About me:
Back in the days of disco and decent blow, a rising Christian rollerderby league, the SF Saints, were making their way across the Bay Bridge to Play their long time rivals, the Oakland Orthodox. Suddenly, a swami cut in front of the league bus, and sent them directly into the icy waves below. They were gone. Instead of being met by the Lord Almighty, they were sucked into the fiery pits of hell, straight into the arms of the devil. A roller derby fanatic himself, the devil summoned the league in order to fulfill his desire to form an army of all girl zombie skaters who would become the best team in the living world. His proposition? Their souls in exchange for an eternal living existence as evil un-dead, roller derby stars. Led by Motely Cruz and Kimfectious, the evil dead crew agreed to swap their souls for the chance to derby for eternity. ShEvilution!
Who I'd like to meet: Fellow dead folks, girls with endurance that will last for eternity, handsome men with tasty brains, and anyone who wants to join the ARMY OF DARKNESS that is the SF ShEvil Dead!
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