game...maybe it's not as punk-inna-Gizmos way as the Flys, but they add some ultra-simple glittered-out touches that rocket this shit right into the upper deck. "Boys Life" is just an uber-primitive and catchy riff, some drum stomping, glammmed-out vox and claps, classy guitar solo...unbelievably good and aching for repeat spins. B-Side rides the same formula, again, but has a more stoned-out sense of majesty than "Boys Life". Maybe it's the thumping low-end. This thing just reeks of fringed suede vests, E-Z Widers, jugs of cheap red wine...I love it. While the Time Flys have seemingly stoned themselves out of good ideas at times lately, Apache have picked up the hash ball and smoked the fuck out of it in the back of their van and come up with this deuce pack of shit I want to hear a whole lot more of. I love this record and I don't even smoke dope anymore. It's that good. Scum stats: first 100 on red vinyl. Ridiculous artwork. (RK) From Victim of Time Just when it seems that no one can really effectively duplicate the early 70s glam sound, along comes Apache from San Francisco with a ramrodding, yet slovenly swing that booms and crushes those notions into a fine powder. This week's feature 7" is their debut release, and since it's on the Douche Master label, you can tell right off the bat that they will be hard to forget, and you'll quickly hear how this record is a solid testament to modern testicular pop perfection. Both songs reek of mid 70s delinquency, torn jeans and the thrill of skipping class, and they lace their classic hooks as deep as anything churned out by Iron Virgin, The Plod, or Bearded Lady in their time. The hard-banging a-side, "Boys Life" traces Apache's sleazy lineage through several generations of degenerate decomposition and even rekindles the prime-grime of Alice Cooper's early 70s caterwaul with gut-wrenching ease. However, "Crystal Clear" lurking on the flipside is the real clincher here and pounds their belligerent agenda into your head mercilessly as they build up and tear down the primordial rock'n roll template like they own it. The songs are both infectious, uncompromisingly loud, and way too short, which is always a good thing when you're talking about something heavy, like the sound Apache throws down. You can just tell these guys are a magnet for trouble, and when is that ever a bad thing in rock'n roll? They've managed to construct a sloppy tightness that's always out of reach for so many others, and the cocksure strut in their songs is as refreshingly overwhelming as the scarves that match their outfits. You may also recall Carlos from The Cuts in the fold, reinforcing that you can count on a subdued pop backbone, and along with the other three scroungy ruffians, it's just a matter of time before they've busted their way into the hearts and homes of America's wayward youth. With a strong kinship to the bedazzled thugs The Time Flys, Apache keep their hands on their crotches and their hair just as long, but never slip into the dreaded 'stoner rock' rut. And with a recent signing to Birdman Records this fall, expect to see their full-length debut out sometime very soon. Forget directions to the party, these guys "are" the party, and you'll be sorely missing out if you don't get their first record in your hands soon, available at douchemasterrecords.com From Martin Gordon: I was literaly dancing around my room to this one!! A bit like Hello! From Javier Escovedo: Love Crystal Clear!!!

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Jul 4 2009 3:50 PM

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Jul 1 2009 8:51 AM

Looking forward to your show in Münster...

APACHE !!!!!!!! am Samstag im Gleis 22

"Ultracatchy Glam Rock Bubblegum Proto Punk From San Francisco"

The early days!




APACHE (USA)+ Part Time Bandits (D)

Sa. 04.07. GLEIS 22, MÜNSTER

Apache sind vier ungewaschene Kaputtniks aus San Francisco,
ihr Ding ist arschcooler Proto Punk mit 70s Glam Rock und
Bubblegum Pop Einflüssen! Das klingt dann so als träfe früher
Alice Cooper auf die Ramones und Kiss, oder die New York Dolls
auf die Zeros! Eine LP auf Birdman Records und eine brillante 7"
auf Douchemaster Records gehen bisher auf ihr Konto.
„Fruit Crank"-Murphys neue Band Part Time Bandits
sind eine Bereicherung für Münsters Band Szene,
sie vermengen die Intensität der Lost Sounds mit
der Catchiness der Nerves.

