Tak
Why should I complain if people find my earnest stories funny? I guess I gain in translation.

Male
101 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 3/15/2009
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:New York City
Body type:Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Entertainer



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Tak at the M Bar in Los Angeles on September 6, 2007  (view more)

Tak on the ' Drunk on Stage ' show in Los Angeles on June 19, 2007  (view more)

Tak on the ' Cornucopia ' show in Los Angeles on June 10, 2007  (view more)

Tak at Bowery Poetry Club in New York on April 4, 2007  (view more)

Tak at The Moth Grand Slam at Comix in New York on March 27, 2007  (view more)

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   Tak's Blurbs
About me:
" Saurabh Tak dreams only the most astute stories with complete vulnerability & enough twists & turns to make a hooker on the highway sell pottery. He is as real and honest as a griot ripping phrases of urban living with all its clumsy foibles. Wide-eyed & defiant, Saurabh is a craftsman weaver of plot, he sends one reeling into the delectable Indian Superman of THAT GIRL's Marlo Thomas & a James Bond, a man full of erotic hijinx & new immigrant audacity into the New Century. " --- Regie Cabico, Artistic Director Sol & Soul, NYU Artist in Residence, Nuyorican Poets' Cafe Poetry Grand Slam Winner, HBO Def Poetry Jam.

" Tak is a one-man Hindu-American out-of-body experience. There's so much craft and thoughtfulness and skills with language in his stories, though you may be laughing too hard to notice." --Kelly Cresap, Ph.D., author, storyteller, NPR commentator.

"Just wanna tell you again that I laughed my ass of your story. Made me think of Sex in the City but with Krishnamurti doing the writing and the adverstising executives locked in the closet. You definitely seem to have a great grasp of New York for having just moved here. " --- Jim Flynn, www.laughoutny.com

" You absolutely BLEW ME AWAY. Wow, what a story, what delivery, what stage presence. You exceeded my expectations even, and I had high expectations for a NYC export....You rock. Thanks again for coming down to share your story with us--what a blast it was listening to you! " --- Stephanie Garibaldi, writer, humorist and a host of Speakeasy DC/Washington Storytellers' Theater

" Something about your matter-of-fact and deadpan way of expressing extraordinary events reminds me strongly of Andrei Codrescu , a Romanian essayist who sometimes has segments on NPR." --- Mike Barbier of Skydivers.

"He's a South Asian cat named Tak and he's really friggin' good. I saw the guy tell a story at the AAWW, then he won one of The Moth slams. " -- Rain Noe,
Who I'd like to meet:

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 Ryan Britt 


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Tak's Friends Comments
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Bryan





Jun 7 2008 8:08 AM

How go your creative efforts out there?
The Jumping-Off Point Comedy Show





Apr 7 2008 9:31 AM

Your set was great! Keep us all posted about anything and everything you're doing next!
Sonz





Feb 22 2008 10:55 PM

Come to my Heaven and Hell Costume Ball - Benefit for Community-based Art for Youth:
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Time: 7-10; party 'till 2am
Location:The Phoenix Emporium
Street:8049 Main Street
City/Town:Ellicott City, MD

RSVP - Sonia Keiner Flynn
Phone:443.253.6570
Email:contact@PoeticImagesBySonia.com
I hope you'll come and help me celebrate life, experience art, and build community. This promises to be a fabulous party and fundraiser for our children.

Your generous contribution will provide quality arts programming during the Engaged University's Free Minds Collective '08 Summer Enrichment Program for Prince George's County middle school students. This was a transformative experience for all involved last summer and is in jeopardy of being underfunded this year. For more check out http://www. engagedu. umd. edu/programs/summer

There are no rules for costuming and you don't have to costume if you're totally against it (party pooper.) Create your own reality...heaven, hell....whatever....(i really want someone to come as a monk though.)

$20 at-the-door ~ DJ RBI (WBL Inc., WPFW 89.3FM), food, drink specials, live art-making, good raffle prizes, best costume prizes, good people, good music, poetry and love.

You must be 21 to enter.

