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TRUE FRIENDSHIP
 
None of that Sissy Crap
            
            Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
            but never actually come close to reality?
            Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
            You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

            1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
            
            2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
            
            3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
            
            4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
            
            5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muchworse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
            
            6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
            
            7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
            
            8. When you fall -- I'll laugh my ass off, then pick you up and dust you off.
            
            9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

             Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Thank you for the add and I honestly believe radio is the best media out there to allow people to hear a true voice instead of living in a reality program. You guys have great week! Gotta go deal with my insomnia now. Later!
Your friend, Kenny

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Time pushed me into dark

It closed all the doors

And locked me in cage

For days and months

With no rays of light



I lived in with a hope

In that cage for months

For a light of hand

To reach my darkness

And to pull into light



Days and months passed

In darkness and hope

No light of hand came

To pull me into light

Slowly my hope died



I stopped to look

For light of hand

And started to think

How to light darkness?

How to light darkness?



Finally the light came

In my cage of darkness

Its not light of hand

Its a light of lights

That showed me light



It divvy's any darkness

It unlocks any cage

It lights all the time

It always helps me out

Its a light of my heart

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In these recently discovered accounts, sealed and hidden from prying eyes for almost eighty years, Dr. John H. Watson puts pen to paper once more, as he accompanies his friend, that most rational of detectives, Mr. Sherlock Holmes in the utterly irrational realm of the otherworldly, the uncanny, and the supernatural.

Enter the gaslit world of Holmes and Watson - a world caught halfway between the bright glare of science and logic and the darker clutches of superstition and fear - a world of unknown creatures, secret seances, ancient curses, and forbidden knowledge - where the enquiring mind of the world's first consulting detective must search for the answer to some new and challenging questions...


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