Saran wrapped, 6 inch, turds that have been placed by a Father in the Florida room of his home. The Father has placed them there for the enjoyment of his son. But, however, He doesnt want the son to play with them. He only wants him to look at them. The son is amused.
1970's Hanky Codes
Music
Mostly: The sound of a salamander struggling to escape from a ziploc bag thats been soaked in petroleum jelly. Soothes the jugular.
And The Crooners.
SHABADELPHIA, Raised in the old-world decadence,
That is the Northeast of Philadelphia.
A product of the time between,
The "Macarena" and the "Willenium..."
The 90's and the Northeast got freak-nasty,
And Shabadelphia's their bouncin' baby boy.
The time has come!
With the Roosevelt Boulevard for blood,
And a heart forged deep in theburning furnace of,
The Boy Scouts of America to pump it.
Shabadelphia has set out on a mission to bring back beauty,
One sharply crafted turd joke at a time <3.
Join the Hulihees, Philadelphia pop artist Todd Marrone and Long Walk Home on Saturday 9/8 at Tritone at 10pm for live art, great food and drinks, and great music. See you there! The Hulihees love you.
Upload your short comedy sketches to MSN Soapbox for a chance to star in a new comedy TV pilot! The NYTVF and Procter & Gamble Productions have teamed up to create an innovative new sketch comedy program and are inviting the best actors, comedians, and improv performers around the country to audition. The best sketch teams in the country will be flown to the 2007 NY Television Festival in September to form the inaugural “Procter & Gamble Productions Players,” a sketch comedy supergroup that will perform live for the festival’s industry attendees. This performance will be recorded and broadcast on MSN Video while it is shopped to the NYTVF’s network partners, which last year included NBC, ABC, FOX, A&E, Bravo, and IFC. Visit www.nytvf.com/2007_contests_pgp for more details.
Hey, we're having a "Good Friday, Better Karaoke" party Friday night at Father Denny's at Front & Girard... Spread the gospel that is the death of Christ combined with terrible singing.