Eintritt: 6 € (bis 21 h), danach 7 €;
Einlass 20.30h, Beginn 21.30 h

www.myspace.com/sfapache
www.myspace.com/parttimebandits
LYNX LYNX





Jun 28 2009 4:30 PM

der rainer





Jun 28 2009 11:35 AM

Yeah, many thanks for having me, was a pleasure to meet you - keep on having fun on tour and make some weird noise!!!
MAD IN BZ





Jun 28 2009 11:35 AM

Hi Guys! Here is the video of yesterday..s asskickin..show!!
Cheers!
MUNLET





Jun 25 2009 1:06 AM

hello guys! How it was in San Sebastian? So nice to have played with you!!! Best of lucks for the end of the tour!
KÄPT'N MOPED





Jun 25 2009 1:06 AM

AHOI & GREETZ FROM GERMONEY!!!RobbenPoppen-Neuss Teaser 05/09
13 MOTOS





Jun 25 2009 1:06 AM

Hola my name is silver. thank you very much for ADD. I am really happy for meeting persons "with dos cojones". Your music is fantastic and your feelings genial. Always remember Madrid and Apache (and Munlet).
MAD IN BZ





Jun 23 2009 3:30 PM

APACHE LIVE!!
26/06 KEBAB MEDITERRANEE BOLZANO


Let..s have some dirty rock & greasy food !!!
Johan





Jun 22 2009 9:29 AM

come back to Utrecht soon!!!!!
still enjoying your cd!
Ape, Perry & Bonette PowerBlues Trio





Jun 22 2009 9:29 AM

viva apache!!!!
BRUTALIZZED KIDS





Jun 21 2009 4:06 PM

Hello FRIEND"ZZ of APACHE !!! We felt very happy of your ADD.

Say hello to our brothers FAMILIA REAL
in the show tonight in Madrid.


Brutalizzed Kids.
Next CD.
Song: Soy Muñeco !!!
Video made with a mobile phone...
Thanks for your support.
SOY MUÑECO


You can listen now an advance our next CD !!!

Song's: QUIMICA and VEN CON TU DIOS.
www.myspace.com/brkids

We'd like to know opinion, please.

Wanted MANAGER'S-LABEL'S-CONCERT'S-PROMOTION'S ...
WE DO NOT HAVE CONTRACT SIGNED WITH ANYBODY... !!!
juanma





Jun 20 2009 6:28 PM

see you soon!!

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(El no tan...) Fabuloso Combo Espectro





Jun 20 2009 6:28 PM

EUREKA HOT IV +
FABULOSO COMBO ESPECTRO






Este sabado 20/06
en la Pequeña Betty
(c/reina,4)
7 euros


eureka hot IV
fabuloso combo espectro
A. Human Childe





Jun 20 2009 6:27 PM

Hope you guys are out-trashing the eurotrash. Miss you. XOXOXOX
THE FAST TAKERS





Jun 20 2009 6:26 PM

..
Angie





Jun 20 2009 6:26 PM

Hello Apache! your super home girls say "heyyyyy" We miss you and hope you're rocking it hard core american styles!!
BOATS!





Jun 15 2009 7:19 PM

Jun 26th fuck yes! come out!
we play last, daaang!
(WE ARE WONDERFUL) 3-4 juillet/belgique





Jun 15 2009 7:16 PM

(we are wonderful) vous presente une semaine remplie de 3 concerts à nantes !

MERCREDI 17 juin
http://www.myspace.com/thedeadrocks


VENDREDI 19 juin
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http://www.myspace.com/thecontainers


DIMANCHE 21 juin :: 6 groupes dès 18h!
http://www.myspace.com/backtogarage
BILLY BULLOCKS :: Pub Rock Soul :: Douarnenez
THE OCTOPUS :: Heavy and Stoned Rock :: Douarnenez
(WE ARE WONDERFUL) :: Comedy Trash Comedy
FAT PANDAS :: Gros Pandas
THE HAPPENING :: Happy Dance
RHUM4PAULINE :: Local Bee Gees
fete de la musique @ AU CHIEN STUPIDE
Jack McBeer





Jun 14 2009 3:09 AM

Hey guys, thanx for add and the great show in the SubwayToPeter/Chemnitz!

Take a look at the pix:


Jack/Germany
television knockout





Jun 11 2009 10:46 AM

thank you!


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Dzjenghis Khan





Jun 10 2009 10:07 PM

whats up dudes!!! shralping europe.
kathi





Jun 10 2009 11:07 AM

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Kimbra♥





Jun 9 2009 7:10 AM

dnesday, 10 June 2009
Time: 20:00
Thee Parkside, 1600 17th St, San Francisco, 94107, US
6/10/2009 8:00 PM Cost: $6 STATIC RADIO/ JOKES FOR FEELINGS/ NO HARM DONE $6 ALL AGES!!!!!


HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!
jn





Jun 9 2009 6:13 AM

i miiiiiis u
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