"It is the trained, living human soul, cultivated and strengthened by long study and thought, that breathes the real breath of life into boys and girls and makes them human, whether they be black or white, Greek, Russian or American." - W.E.B. DuBois
Beat the Dust





Jan 6 2008 9:38 AM

Hey. Litzine Beat the Dust is constantly on the look-out for inventive, hard-hitting, thought-provoking poetry and stories, and is particularly interested in writing that involves some kind of contradiction or breaks a rule in some way. We want to hear from writers with 'kiss my shades!' attitude who like to take risks with their work. If that's you, click here for details on how and where to send your work. Thanks for sharing your space with Beat the Dust.
Jay Grant





Jan 5 2008 1:27 AM

Sara





Nov 29 2007 6:14 AM

Hanji!!!!!!! What have you been doing??? Namaste!!
Ryan Britt





Nov 22 2007 4:47 PM

Jay Grant





Oct 14 2007 5:19 AM

Sara





Sep 30 2007 7:35 PM

Tak!!!! You are jah,,m taka maiṁ j,,nat,, h,,m̐, jah,,m̐ taka mujh,, pat,, hai!!!

luv ya
Ryan Britt





Sep 14 2007 7:35 PM

Decent. Decent. Just did Liar's show last night. It was nice. Only two people guessed me as the LIAR. And I was the Liar.
Speakeasy was good also.
Where the hell are you these days my friend?
Sara





Sep 14 2007 4:38 PM

Wow!!! You were sooooo awesome at M Bar by far the greatest storyteller I have seen I was ROFLMAO!!!! You have a rare gift and you are Vindalooooooo smokin hot!
kagoloma





Aug 31 2007 10:53 AM

I will send them all the info. You rock dude! I'm impressed by the shirt. I didn't know you were involved with the special olympics. Oh wait, joke, I get it.
Jay Grant





Jun 22 2007 3:55 AM

hey tak - good to meet you and great to see your act! stay in touch ..

Joe Smith





Jun 12 2007 8:32 PM

Hey man - good to meet you at the ol' Cornucopia. One way or the other, I'll see you around the scene - Joe
Dag Nabit





May 21 2007 5:01 PM

You are hilarious man. Thanks for getting daddy his dough. I really wasn't worried about it though. you know I have plenty of bitches in my stable.
Abraham Is Burning





May 11 2007 6:17 PM

Hey

I just wanted to let you know I have reached 2000 friends ....so let this be a thank you for being one of them and doing what all good friends by NOT caring.

anyway, Ive been really into slam poetry and have been performing around NYC at such events.

Heres a sample of something i might do at a slam:

" i then go into this coffeehouse and strike up a conversation
with this other writer about why men always have to do the hunting for women.
he takes out this half empty bottle and this half empty cup and says
"the bottle is the man and the cup is the woman
and the liquid inside is their hearts.
now their hearts are not gonna be complete until they find each other"
and then he asks me how i would go about doing that.

so i told him that i would pour the bottle into the cup.
he says "why not the other way around?"
and i reply "less chance of a spill" and he says "exactly......
see when a woman pours her heart into a man it just gets broken
and most of it spills on the floor, but when a man pours his heart
into the woman, the woman accepts ALL of him."

stay tuned to my blog section for more.

Abraham
Ryan Britt





Apr 20 2007 2:07 PM

SpeakEasy on the 3rd was real good. Liar show was just okay.

Sorry to hear about the Grand Slam. You thinking about hitting up the moth at the end of the month?
Ryan Britt





Apr 16 2007 10:25 PM

Not coming man?
I haven't seen you in a dog's age. You salty dog!
Jason Joseph





Apr 9 2007 8:19 PM

hey man,

enjoyed performing with you last week! lemme know when you come out west.

keep in touch.

~ j
Calamity Corinne





Mar 5 2007 4:54 AM

nice seein u again at sulu as always -peace- calamity
Ryan Britt





Feb 26 2007 7:33 PM

Slam tonight brotha?
Jelena





Feb 5 2007 11:45 PM

Oh, you know, the lifestyles of the rich and famous, what can I say:) Let me know when you're back in town and we'll party hearty!
Josh Lefkowitz





Feb 4 2007 1:54 AM

dude, Tak, I love the quote from Stephanie Garabaldi (though I might not be spelling her name correctly?). When did you go down to DC Speakeasy? Those are my ol' stomping/training grounds. Amy Saidman? Love her! That's so cool, man.

Yes I will look forward to seeing you again soon, too.
Dag Nabit





Feb 1 2007 11:50 PM

Yes, Yes. I am back Dear Tak. how long did you think I could stay away from you? Where are you reading next my friend? It's been far too long.
Sonz





Jan 15 2007 1:57 AM

you killed...the crowd loved you :)
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