One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
SF Bierfest 08's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Hometown:
San Francisco
Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
I don't want kids
Occupation:
Drinker
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If you haven't seen the movie then step one: see it. The basic principle is beer olympics. Yes you heard me, competitive drinking events representing countries! It's gonna be at The ENDUP here in SF!!!
Logistics:
Saturday NOV 8, 2-8ish pm The EndUp (401 6th @ Harrison)
Teams of 6, Minimum 1 girl; we have a MAX of 16 teams, preference is given to teams paid for IN ADVANCE, then first come-first served the day of the event Games will include: flip cup, beirut, trivia, volume chug, long pour...no quarters as it was a disaster last time :)
E-mail us at: sfbierfest@gmail.com with any questions or requests. Once you buy a ticket, email us or leave us a comment to choose your country
For TICKETS see PAYPAL link on our evite. Share the link with your friends!www.evite.com
